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SavoryCaroline

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Obstreperous about fascism.

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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
@apnews.com do you even have editors anymore? 🤦🏻‍♀️
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
#ANTIFAALIEN #nokings #DC
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
#TACO apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump extends TikTok shutdown deadline for fourth time after reaching framework deal with China
President Donald Trump formally extended the deadline to keep the social media app TikTok available in the United States until Dec. 16.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
That's it, we've gotta arm the kids now. There's no other possible answer to this problem than MOAR GUNZ. Give these kids surface-to-air missiles and I promise homeowners will think twice. apnews.com/article/door...
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11-year-old boy fatally shot in Houston after 'ding dong ditch' doorbell-ringing prank, police say
Houston police say an 11-year-old boy was fatally shot after a prank in which he rang the doorbell of a home and ran away.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Did I just buy a Mexican flag magnet for my car so I can drive around maliciously and meticulously complying with traffic laws, waiting to get pulled over for "driving while brown," only to have them see my lily white a$$ when they come up to the window? Yes, yes I did. 🇲🇽 #unoreverse
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Someone should send this pic of my current morning medications to RFK, because I’m pretty sure he’d drop dead from shock.
Nine pills (four pink, three white, two yellow) on a white fabric background. Some of the pills have numbers and letters on them, and some do not. Two of them are scored down the middle.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
@weratecatss.bsky.social My Mr. Charlotte as a kitten (less than a year ago). I didn't alter the colors at all, just the focus. 😻
a gray and white kitten with blue eyes that match a blanket in the foreground
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: THE PERFECT LOAF™️ HAS BEEN ACHIEVED. All bakers may now go home, with the thanks of a grateful nation. 🍞
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
WHO'S UP FOR A BBQ?? Let's roast some weenies up in here #RVA #freespeech apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump moves to ban flag burning despite Supreme Court ruling that Constitution allows it
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order requiring the Justice Department to investigate instances of flag burning.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Screenshot this: it is a matter of time until a member of the National Guard guns down an American citizen now. Mark my words. apnews.com/article/trum...
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Some National Guard units in Washington are now carrying firearms in escalation of Trump deployment
Some National Guard units patrolling the nation’s capital at the direction of President Donald Trump have started carrying firearms.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Literally Jesus Christ: "So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets." (A.K.A. The Golden Rule) Christians: apnews.com/article/cons...
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Can empathy lead to sin? Some conservative Christians argue it can
Some voices on the Christian right are arguing the virtue of empathy has become a vice. Those Christians claim empathy can manipulate people into accepting what they see as sins, like abortion access ...
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I’m waiting at my OBGYN’s office because he had to go help someone who is actively giving birth. Then, the fire alarm went off and we all had to evacuate. Can you IMAGINE??? Being in the worst part of labor, the Ring of Fire moment, and the evacuation alarm goes off?? What do you even DO?
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I don't understand the thought process behind workout bottoms without pockets. Even if I don't take my phone, where TF am I supposed to put my keys??
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
How soon we forget that merely 5 years ago the world was begging, clambering for a vaccine 💔 apnews.com/article/kenn...
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RFK Jr. pulls $500 million in funding for vaccine development
The Department of Health and Human Services plans to cancel contracts and pull funding for some vaccines being developed to fight respiratory viruses like COVID-19 and the flu.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
New murder hornet just dropped 🔥 apnews.com/article/radi...
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Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs
Workers at a South Carolina site that once made nuclear bomb parts have found a radioactive wasp nest. Officials say there's no danger to anyone.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Smash Mouth was right: the years start coming and they really do NOT. STOP. COMING. 💀
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This week I opened three separate milk cartons - two different types from two different stores - and ALL OF THEM were spoiled. None of them were expired. But hey, at least Elon got to feel important with his chainsaw.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
🚨THIS IS VERY LITERALLY #GENOCIDE 🗣️ apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump's health agency urges therapy for transgender youth, not broader gender-affirming health care
The Trump administration is calling for more reliance on psychotherapy for transgender youth instead of broader gender-affirming medical care.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
BUT HER EMAILS!! apnews.com/article/hegs...
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Hegseth had an unsecured internet line set up in his office to connect to Signal, AP sources say
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had an internet connection that bypassed the Pentagon’s security protocols set up in his office to use the Signal messaging app on a personal computer.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Boy howdy, God sure said "I have saved your greatest test of faith for last, Frances: before I allow you into the Kingdom of Heaven, you must meet with J.D. Vance." #RIPPopeFrancis #PopeFrancis
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Say, can anyone come up with a comparable point in human history where the result wasn't mass death? Because I can't. #WWIII
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Genuine question: All of the students who were flooding the streets to protest against Biden's support of Israel, where are they now that their peers are being snatched from the streets for no reason? 🤔 apnews.com/article/f1-v...
apnews.com
Colleges around the US say some international students' visas are being revoked
Colleges around the country are reporting cases of international students suddenly learning their visas have been revoked.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
So you voted for a racist, narcissist, fascist, adjudicated rapist and convicted felon and now you're big sad about losing money because he's doing exactly what he said he was going to do? OH NO, it looks like I left all of my f#cks back in 2016 🙃 #FAFO #schadenfreude #toldyouso
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social Quick correction on that last segment: a D&C is not necessarily an abortion, as you can get a D&C even if you've never been pregnant (or for that matter had sex). It's only an abortion if there's an embryo/fetus.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Any other #millennials getting real sick of the phrase “once in a lifetime”? #boywhocriedwolf
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
(1/3) Did you know that trans women started the LGBTQ+ Rights Movement? 🏳️‍⚧️ #transdayofvisability #protecttranskids
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Surely his head isn't literally physically that big irl, right?
A desktop screen cap of the AP homepage prominently featuring a photograph of Elon Musk backed by a giant American flag and throwing a Wisconsin cheese hat into a crowd of people raising their hands
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Today I caved and finally made a mnemonic to memorize how "fascism" is spelled. Seems inevitable at this point, like needing to memorize how to spell "February" or "Wednesday" as a child.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
First they came for the non-citizens, and I did not speak out- Because I was a citizen #livingunderfascism apnews.com/article/tuft...
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Turkish student at Tufts University is latest Palestinian supporter swept up in US crackdown
A Turkish student detained by federal police as she walked on the streets of a Boston suburb is the latest supporter of Palestinian causes to be swept up in the Trump administration’s crackdown on imm...
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The Handmaid's Tale was a warning to women, but apparently men took it as an instruction manual.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
#chatGPT is the new #AskJeeves #hottake #fightme
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
A relationship the likes of which we should all strive for
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
#tifo it's called a "baker's dozen" because the 13th is for the baker to taste 🤯
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Cuteness aggression is weird because it consistently makes me want to chew my cat's ears off 😅
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Fun fact, back in 2009 one misclick didn't upset your entire experience of the internet for literally days.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I just realized that music is going to be composed by AI in the near future (if it isn't already), and now I'm sad 😢 #latetotheparty
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
#charlotteclarkfinke
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My "Protect Trans Kids" shirt finally arrived! Can't wait stunt (is that how the kids say it?) at choir tonight 🏳️‍⚧️ 💃🏻 #protecttranskids #transrights
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
deregulation strikes again
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Sadly, this is totally relevant to Americans today.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Fun fact: the percentage of people born #intersex (not even necessarily #trans, but actually biologically intersex) is about the same as people with red hair. Yet we allow people to identify as redheaded on a #passport...
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Just went to not one, not two, but FOUR car washes, all of which were closed. But I'm sure this has nothing to do with the mass deportations, right?
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I'm starting to realize that Chat GPT can be so affirming that it could literally become a problem: it's the Ultimate Echo-chamber.
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zeu @zeu.dev · 23/01/2025
i’m so tired but i’ve got obligations 😩
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2025
Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated theonion.com/conserv...
Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
honestly at this point I'm glad y'all #boomers got to live y'all's lives. I just wish you hadn't brought us #millennials into it.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Watching #squidgame2 is like watching the 2024 US Elections: abridged audiobook version
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
From a discussion I had at dinner tonight: at what age is it no longer appropriate to have framed/displayed pictures of celebrities that you don't know personally in your home/personal space? I'm curious what folks think.
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SavoryCaroline @savorycaroline.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Looks like little Charlotte Clark (♂) has a new favorite view #watergate #rvarefugee #bugout
Gray kitten sitting on a ledge looking out the window of a high rise building at night.
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