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Sausage, Patty

@sausagepatty.bsky.social
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Moving to ATL summer of 2026. Gay porn, himbos, dick, ass, FUCKICE, FUCKREPUBLICANS, FUCKDONOTHINGDEMS, FUCKMYTHROAT!

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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 17h
“Cool if I just stay here? My world is pretty fucked up at the moment.”
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Cal Horton (they/them) @fiercemum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New blog: Leaving the UK with a heavy heart. growinguptransgender.com/2026/10/02/l...
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Leaving the UK with a heavy heart
Today, as a family, we have booked our flights and our one-way ticket out of the UK. This has not felt like a choice. This feels like fleeing to protect ourselves. For the past 7 years we have look…
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@kellymantle.bsky.social is diabolical! Rose next week after this??
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just aint feelin it today but gm anyway
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Panda Napping on a Log
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Text from a friend. HEADS UP TEXAS. CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION ASAP. This is a family with a Latino last name.
Texts from my friend: I wanted to share with you a message from Texas I thought would be a good fact or call to action for your audience.
I wanted to share something that happened to my 76-year-old mom in Texas yesterday because I immediately thought of you and the reach of your mic.
My mom, Margaret, has been a voter since she was 18 and has always voted. She went to a voter-registration event in Bexar County and, when they suggested she check her registration, her record couldn’t be found. She immediately filled out a new registration application.
Then she checked her husbands, and his record couldn’t be found either.
Regardless of why any individual registration has an issue, this feels like an important public-service message: Texans should check their voter registration now, while there’s still time to fix a problem, not discover it when they go to vote.
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is 7:17 too early to go to bed
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Off Work: Im So Sleepy Dog
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this pic of Stanley Tucci quite often
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Race Bannon @racebannon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Share this everywhere. We need to make this documentary a blockbuster hit. youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10?...
youtu.be
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Keep the data centers away from our Great Lakes.
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Part that pisses me off is you know they’re using imitation vanilla extract
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just swallowed the fattest dick and made this man shoot twice. Great feeling of accomplishment
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you’re overweight it’s amazing how losing just 20 lbs can alter how you feel and move through the world. I caught myself twice last week with a newfound pep in my step that I’d forgotten I was capable of after several years of consistent weight gain. I feel great and looking forward to 20 more.
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He just looks cunty asf
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
❤️
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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 26/09/2026
protect the dolls
TRANS FOLKS
TAKING THE FALL FOR MALE VIOLENCE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST
INJUSTICES OF OUR TIME
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is straight people’s business. Why are they on my tl
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Four Autumn Movies: The Lake House Halloween (because of course) Dead Poets Society The Way We Were
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 23/09/2026
Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have prohibited future governors from handing over abortion providers, helpers, and patients to red states for criminal prosecution. The bill also barred extraditions involving transgender care.
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Newsom vetoes bill that would ban extraditions for abortion and gender-affirming care
California’s pro-repro rights governor rejects a key protection that 18 blue states have enshrined into law.
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
:books next flight to nyc:
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Same, girl. Same
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been watching training videos ALL day. I cannot do a second day of this. My god
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Omg I NEED dick
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But the soundtrack is really fucking good
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story. Why is Aileen Wuornos in this? I don’t understand why it’s necessary.
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jesus this is heartbreaking
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh. Shark in the pussy? Deep sea diving mama? Born in the game!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Chase Madar @madar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Remarkable how little political noise it's made here in the US that a major American naval base in Bahrain was basically destroyed, and that this was kept quiet for five months www.nytimes.com/2026/08/14/u...
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Navy Carrier’s Problems Are Tied to Attacks on U.S. Base Early in War
Diego Garcia, a tiny island 2,200 miles from the Gulf of Oman, took over as the Navy’s logistics hub after Iran damaged a base in Bahrain.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's very funny that so many average people, not in any position in the media or politics, feel the need to volunteer unprompted that they are willing to sacrifice the rights or lives of a particular group of people. Thanks man. Thanks for letting us know.
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look at this time capsule! She’s a beautiful lady! bringatrailer.com/listing/1975...
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Single-Family-Owned 1975 Lincoln Continental Sedan
Bid for the chance to own a Single-Family-Owned 1975 Lincoln Continental Sedan at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #264,070.
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kinda feel like most people knew this but good to have it spelled out
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In a country so deeply divided, isn't it nice to have something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheFiles-BeginTheTrials ⚖️
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎯
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dying
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Brady kids will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“If you stand for nothing, you’ll fall for anything.” Sheeran seems to have fallen for evil. Fuck that guy.
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I mean what do you even say anymore
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There's no condemnation you can make of these concentration camps that people haven't already heard; no heartfelt appeal that will sway their profiteers. These camps' existence stains the soul of every American and even if we're able to tear them all down their harm will be felt for generations
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Was forced to watch a training tutorial by the end of the day and now I’m kicking myself for waiting to do it cause this man has the sexiest Eastern European accent. I’m crushing so hard on a man who lives in my laptop
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Young Person's Thirsty Reaction
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The fact he doesn’t post any of that shit here cause he knows he’d get ate up. Still block worthy.
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What’s the US equivalent to a curry in the UK?
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh okay! No problem!!! Checks out!!!
Federal laws prohibit expenditures to influence voting, though Mr. Trump framed the payment as one that would be provided later, as an economic incentive. In 2024, Elon Musk offered people who signed a petition a chance to win $1 million. It still faces legal challenges.
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Vote buying is illegal in all fifty states
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This man hmu saying he was in a stall at such and such place. I asked for a pic and this is what he sent. What’s going on in here on this day
A photo of a bathroom stall showing only the stall divider and the floor
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
1. Elon Musk is spending millions pushing Americans to VoteSafe, which bills itself as a voter registration site but is actually a digital surveillance machine.
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Most days I’m fine with being single for the last 10+ years. Today is not one of them. Idkw. Not that I’m sad, just a feeling a bit lonely today.
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Sausage, Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well. I’m officially down 15 lbs. Happy with that.
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