Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026static.klipy.comDa Fuck The FuckAlt: WTF The Fuck 020
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sleepin next to the guy im dating and he has a cpap machine and im just saying its kinda cute to cuddle up to darth vader in the night 030
Reposted by Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️Lupo! ➡️ Furpoc!!! @lupopossum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The jury is hung??? 😳😳😳 Your honor, I'd like to move for discovery... 729333
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My life sometimes feels like that scene in fight club where edward norton pummels the shit out of jared leto and says "i wanted to destroy something beautiful" and sometimes im norton and sometimes im leto 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dont worry, I have a holistic approach to self harm 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026First electrolysis in MONTHSSSS YASSSS 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There would probably be a lot of trans green lanterns 000
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Youre not ugly. You might just not be your type 020
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Canada Post can suck my gigantic gock 120
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026cowboys really fooled us all, huh? makin us think they're like the pinnacle of masculinity and shit, then runnin off to spend all their time hanging out with cows and sleeping under the stars and havin slumber parties bet they were cooing over every single cow. how could you not? cows are the best. 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Im the least superstitious person i know. Seriously. I regularly have to hide my disdain around superstitious people. But i dont agree with the idea that this is a boring way to live? Im fascinated by learning what phenomena are behind supernatural sightings. I think its boring to just assume magic 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if i buy one of these will you be my friend 020
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Im self medicating (taking the medications my doctor prescribed for me in the correct dosage but i'm taking them by myself) 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The emotional whiplash to get called ma'am on the phone one day by a man who sounded like a cowboy, to getting yelled at and called a fag on the subway the next day, to getting wonderful affirming comments the third day, to getting stared at by tons of people in the park today. Like geeeeeeeez 010
Reposted by Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️Daffodil “Dangghoul” Cuteface 🏳️⚧️ @missatombomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the awaker must be sleepened 2193
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This point has probably been made to death but like, if trans women were marketed to more, it would help a lot of cis women who have less "conventional" (blech yuck eugh) bodies. How many cis girls struggle with their big heads or small tits or broad shoulders when buying outfits? 010
Reposted by Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware 742059302
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do me a favour and *unintelligible screeching noises* 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh THATS why you were messaging me at 4 am lmfao 110
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I had a brief career as a photographer. I was supposed to do some graduation photos for a college. apparently telling the graduates of a clown college "okay now let's do a silly one" is inappropriate. 000
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026turns out the wall is not the same white as the whiteout 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026trying to outdo my landlord by covering scuff marks on my wall with whiteout 140
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh shit i have 500 followers? none of you have anything better to do? seriously? i'd better post my tits or something 030
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026is it manipulative to try to de-escalate a situation when your roommate is yelling at you 020
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i bought control resonance but i havent started playing because ive been in a bad mood and i want to enjoy it lmfao 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if you have cats and you don't pick them up and pretend to eat them every now and again, I will assume you don't love your cats 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026after the ceremony and photos and all that, just so i didnt have to talk to most of my family that i've cut out of my life since my transition. I sat next to family friends, not family itself, for the ceremony because i cant stand our family. "It was great, sis! you looked so good! im so proud!" 😭 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"i hope you had a good time at my wedding!" look, little sister of mine, you've known me all 27 years of your life. at no point have i made it sound like i enjoy family gatherings, and i told you flat out that the only reason i was attending was for your sake. I left before the reception, 110
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Looksmaxxing, to me, implies that one is dumping all their points into looks. Which is fine, but one really should put some points into WIS or CHA or something or else those looks wont do you any good 000
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the only men i ever admired died in a freak gasoline fight accident in 2001 000
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Start your day off right by reading news stories that piss you off 010
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every day i see another story that reminds me that acab 010
Reposted by Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️AORTA Films 🖤 Berlin PFF @aortafilms.com · 18/09/2026What if school was actually... hot? 🤔🥵 Our queer & trans workshop series is back for Fall ’26, with a whole season of skillshares, wild experiments, and explorations coming to YOU around sexuality, pleasure, kink, and creativity. One pass ➡️ the whole spicy semester. 🤗 197
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"why are there so many ________ people nowada---" BECAUSE THEY USED TO DIE OR HIDE IT YOU BRAINLESS FOOLS THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS THAT THEY DIED OR THEY HID IT JESUS 030
Smooth Polyester🏳️⚧️ @scantilychad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yes to either or both please come hangout 010