“emerging from the fog, was a herd of unicorns. Except, they didn’t look like your typical fairytale unicorns. No. They were menacing, with glowing yellow eyes, sharp horns, and bucked teeth.”
Wrote about The Kmart Unicorn Massacre for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social 🦄
dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/22/t...
dailydrunkmag.com
The Kmart Unicorn Massacre
No one knows what made the unicorns kill over 200 Kmart shoppers on Christmas Eve, 1999. In fact, I wasn’t even scheduled to work that day, but my manager, Derek, called and asked if I would cover …
