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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

FACT: THe origininal title of 'Moby Dick' was '10 Common Whaling Myths'

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

why is captain ahab's quest rendered meaningless even if he succeeds because it would defeat the porpoise

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

(whole pie on the breakroom counter) COWORKER 1: whoa, check it out COWORKER 2: do you guys know what's goin on with that pie? ME: be careful... it could be a trap

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

why did professor walnut quit his job he wanted to get away from macadamia

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

get you a programmer who spends 3/4 of their work hours thinking about magic the gathering

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

cartoon mouse version of Flavor Flav with cheese wheels for clocks

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

the Three Rings came before the One Ring, yet the One Ring was able to bind them, making it the first Three Ring Binder

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

if i had a horse i would name it hypotenuse

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

we got one of those countertop ice makers and it sounds like the machines in the ICU

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

wait Kevin Gausman is a cub now?

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

a group of squids is called a squad

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i feel like rings would work better than tidbits. also applies to pizza actually

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

and he just... tweeted it out

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

my mspaint skills are unparalleled unless you hold down the shift key

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

little nap before bedtime

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

BRITA: tell me again how you decided on my name? DAD: well, i named you after my favorite water cooler MR. COFFEE: godamnit

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

sometimes i will take a 5min break before i put on my other sock

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

people usually think its weird for the cetaceans to be descended from two-toed ungulates but just heard a faun outside my window calling for its mother and it sounded so much like a dolphin its crazy

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

reading moby dick in the tub w/ a little sailboat

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

i came here to take a nap and kick ass... and i'm all outta ass

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

they should incorporate visual elements from box offices into the UI to soften the blow for nostalgia junkies

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

in recognition of 10 years working this fuckass job

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

out walking a dog and i need to take shit. life's not fair.

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

i made a joke about pole vaulting and it went over ok

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

i made up a joke about what happens when you serve up german sausages with no bun. but it's just the wurst.

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

spearmint/peppermint/wintergreen

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

could have been used for ritual or ceremonial purposes

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

*bangs gavel* "the gentleman from south carolina will gimme a saving throw..."

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

on the one hand, he's a top-down authoritarian but on the other hand he also acts as a top-down authoritarian

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

there should be a sport called waffleball

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

the paris to your new jersey

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

rules are rules i guess

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

if anyone needs a name for their B-52's cover band i would humbly submit "The Sopwith Camels"

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

this is why i always keep a bendy straw in my pocket protector

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

i like swiss cheese because i just want to feel something

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

the purpose of a wealth tax is to rid the world of billionaires. raising trillions of dollars in the short term is an incidental benefit.

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

"wealth tax" means we're going after your assets, regardless of whether you're drawing an income based on on them it's critical to do that and it's a crucial distinction because unless the effective rate is greater than 100% of income it will never actually reduce accumulated wealth

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

similar kind of deal happening with buttholes

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sam @scadamancer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

81%-mecha-hitler-ass economy

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