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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦

@sausage-destroyer.bsky.social
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Polymath | Gemmologist | CAD/CAM 🤓 | Goldsmith & Designer | Technical Analysis | UFO UAP 👽 | Toddler-Mum | Geology 🤓| Backyard Engineering 🤓 | Tinkerer | Indo-Fijian Kiwi 🇳🇿🇫🇯 🏳️‍🌈 sense of humor like blunt force trauma😂🤛

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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok so ginger guitar guy is being taught a lesson, great. But how do we bring down the real BBE behind him, Robert Kraft?
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is me absolutely stating the obvious but - why did they think people wouldn't notice that Mitch McConnell got the 'weekend at Bernie's' treatment for this appearance....and decided to just...proceed? #mitchmcconnell #elderabuse #savethetortoises
ancient galapogos tortoise, aka mitch mcconnell appearing dazed and confused, at his first public appearance in three months, wondering where his nurse and pudding cup have gone.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 09/09/2026
Part one of the extended version of our new episode is now out for Patreon supporters. #ufosky www.patreon.com/PatternsTell...
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I get that English is a bastard language but why does the phrase 'medium-ugly' as a descriptor go so hard? Its just such a sturdy, unapologetic position that brooks no argument. Why does it *feel* so solid?
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sometimes I wonder what my ex's new wife and family thought of the giant tattoo of my name he had down his entire spine. And no, he never got it removed.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Its 1 degree today. My single digit body fat percentage carcass is eternally grateful for this vintage fur coat because, I tell you hwhat, its razor nipple weather and Auckland doesnt cope. #kikorangi #nz
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hey #ufosky was it just a fever dream or did I see ads for yet another highly polished candy-floss coated fictionalization (as in calculated attempt to discredit) #disclosure and #uap discourse by way of yet another Hollywood movie recently? Where's the vomit react button.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Its a sense of pressure. Impending doom. I fucking hate it when brain makes some kind of unconscious deductions that I dont consciously realize until well after the fact. Fuck this timeline and my brain. #ufosky
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Its almost 4.30pm on a Friday. I have a horrible feeling there's going to be some kind of mass casualty event with the next day or so. War related.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
hey #ufosky I been gone for a while and totally out of the UAP/disclosure loop - trying to play catch up but all I can see so far is there's even more muddying of the waters and people who were formerly considered allies to the cause are now shills -have i got that right? anyone care to update me?
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Not just relevant to UFO discourse and the current UAP VS Drone flap in NJ. Maintaining an informed opinion in an ongoing cyclical process and if you think its exhausting thats exactly the point! being well informed isn't easy but it will safeguard your being. Repost to save a 🧠 #ufosky
a cyclical infographic showing the ongoing cycle that makes up an informed opinion, four stages which feed into each other as follows "be open-minded & unbiased" leads to: "consider new info and ideas" leads to: "verify & validate everything" leads to: "always question everything" which leads back to the first stage
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
'The one with the guy who fucks an octopus' is not a line I ever expected to utter when trying to jog someone's memory about a TV show. Yet here we are. #theboys #wtf
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Someone very wealthy and smart could make a fucking fortune rn if they invented a widely applicable and straightforward petrol to hydrogen fuel conversion kit for car engines right about now.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Anyone got a bead on any uap activity in proximity to the current middle east conflict and military mobilization? Be it a yes or a no that still gives us some insight. #ufosky
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Excuse me whilst I vomit in my mouth a little over the sheer caucasity of the Christchurch terrorist's attempt to appeal his conviction of 51 counts of murder, 40 counts of attempted murder. #kikorangi #justice #nz
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
It took me entirely too long to realize I could follow and stay up to date with a bunch of dnd and ttrpg content and news on this platform without having to go near the enshittified metaverse at all. Pretty on brand for me though I suppose.
Text meme that reads "I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me."
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Sup foo, just dropping a hot cup o' piss before I bounce back out again. #shampoo #shampiss
Screenshot of a tweet by user blondehotcoffee that reads "shampoo implies the existence of shampiss"
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Bluesky fam, give me some 🔥meme and entertaining accounts on here to follow. I'm committing to staying off the Bird app and the metaverse but need to replace some of my go-to chuckle-inducers. Most of y'all know me enough to know my weirdo interests. Plz suggest away!
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
At the risk of ending up on (another?) List....I'm sure those of you who have more than 2 brain cells to rub together can see how this shit is essentially plug n play now and is 99% of the #uap media ruckus we deal with. On #ufosky next week, Fisher Price counter UAS drones, at a toy store near you!
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CobraJet Nvidia AI-powered drone killer takes out 'overwhelming enemy drone incursions' at up to 300mph
Let’s just hope that this jet never goes rogue.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I would specifically like to lobotomize the part of me that keeps gravitating towards then hyperfixating on mentally exhausting interests/hobbies, please. I just dont got the brain juice for it all anymore. #adhd #burnout
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
It's colder than a witch's tit and I'm stuck on the couch with a sick and crotchety toddler today instead of work. What's been happening in #ufosky ? Did I miss anything of significance? BTW still on analytical hiatus because my brain broke.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Unhinged intrusive goblin thought for the day: what if the persistence hunting traits of old didn't disappear but just got redirected in men, towards women instead of prey animals. You know, modern toxic dating/pickup behaviour. It certainly explains redpill and incel mentality.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Kia Ora folks, just dropping in to torpedo your senses with mind/eye bleach worthy content. Suffer with me why don't ya? #Deadpool #ironman #zodiackiller #tedcruz #thingsthatshouldhappen
Screen grab of a message chain between Deadpool and Ironman
Deadpool: *image of ted cruz* "he looks like Wolverine if instead of claws, three flaccid punishes slowly came out of Wolverine's hands."
Deadpool: now that that image is firmly in your mind, imagine the sound.
Ironman: i hate you 
Deadpool: he clenches his fists and *plbbbbbbpt*
Like pushing an uncooked hotdog into pudding.
Like shaking a half full mayo jar
Ironman: this is possibly the worst thing you have ever done.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Me: *tries so hard to avoid 3 simultaneous fucktales with the main BG3 companions.* Mr Judgy McFuckpants Withers: #bg3 #pcgaming #baldursgate3
Image of withers from baldurs gate 3 with a caption that reads "thou hast now a bosom companion"
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I'm sorry but, what? #Incel ##mgtow where you at?
Screencap of a tweet, user gr8tree wrote 'samurai warriors 4 straight up let's you turn off women' with a photo of the settings screen showing an option for playing the game with no female characters.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It's ALLIIVVEE!! I built it and it works and isn't melting yay!! #pcmasterrace #pcbuild
Completed pc build, black tower housing with glass panels bright red and rainbow lights on all fans internally, fans running.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Why do computers have to cost so much. Especially here in the kneepit of the world. This build cost more than my old Nissan wingroad.
Pile of boxes of new computer parts waiting to be built into a pc.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It fucking sucks that we went from having the social capacity to contemplate and explore NHI, UAP and associated discourse, along with other social issues, to now having to go back and fight fucking nazis. Humanity just keeps being dragged back into the cave..by humanity. #ufosky
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
New zero point energy 'weapons' use video/data appears to have emerged...in relation to the disappearance of flight MH370 which makes me extremely wary this is yet another waste of time. What are your thoughts #ufosky?
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Does anyone have insight into the state-side impact of the tariffs against China? Like, surely there's mass layoffs already following the drop in incoming freight? Or are Labor laws so lax over there that companies can fire folks instantly, like when the actual lack of work hits? #china #tariffs
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
How does Co-op even work on baldurs gate 3, and does anyone wanna play an unhinged orange cat energy run with yours truly?
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Just started playing baldurs gate 3 (yes, I'm late), and wtf how tf does barely surviving a giant spider boss fight make the githyanki wanna jump my PC's bones. 'Violence makes me randy' wasn't on my #BG3 bingo card, but here we are.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I'm getting "the wheels are falling off" vibes from the movement. I'm not talking about ufosky but the larger nhi and uap discourse. I get that a lot has to do with the dismantling of the US government, but the movement exists outside of it folks, what does the non-gov progress look like rn? #ufosky
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
OK, but why is every male turdcutter I have ever seen some ghastly shade of grey like a fuzz-rimmed, twitching, leather bagel from hell.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
What I've been up to lately. The things we do for our art.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Philomena Cunk has the specific type of unhinged orange cat energy I fuck with.
Stills from mockumentary show by philomena cunk captioned with "women had always existed in the background of history. Largely being used as human pets for men, tolerated for their magical ability to excrete fresh humans through their front holes."
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Bros who shit together, stay together. #bromance #betterthantwilight
Two men pants down in broad daylight, squatting in a dirty post festival field, facing each other, straining/shitting whilst clasping each other's hand.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Yelling about the illegality of the things being done (and undone) is ineffective when the legal system itself is being dismantled as we speak. Legality means nothing when the other side doesn't think it applies to them.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Why do I get the toddler standard parenting techniques cant manage?! I have a pint-sized gourmand who demands a freshly cooked meal from scratch in order to eat well. Won't eat leftovers or take out or stuff that's prepackaged (in part or whole). How does this diapered tyrant know?! I'm exhausted 😭
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Hope is what keeps humanity moving forward even in the darkest times, but hope is not a strategy. We need to turn our thoughts to what we actually know and what we can do individually and collectively. Right now is not the time for mulling over the maybes and what ifs. What actions require response.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Hey folks, I'm not on social media much lately or analysing UAP material, as a burnout prevention measure. My dayjob uses the same skills I need when analyzing UAP media so that part of me is overtaxed. I haven't gone, just around less. #ufosky
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It would be interesting to plot a map graph comparing the level of compliance/submission to authority (idk how that could be quantified) by geo population groups alongside data around the incidence rate of UAP sightings/NHI activity 🤔
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
At some point, the powers that be won't be able to continue their parade of disinfo and disclosure-baiting. The most effective way to stop it would be actual chaotic/unmanaged contact between humans and NHI, en masse. There's a tipping point, and it looks like we are approaching it. #ufosky
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If you want to understand how a neo-nazi like Elmo can think of himself as a good guy, listen to most middle-class white South Africans' views about Nelson Mandela and South African politics. Then you'll understand.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Disclosure is currently and probably always has been a favoured weapon of our true rulers and overlords. We are seeing it deployed with surgical precision in real time RIGHT NOW. For the first time in my life, I'm resenting my own intelligence and analytical mind. This hurts. #ufosky
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
QFO fanbois wailing about Shitler betraying them and continuing to obfuscate about NJ Drone Flap. I'm SO SHOCKED he would do that! /s
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a pikachu with a surprised look on his face .
ALT: a pikachu with a surprised look on his face .
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Some of the #ufosky fanbois go to great lengths to obscure their motivations about disclosure and contant with NHI. Just state plainly that you want to clap alien cheeks and be done with it. I don't need to wade through your dissertation on the subject.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I'd rather this than use up half an oz of silver to find out its not working, which was the case in the bad old days when I was but a wee apprentice.
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Ontological Sock 🤯🧦 @sausage-destroyer.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I know that babies don't come with instruction manuals, but No-one tells you what to do when they're still shit-your-pants age but can now reach and open the junk drawer. #toddlers #parenting
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