Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 29/09/2026And here’s the schedule for the rest of the week. Novel Not New and more are just around the corner! www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi... 012
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 29/09/2026On Oops All Anime, @sixdettmar.bsky.social was out sick, so @spookycutewitch.bsky.social and @kyriepage.bsky.social covered the most “Hear Me Out” anime title of the season: Li’l Miss Vampire Can’t Suck Right. Believe it or not, it’s pretty sweet, if not uneventful! www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comOops All Anime 460 - Li'l Miss Vampire Can't Suck Right Ep. 1-3 | Scanline Mediaok I know the title is A LOT but HEAR ME OUT 113
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 25/09/2026For Oops All Manga, we covered the first three volumes of Sgt. Frog! The cute frog designs don’t make up for the off-putting sense of humor, but we had a fun time diving down the rabbit hole that is this series’ Wikipedia page for the 2026 movie. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comOops All Manga 61 - Sgt. Frog Vol. 1-3 | Scanline MediaSIR, THE THEY ARE TURNING THE FROGS HETEROSEXUAL. IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE 012
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 22/09/2026And here’s our schedule for the week www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi... 022
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 22/09/2026It’s Hamtaro time on Oops All Anime! Our trio chats about one of the strangest shows in Toonami’s original programming block, one where the human character’s “B-plot” is often easier to latch onto than our hamster friend’s antics. We also learn about a loan word! www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comOops All Anime Episode 459 - Hamtaro Ep. 1-5 | Scanline MediaI will be honest with you: I am not clear on the difference between a hamster and a guinea pig. 013
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Now that an English release of the Dōkyūsei 2 remake has been announced, it’s worth resharing Novel Not New’s coverage of the first game’s remake! ELF Corporation’s influential classic is a fascinating mix of ugly moments and thoughtful, memorable romantic writing. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comNovel Not New - Dokyusei: Bangin' Summer | Scanline MediaKyrie joins us on Novel Not New as we discuss Dokyusei: Bangin' Summer! This remake of a 1992 dating sim bounces between charming and vile. 045
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 17/09/2026On Mechanista in G, @sixdettmar.bsky.social and @lowpolyrobot.bsky.social discuss some mobile suits from Gundam AGE, including the Gomel, Wrozzo and more! Video: www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi... Podcast: scanlinemedia.com/2026/09/17/m... MAHQ: www.mahq.net/mechanistaep...patreon.comMechanista in G - ovw-cc Gomel | Scanline MediaDylan made a comment about how they know some creatures actually do "swim" through sand, but uh... is that true? I know there are some in vi 054
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In the lead-up to Novel Not New’s Metal Gear Solid V episode later this month, we recorded a “capsule” episode on Ground Zeroes with @sixdettmar.bsky.social and @aibrahim.bsky.social! We’ve also made this one available to $5+ *and* $1+ patrons. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comNovel Not New Capsule Episode - Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes | Scanline Media(CW: Sexual Violence and Torture) Well, here we are. Jennifer is finally ready to start Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain after all these 0611
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A reminder: we have TWO polls you can vote on simultaneously for our monthly site stream 011
Reposted by Scanline MediaSix Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For 2026, we at Scanline Media decided to not cover any triple A video games released this year. It has been hard to watch in silence as the industry tears itself apart. scanlinemedia.com/2026/09/14/t...scanlinemedia.comThe Cost of Not Doing Business – Scanline Media 03520
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trying something a bit different! We're holding two polls at the same time for September (One for "7" games, another for "9" games), and the winner from each poll will be featured on the same stream later this month. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi... www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comSeptember 2026 Patreon Stream: 7 Edition | Scanline MediaSeptember 2026 Patreon Stream: 7 Edition by Scanline Media on Patreon. Join Scanline Media's community for exclusive content and updates. 012
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 12/09/2026On Sunday Henshin Time, friend of the zone @sunshinemoon.zone returns to chat about The 7 Senki! This mid-season movie for Kamen Rider Hibiki gives the crew newfound appreciation for Inoue. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comSunday Henshin Time S02EX03 - Sengoku Gyaru Would Fix Me | Scanline MediaSunday Henshin Time S02EX03 - Sengoku Gyaru Would Fix Me by Scanline Media on Patreon. Join Scanline Media's community for exclusive content and updates. 034
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 08/09/2026And here’s our schedule for the week: www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi... 012
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 08/09/2026With @spookycutewitch.bsky.social feeling under the weather, @sixdettmar.bsky.social and @kyriepage.bsky.social spend some quality time with Young Ladies Don’t Play Fighting Games! www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comOops All Anime Episode 457 - Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games Ep. 1-6 | Scanline MediaMethinks the young lady doth protest too much. 136
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Portopia is truly one of the greatest to ever do it www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comNovel Not New Archival - Portopia Serial Murder Case | Scanline MediaIt took far too long for Portopia Serial Murder Case, a foundational adventure game and predecessor of the visual novel by famed creator Yuj 112
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 01/09/2026Here’s our schedule for the week! www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi... 012
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 01/09/2026For Oops All Anime, we watched False Memory! This donghua wears its FLCL inspirations on its sleeve, though it also falls for the classic trap of saying so much that it hardly says anything at all. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comOops All Anime Episode 456 - False Memory Ep. 1-3 | Scanline MediaAnd thus ends our unofficial Donghua August. 013
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 28/08/2026Last night's first in-person stream is now archived on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/T0cWCEifot8youtu.beMonthly Patreon Stream August 2026: Celebrating Anniversaries!YouTube video by Scanline Media 012
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 25/08/2026And here’s our schedule for the week: www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi... 022
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 25/08/2026Oops All Anime returns to Gnosia to finish it off! With the rest of this delightful show in the rear view mirror, we chat about its take on Gender, the somewhat over-extended ending, and its most horrific idea yet: falling for Sha-Ming. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comOops All Anime Episode 455 - Gnosia Spoilercast | Scanline MediaIt's more of a "Death Situation" than a "Death Game." 025
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 19/08/2026And here's our schedule for the week. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi... 022
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 19/08/2026A reminder: if you've been backing our Patreon for a while, you probably have a coverage request or two you could send our way! One of our backers requested both To Be Hero X and Journal With Witch, a bizarre pairing that nevertheless introduced us to a new favorite. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comRequest Episode - To Be Hero X Ep. 1-4 and Journal With Witch Ep. 1-3 | Scanline MediaHey, it's request time! Been awhile, but we have a pair of interesting shows for us to check out. 134
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Good afternoon! In case you missed it, our Tales of Phantasia Cross Edition streams resumed this weekend. youtu.be/QqDfPpFOc8Q?...youtu.beAster Plays Tales of Phantasia Cross Edition: Part 5YouTube video by Scanline Media 013
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Novel Not New records on Road to Empress I + II next Monday with special guest @vooshvazool.bsky.social, and we would love to feature your thoughts on-air! Send in emails to questions@scanlinemedia.com, or ask your question in the replies here. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comNovel Not New Call for Questions: Road to Empress I + II | Scanline MediaHere at Novel Not New, we love our FMV games. The often-cheesy acting, the novelty of interacting with a branching TV show, the awkward ways 114
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 12/08/2026Finally, there’s our episode on Hotel Dusk: Room 215, one of the greatest games of all time!!! www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comNovel Not New Archival - Hotel Dusk: Room 215 | Scanline MediaOne thing I really appreciate about this game is, it knows that being a cop never really leaves you. I'm sure some people think that's a com 013
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 12/08/2026Then there’s Vampire: The Masquerade - Night Road! We really ought to play more interactive fiction / text adventures. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comNovel Not New Archival - Vampire: The Masquerade - Night Road | Scanline MediaA choose your own adventure brought to you by genre devs Choice of Games, Vampire: The Masquerade - Night Road is a long title to write, and 122
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 12/08/2026Next up, we have Overboard! Inkle’s unique game about getting away with literal murder left quite the impression, even if the repeat playthroughs to see everything made it drag a little. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comNovel Not New Archival - Overboard! | Scanline MediaWe've investigated murders on this show. We've caused murders on this show. (Fictional only, FBI, leave us alone.) But how do you get away w 112
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 12/08/2026Four more classic Novel Not New episodes have been added to the free Patreon feed! First, there’s Narcissu, a dramatic kinetic VN about illness and love. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comNovel Not New Archival - Narcissu | Scanline MediaWay back to our second ever episode. Narcissu is a VN about coming of age, sort of, and choosing your place of death, and family pressure, a 112
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Next Monday, August 17, Novel Not New will record on Road to Empress I + II! This FMV historical drama from China sees you entering the Rear Palace as one of the emperor’s Cairen: climbing further than that will require careful, sometimes cutthroat maneuvers to protect your own neck. 2108
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 11/08/2026Here’s our schedule for the week! www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi... 012
Reposted by Scanline MediaScanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 11/08/2026For Oops All Anime, we watched Lord of Mysteries, one of the rare animated shows with a laid-out ten year plan!! The early goings (mostly) justify that ambition, as it’s a strange, exciting romp through cosmic horror and Sherlockian hijinks in a fantasy England. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comOops All Anime Episode 454 - Lord of Mysteries Ep. 1-3 | Scanline MediaLet's just say that getting to "lord" status is gonna take a bit. 034
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 11/08/2026For Oops All Anime, we watched Lord of Mysteries, one of the rare animated shows with a laid-out ten year plan!! The early goings (mostly) justify that ambition, as it’s a strange, exciting romp through cosmic horror and Sherlockian hijinks in a fantasy England. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comOops All Anime Episode 454 - Lord of Mysteries Ep. 1-3 | Scanline MediaLet's just say that getting to "lord" status is gonna take a bit. 034
Reposted by Scanline MediaKyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026For this month's Patreon Update, I go into the perils of moving across multiple states, and the comfort that @witchbeam.com.au brought me with their 2021 gem, Unpacking. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comPatreon Update 8/8/26 | Scanline MediaKYRIE Unpacking Moving sucks. This is not a unique or deep bit of insight, but it sucks so much. I think as a kid and a college student, whe 086
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 06/08/2026Mechanista in G dips in the world of Gundam Build Fighters by taking a closer look at the Gundam Vrabe, aka the mobile suit built by Tatsuya Yuuki! VIDEO: www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi... PODCAST: scanlinemedia.com/2026/08/03/m... MAHQ: www.mahq.net/mechanistaep...patreon.comMechanista in G - RX-93-ν2V Hi-ν Gundam Vrabe | Scanline MediaBefore he was the Meijin... he was just a dude. This week is an Obscure Tatsuya Yuuki Gunpla Special! That title's too long. Vrabe Battle Wa 034
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 03/08/2026Time for more Mahou Sentai Magiranger!!! Even characters in a Sentai show aren’t safe from coworkers who suck… scanlinemedia.com/2026/08/03/s...scanlinemedia.comSunday Henshin Time S02E11 – You Have Magic, You Idiot – Scanline Media 013
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 28/07/2026It’s Independent Study Week on Oops All Anime! Our three intrepid hosts ( @sixdettmar.bsky.social, @kyrie.scanlinemedia.com and @spookycutewitch.bsky.social ) each went off to watch their own shows, reporting back with mixed results. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comOops All Anime Episode 452 - Independent Study 7/27/26 | Scanline MediaDivide and conquer, we have three shows to talk about! Or was it four...? 004
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Tomorrow night at 8pm ET, we’ll be streaming Straftat, Super Battle Golf and Jackbox Survey Scramble with @kyrie.scanlinemedia.com and @six.scanlinemedia.com! We’re hoping to raise funds for our imminent move. Follow us on twitch.tv/scanlinemedia for a notification when we go live.twitch.tvScanlineMedia - TwitchThe Twitch account for Scanline Media, a small games criticism site by Jennifer Unkle, Kyrie Page, and Six Dettmar! 037
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 25/07/2026Things are heating up in PreCure on the latest Sunday Henshin Time! scanlinemedia.com/2026/07/24/s...scanlinemedia.comSunday Henshin Time S02E10 – PreCure vs. Jonathan Blow – Scanline Media 023
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 24/07/2026For Oops All Manga, we take a trip into one of the cutest Shonen stories we’ve ever read: Welcome to Demon School, Iruma-kun! www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comOops All Manga 60 - Welcome to Demon School, Iruma-kun! Vol. 1-3 | Scanline MediaYou ever think about how in basically every "civilized" country on the planet almost every person in those countries have had the "oh god a 010
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Today at 4pm ET / 8pm UTC, @kyrie.scanlinemedia.com will be playing a few packing/organization games like Small Spaces and A Little To The Left! We’ll be joining her too. Follow our Twitch channel for a notification when the stream goes live: twitch.tv/scanlinemediatwitch.tvScanlineMedia - TwitchThe Twitch account for Scanline Media, a small games criticism site by Jennifer Unkle, Kyrie Page, and Six Dettmar! 025
Reposted by Scanline MediaKyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Oh hey hi I will be doing a test stream at 10pm EDT tonight. Nothing too out there, just an FT10 with @six.scanlinemedia.com BUT if this works, I’ll have finally fixed an issue that has plagued me for over half a year. Join us on Twitch.com/scanlinemediatwitch.comScanlineMedia - TwitchThe Twitch account for Scanline Media, a small games criticism site by Jennifer Unkle, Kyrie Page, and Six Dettmar! 033
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026One more day to vote on the moving games that @kyrie.scanlinemedia.com will be playing for our upcoming stream!!! (And we'll have more news about another stream pretty soon...) www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comJuly Monthly Patreon Stream - Packin' Up and Movin' On | Scanline MediaHere at Scanline Media, we got moving on the brain. Six just finished their cross country move, and at time of writing, myself (Kyrie) and J 012
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 21/07/2026Here's our schedule for the week! www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi... 022
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026A reminder of the games on offer: -Unpacking -A Little To The Left -House Flipper series -Small Spaces 022
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 21/07/2026Two days left to vote on the "Moving Out" Patreon poll! A Little to the Left and Small Spaces are currently tied, but there's still time to influence the poll if you subscribe to our $5+ tier. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comJuly Monthly Patreon Stream - Packin' Up and Movin' On | Scanline MediaHere at Scanline Media, we got moving on the brain. Six just finished their cross country move, and at time of writing, myself (Kyrie) and J 022
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 20/07/2026For Oops All Anime, we’re finally tackling Madoka Magica! Plenty gets said about its legacy and what it represents in magical girl media, but the crew also does their best to look at it with fresh eyes, taking it for what it is rather than what it represents. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comOops All Anime Episode 451 - Puella Magi Madoka Magica Ep. 1-4 | Scanline MediaObviously, this show's important? But is it as important as it thinks it is? 022
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If you haven't already, go play 1000xRESIST: it's a remarkable, touching game. Then wishlist Prove You're Human, because it looks sick as hell 041
Reposted by Scanline MediaJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026On the latest episode of Novel Not new, we're joined by @cyn-cedilla.bsky.social from Sunset Visitor to discuss Policenauts! Remember when you saw those Policenauts posters in Metal Gear Solid and went "Huh, wonder what that game's like?" ...it's quite bad, actually. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comNovel Not New - Policenauts | Scanline MediaNovel Not New - Policenauts by Scanline Media on Patreon. Join Scanline Media's community for exclusive content and updates. 177
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 16/07/2026*Billy Joel intensifies* @kyrie.scanlinemedia.com and @spookycutewitch.bsky.social are moving to another state in just a few weeks! To celebrate, we're doing a stream next week focused on moving/space arrangement games. Vote on what you'd like to see us play here: www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comJuly Monthly Patreon Stream - Packin' Up and Movin' On | Scanline MediaHere at Scanline Media, we got moving on the brain. Six just finished their cross country move, and at time of writing, myself (Kyrie) and J 022
Scanline Media @scanlinemedia.com · 15/07/2026Sorry, folks: it looks like a significant portion of Bluehost sites are down, including ours! We’ll let you know as soon as we’re back up. 022
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