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Normal about Jace Beleren Play UNBEATABLE! Read Malazan! Using Proper Rhythm, wiggle your fingers, and jam the keys Anarchist Aroace enjoyer of wizards He/Him

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bit expensive but it *is* an artifact so… memnynarch is back on the table
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wow yeah there just is not a section on the beliefs of this religious group huh
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
war with italy... interesting... (very cute video :3)
youtube comment from @Amadourrr
 for anyone wondering, this bunny is from a japanese channel called KOGARANA's Bunny Popo Ch. Her name is Popo, she's a female dwarf rabbit, she is very expressive with her eyes, hence why she looks mad in this clip.
In the original video which has japanese subtitles only (unfortunately), Popo is declaring war against Italy in the microphone.
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hi what you're doing is Not Cool anyway but like hey don't with me cool thanks
Aroace
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
twinkies!
Hostess twinkies box. They're a golden sponge cake filled with cream
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
chat is that good
Axios article "Oil's shrug emoji era" by Ben Geman, featuring a shrug emoticon made of black lines with yellow arrows in their centers
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I didn't think this would work nearly as well as it did tbh
Mitch McConnell with two googly eyes
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The woman from Noodle's animation "Just Buy a New One" doing an extremely mocking stare
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Makima is Listening meme (a man says something as he holds up a notepad saying Makima is Listening) it says
Claude Code is pretty cool (Bluesky Mods are listening)
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
doing this at magic story aahhdhh I'm so glad Jace is back
A cartoon of a little guy with giant sad eyes in a pool of tears
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
.......huh. interesting
A heatmap of where my dialect most sounds like, with the reddest areas being in California and the coolest being in Louisiana and Michigan
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A cartoon of a cow standing before two paths which lead to the same place. One is labelled "Read Malazan", the other "Read anything else". At the end is a picture of Steven Erikson and the words "Steven Erikson, apparently". The photo is labelled 'The illusion... ...of free choice"
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh, ok
"The Regrettable Century" podcast, episode titled "The Boys Determine the Correct Path and the Authentic Socialist Tradition"
163 views, 7 days ago, 1:28:43 runtime
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
11 Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos Published 2026 heyyyy it's good!!! Fun magic school adventure, which isn't usually my thing but it's well so I can't complain. I've been mostly out of magic but I preordered this last year and wanted to support the lore side. It's good, a bit fast at the end though
Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos by Seanan McGuire. A magic: the gathering book.
On the cover, a redheaded woman (the protagonist, Eula Blue), holds both hands up casting a magical shielding of intricate orange patterns around herself. Behind her is a large cityscape
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
10 A People's Tragedy by Orlando Figes Pub. 1996 This one is a fairly long (though rarely dry) history book. It's an interesting read and definitely valuable. I've learned a lot about the revolutionary methods of the time as well as the part conflicts and shortcomings.
A People's Tragedy The Russian Revolution 1891-1924 by Orlando Figes, published by Penguin Random House. The cover is a sepia-toned photograph of a number of people in simple dress, likely Russian peasants. One in the front of the shot looks at the camera, the rest forward, to the photograph's left.
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Are they not misaligned for you?
a screenshot of the words “*Ronald Reagan*”, with two asterisks as shown. In the screenshot, the left asterisk is aligned with the middle of the words, and on the right at the top of the words
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Who can say?
A google 'people also searched' result asking "Is The8BitDrummer his real name?" about a guy on youtube and twitch called The8BitDrummer
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
uh oh
Alec Nightfall | Dark Romance liked my post asking "what the hell is 'dark romance'"
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@gendergyre.bsky.social this is definitely cheating but I'll allow it
Alex using both accounts to like my post
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The other thing that kills me about Universes Beyond is that they don’t announce them. I was thinking about the sets next year and went “yeah I guess I’m not really interested in the UB… what was it?” And lo and behold, there’s no way for me to know. They’re just this.
Magic the gathering’s schedule for 2027
February 5- Nauctis the Sunken Realm
February 26-28 Magiccon Detroit
April 9- Unannounced Universes Beyond
May 14-16 Magiccon Tokyo
June 4- Kamigawa Titanbreach
June 19-20 Limited Championship Minneapolis 
August 6- another unannounced UB
August 27-29 Magiccon Las Vegas 
October 1- Zhalfir
November 19- a third unannounced IB
December 3-5 Magiccon Amsterdam
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
look at my communists dawg etc
A Reddit user states: "A National strike and public disobedience is a much more Powerful weapon the working class has than any single gun."
They have net 2 downvotes
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yeah this site’s good
The quoted post’s engagement numbers:
165 quotes, no normal reposts, 5 likes, 1 save
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
WOTC:
cartoon Karl Marx holding a comically large hammer and sickle running towards the camera, with text that says "I'm joining the war on EDH on the side of the 60 card purists"
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
.....oh. (Source: crimethinc.com/2026/06/30/t... )
But while the party of anarchy in Nepal was able to pass from individual acts of illegalism to mass collective acts of illegalism, it failed to transcend the limits of legalism and legitimacy itself. Thus, when Sigdel and the army restored legality, law, and order, the army offered to confer legitimacy upon the infamous Discord election. Simultaneously, the de facto military government used the black scare to suppress the party of anarchy, shooting partisanos in the streets. The anti-political revolution became deeply untenable. How could it be otherwise?
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is how I learned Canada scored
Oak posting “NOOOOOOO” followed by “its so over”
Beneath him, Canadian Comedian James Turner posts 
“LET’S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
LOOK AT MY WINGS ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY WINGS? LOOK AT THEM. MY WINGS. LOOK!
A bird with an orange face spreading its white wings
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Onion sickos cartoon: A man in a black shirt labeled "sickos" peers through a window, his speech bubble says "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You folks are beating Malenia?
An extremely confused looking white boy with a combed back haircut in front of a bus, from the “you guys are getting paid?” Meme
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Why would they do this. I’ve never thought about this before why is it pink and red? On the most similar shapes?
Half a ps3 controller. Triangle is green circle is red x is blue square is pink. There is a cat looking up at me on a yellow chair in the background
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ok so NYT this is simply not how you title this story
Cheers and Tears at Thailand’s Military Draft Lottery
Every April, young men in Thailand draw a card from a jar that determines whether they will serve two years in the military or go home free. The nation’s top court will decide on Tuesday if the conscription lottery continues.
By Shawn Paik and Lauren DeCicca
May 10, 2026
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
alright how're we carving it up
A map of Great Britain and Ireland with Scotland covered in blue, Wales in Green, and Ireland in Orange (each color picked from their flag)
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm a little concerned... my friends are posting in all caps...
Alex posting LET ME IN right above Kara posting GET MORE WOKE. NOW.
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
*sigh*
Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes with his hands out, excitedly looking toward the viewer and exclaiming, "It's Peak!!"
For some reason the entire image is shaded green. I do not know why.
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
9 Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson, Book 1 of the Malazan Book of the Fallen series, pub 1999 We’re back!!! Very good reread. Picked up some neat stuff.
Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson. A tower sit a single lit window sits on a spur of rock, behind it shines a full moon.
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Wolf Worm by T Kingfisher
A flower with red petals grows in and around the title's large white letters, with blood red roots below the word WORM.
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Spaghetti code website.
Victoria Scott's post "Dawg my fascist murderer pedophile president isn’t even funny on television anymore. It’s never been more over" on my timeline from both my own repost and izzy's repost, despite the fact that you're not supposed to see the same post twice like that.
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
he's goooooood... Erikson whyyyyy
As an aside, sometimes, to me at least, it seems that the more formulaic the shows we watch and the novels we read are, the more an unresolved truth of reality is in need of an answer. The escape being offered is one we desperately reach for: a sense of things finally making sense, things neatly wrapped up. Because the real world is barreling headlong the other way, into a realm where nothing makes sense.
And, aside continued, perhaps this in part accounts for the popularity of structured ‘magic systems’ these days in the fantasy genre. The need to have everything explained has become imperative, a kind of instant resolution to how the world works; in essence rejecting all the mysterious components to reality, offering up an extension of presentism.
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
aw no he did just say what I was thinking. Essay cancelled unless I can take it further.
Part Two:
I hesitate in following the logical progression here. Oh well. Here goes. The definition of ‘magic’ excludes a fixed, mechanistic system, even one that asserts sympathetic or representational connections between one object and another, if that connection is shown to possess a consistent, systematic rationale. The stipulation of ‘this must lead to that, without variation,’ is, by definition, not magic. In such a system, there is no place for two of the three components of the definition: ‘mysterious’ and ‘supernatural.’
So, based on the dictionary definition, ‘hard magic’ is nonsensical, even oxymoronic. So is, to some extent, ‘system.’ Can a system be mysterious? Sure, so long as most of it remains unexplained, and undiscernible. Can a system fully explained and understood be mysterious? No. It’s something else, and whatever that something else is, it’s not magic.
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Genuinely I want to scream uhggfffgggg Jace wouldn’t do that!!!!!!!!!!! He hates screwing up people’s heads!!!!!!! ASGGGGFFFG
"Jace is alive," said Chandra. She held up a hand. "Before you start, I know what you're going to say. I don't care. I saw him back on Avishkar."

Chandra pointed to her temple. The floating motes of fire around her began to swirl.

"He did something to me. To my head. The healers said that if Elspeth hadn't been there for triage, I wouldn't have made it. I would have died there in front of what's left of my family, in front of everyone I knew back home, because he had some kind of plan.""He's still inside my head. Headaches that last for hours. Dreams where I can't tell who is who, where I see faces I've never known and do things I'd never do. Every day that passes it hurts more and more, a balloon of pain swelling up inside my skull, and I'm terrified of what's going to happen when it bursts."
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
You’re not supposed to be here….
An account named Jason Straughan liked my post about business schools. He has guy in a suit (presumably himself) as his pfpOn his account, he has 3k followers, claims to be “Vistage chair, executive coach, group facilitator in San Antonio, TX” his pinned post is about working with companies with “$3-$300MM in revenue”
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes in the back of a car saying “Oh. I should have guessed.”
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes), a cartoon young boy with spiky hair in the backseat of a car saying, “Oh. I should’ve guessed.”
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
this one. I love this one.
A dog from the bottom of the card's artwork (I'm sorry I forgot their names :( sorry). It's poking its head out of the water and has bright blue eyes. It's head fur is out around it and is really cute
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
A cat character wearing a propeller beanie asks, “Do you like my silly hat?” A second cat, back to the viewer responds, “You are an enemy of Christ.”
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sounds fake
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Four guys sit on a couch, all of them cheering with really excited expressions
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
At least a hundred copy+pasted pictures of Morgoth's helmeted head with three silmarils over the image of 1000 hitlers, with a big speech bubble that says "WE AGREE!" captioned "Morgth Bauglirs"
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
*Slamming fists against the table* NO! NOO!
Brandon Sanderson in a youtube thumbnail with big text that says "KILL THE ELVES" and in smaller text, "A SanderFAQ"
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Very functional website btw, vibe coding totally isn’t problematic
“Discover new feeds” header in the search tab blocked by an internal server error causing if to be unable to load any feeds
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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Really bad sketch but the image of a slime woman with a big arrow that says “Full of BONES” came to me
A bad sketch of a green humanoid figure holding a stick. Sort of bone colored items are inside of her. A green arrow points to her by the words “Full of Bones”
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