iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 29/09/2026

why am i still sick. it has been a whole ass week, it's time to stop. this must be what it's like to be a progress bar that's stuck at 95%

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026

to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Scapetoast. the humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. there's also kron's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 22/09/2026

i'm SSSIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! 💥😩💥

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 24/03/2026

a completely different hypertype 🐐 kron... shaped like an evil brick wall 🧱💪😈💦

260324: really big musclegut dad 🐐 kron... watch out!

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 27/03/2026

📰 WEIRD: local pervert becomes mythical serpent 🐐📈👀

260326: a sketchy growth sequence in which 🐐 kron gets stretched out very long & tall

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026

🔬⚛🧪🐐⚗☢🧬

260915: 🐐 kron wearing a long labcoat and gloves in what appears to be some kind of scientific setting where he should probably not be allowed.

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026

the scapetoast submersible incident

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026

turning a big dial that says "kron gray hair %" on it

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ory @oryzaviridi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

wohoo

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/09/2026

life update: i did my Task and it was Good and now i am trying to do something called a "follow through" where i "don't stop"... weird !!

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/09/2026

the scapetoast bus is coming... 🚌🐐

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So Not Ransom @sonotransom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

POV: Your first day on campus and this is your roomie wyd

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 11/09/2026

seriously considering never using javascript for anything ever again... but we'll see!

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 08/09/2026

ok my only Video's Games notes are: 1. outfit designs would benefit from a little restraint; layered materials & greebles are excessive 2. water too wet 3. castle town beard guy could get it

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 07/09/2026

me: *has a nontrivial amount of critical work to complete within the next few days as an important & longstanding deadline approaches* also me: hey guys... 👋🐐 for no particular reason, i feel like getting into learning a new language rn, but i can't decide if i want to go with mandarin or latin 🤔

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 10/09/2023

the not-at-all-humble beginnings of a recent Gant Growth Sequence 💪🐐💦 makes a good repost for 'ceptember! ⚠ [DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE GOAT] ⚠

gant has been doing an "arm day every day" bit to disastrous effect. shon watches confusedly as he shows off his gainz.

gant has received encouragement Online and has now kicked off a growth sequence! his overall build is now much stronger, though still extremely arm-heavy. shon is exhausted by these developments.

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🔞The Birdfather🔞 @oshyfriend.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

summer's basically over. Get ready for fat boy fall!

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 01/10/2025

it's that time of year.... big pumpkin timelapse gif

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 31/08/2026

*suddenly realizes after several years that my pfp background gradient very closely matches the instagram favicon* maybe it's time for a new pfp

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 30/08/2026

do you prefer a Fat 🐐 kron, or are you a Swole 🐐 kron liker? a Long 🐐 kron enjoyer perhaps? or maybe you can appreciate a regular old Normal 🐐 kron? there are many goat options to choose from

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 30/04/2026

🧱🚚💪🐐 BULK GANT 💪🐐🚚🧱

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/07/2026

oh no, looks like he caught you staring... what do you do in this situation?? 🐐🍑🤷‍♂️📸👀💦

260713: a fat 🐐 kron glances back over his shoulder, sees you staring at his ass, and shrugs nonchalantly

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 29/08/2026

the scapetoast situation is insane

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 24/08/2026

thank u all for your annual toastday wishes, i am filled with the power of 🐐×33

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 09/09/2023

Extended Sheepgoat Identity Lattice [🐏,🐐]⨂[⚫,⚪]

various forms of anton laid out in a grid, organized by sheep / goat and lite / dark attributes. the standard anton is in equilibrium at the center

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 10/11/2024

reproduced here with modern digital techniques, this ancient engraving predates the oldest known sheepgoat artifacts by millennia. it is thought to be a diagram of the prehistoric toastbugs' cosmology used for ceremonial or instructional purposes... you could make a religion out of this!

241109: hexagrammatic diagram of the foundational toastbug cosmology. features overlapping triangular regions of LITE and DARK type, each outlining the space of BEE, VES, and ANT species, with twin FEY FLY at the neutral center point. decorative motifs in the background include figs, flowers, and fungal forms according to each of the species preoccupations.

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 23/08/2026

i'm gonna try refining this some more bc it all seems to mesh pretty well with the greater scapetoast metaphysics: - 🦟🐜🐝 below min perception floor by default - 🐑🐐🐂🐎🐀🐖 & friends as typical anthro-scale actors - 🌳🍄🌹 above max perception ceiling by default

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 23/08/2026

encountered a really specific (and hot) character in a dream, and now i cannot resist fleshing him out as some kind of oc, or possibly even a species that might coexist with funny animals & toastbugs

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Citrus Caprine @citruscaprine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I am once again demanding I’m fed tin cans

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 17/08/2026

can you believe it guys? 33rd annual day of scapetoast! just a week away! woohoo! i am so happy about this information.

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Cinzel 🇵🇹 🔞 @cinzelb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"192 likes. How does it feel having 200 kg on top of a body of a heavy weight bodybuilder?"

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Cinzel 🇵🇹 🔞 @cinzelb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"89 likes. You guys doubled my size in just one hour! Keep them coming!"

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 12/08/2026

undertale quiz assigned me 💛💚💙 all within a few % of one another, and 🧡 dead last lol 🤠🐐

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 09/08/2026

scapetoast characters who will eat you for the occasion ig: - kron, obviously - shon, in an intense moment of Hongry - henrik, inadvertent / accidental - gant, when he has the advantage - leyn, when things get out of hand (cv) - toastbug, as a simple matter of course - kron, again

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 13/04/2025

did someone say FAT 🐐 KRON? no?? well it's time to start saying it. repeatedly 🛐✨

250412: dark goat kron has grown bigger, likely by dubious / supernatural means. he is seated on a suspicious fuzzy cushion in an enlightened & meditative pose, not unlike an occult idol, and has a long graying beard.

his belly is huge and round, and spilling over his entire lap, while his upper body is comparatively quite scrawny -- except his neck, which is like 2x longer and thicker than his chest for some reason.

how do you even get shaped like that dude

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/04/2025

why does kron, the most powerful scapetoast, not simply eat the other four?

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 07/08/2026

i can't say i've been feeling particularly great recently

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 20/10/2024

he sinh on my cosh till i exp

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 23/06/2024

circa APRIL: the scapetoast petting zoo has opened for business -- $5 admission includes one (1) handful of Treats be wary of goat 🐐

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 21/07/2026

what if they made a kind of center pull yarn where the inside end was not hidden, but rather, easily accessible from the outside... just a little idea i had (-:',

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 08/07/2026

>looking at blender 3D 🐵 >ask suzanne if the +Y axis is forward or backward >she doesn't understand 🙉 >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is forward and what is backward >she laughs and says "it's a good coordinate system sir" 🙊 >switch to Front orthographic view >she's -Y forward 🙈

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 20/07/2026

umm, 😏 happy milky moo moo monday everyone 🥛🐂🐂🤗

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 23/05/2025

🐂🐂🪑