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SIR, THE THEY ARE TURNING THE FROGS HETEROSEXUAL. IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE

I will be honest with you: I am not clear on the difference between a hamster and a guinea pig.

Kyrie joins us on Novel Not New as we discuss Dokyusei: Bangin' Summer! This remake of a 1992 dating sim bounces between charming and vile.

Dylan made a comment about how they know some creatures actually do "swim" through sand, but uh... is that true? I know there are some in vi

(CW: Sexual Violence and Torture) Well, here we are. Jennifer is finally ready to start Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain after all these

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Methinks the young lady doth protest too much.

It took far too long for Portopia Serial Murder Case, a foundational adventure game and predecessor of the visual novel by famed creator Yuj

And thus ends our unofficial Donghua August.

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It's more of a "Death Situation" than a "Death Game."

Hey, it's request time! Been awhile, but we have a pair of interesting shows for us to check out.

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Here at Novel Not New, we love our FMV games. The often-cheesy acting, the novelty of interacting with a branching TV show, the awkward ways

Way back to our second ever episode. Narcissu is a VN about coming of age, sort of, and choosing your place of death, and family pressure, a

Let's just say that getting to "lord" status is gonna take a bit.

Let's just say that getting to "lord" status is gonna take a bit.

KYRIE Unpacking Moving sucks. This is not a unique or deep bit of insight, but it sucks so much. I think as a kid and a college student, whe

Before he was the Meijin... he was just a dude. This week is an Obscure Tatsuya Yuuki Gunpla Special! That title's too long. Vrabe Battle Wa

Divide and conquer, we have three shows to talk about! Or was it four...?

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You ever think about how in basically every "civilized" country on the planet almost every person in those countries have had the "oh god a

The Twitch account for Scanline Media, a small games criticism site by Jennifer Unkle, Kyrie Page, and Six Dettmar!

The Twitch account for Scanline Media, a small games criticism site by Jennifer Unkle, Kyrie Page, and Six Dettmar!

Here at Scanline Media, we got moving on the brain. Six just finished their cross country move, and at time of writing, myself (Kyrie) and J

Here at Scanline Media, we got moving on the brain. Six just finished their cross country move, and at time of writing, myself (Kyrie) and J

Obviously, this show's important? But is it as important as it thinks it is?

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Here at Scanline Media, we got moving on the brain. Six just finished their cross country move, and at time of writing, myself (Kyrie) and J

He will not be doing that, by the way.

SIX Street Fighter Several years ago, I had an idea. Nick and I like to play Street Fighter together- he’s not really a fighting game person

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