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Kells

@saucydryad.bsky.social
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she/her. book nerd. cat lady. erstwhile Jedi. forest witch. ineffable husbands. gay pirates. super in love with my sweetie. learning to love myself

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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 10h
Man in a gilet stood on platform 12 gives up on reading the display and asks ChatGPT out loud if he is on the right platform for his train. I don’t want to be dramatic about it but Eratosthenes figured out the circumference of the Earth using a stick and knowledge of a distant well.
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am a grown-ass adult, and if I want to make a lil’ batch of funfetti cinnamon rolls I will (slowly getting over my lack of baking-confidence is bonus)
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Roman Holiday
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Couple Riding Moped
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you were wondering how old I am, it’s SUPER-duper old Happy 29th Anniversary to my favourite. I love him and I like him.
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no context our flag means death @ofmdnocontext.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
stede bonnet: autumn vibe.
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
four pics of Ed, the one on the top on the left is him from s2 episode 2 drenched in the rain and is looking hysterical, the right on the top is Ed from s1 episode 10, he's in the blanket fort  on his side and looking at the candle while crying, the bottom left is him lying on the floor in s2 episode 2 and crying, the bottom right is the one from the deleted scene from s2 episode 2 where he's on the floor and holding a bottle of whiskey over his head and drinking it
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m stupid proud of this teensy cake: my best frosting & decorating to date. Miles to go, but I’m chuffed 😬
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Dragonfire42 @dragonfire-42.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made a #GoodOmens #shadowpuppet crankie for my friends at #DragonCon this year! I also performed this during the #Puppetry Track at DragonCon for the Shadow Cabaret. The puppets are earrings made by the incredible @ineffablepenguin.bsky.social inspired by the art by @pandersonstudio.bsky.social!
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thirty years ago, this super cool and handsome guy asked me to marry him. Best “yes” I ever said 💕
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are a lot of entries into 'what is Taskmaster?' but this is my fave*. Love that it highlights the rockstar editors. Extra OFMD bonuses: the 'aauuuurrgh' sound at about 2:45, & Taskmaster's AssistantPaul Williams has a S2 cameo. *apologies to the unimpeachable British mothership
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Very funny video | put the bowl of glitter inside the freeze!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 #funny #laugh #funnyvideo
YouTube video by WILDCARDCLONE
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m super scared of heights, so even being a solid 3 feet away from the edge of this cliff was terrifying. Tiny triumph, I guess 😬😂
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Still seeing them everywhere. #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #gentlebeard
two butter packets wrapped in foil: silver on top and teal below, the other black and goldpicture of a sign with black image (a chicken standing on straw) and text (Marmalade Mercantile: Vintage & New Farmhouse Decor) on a white background
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I swear I do more than whimsy-bake, but you’d never know it from my photos Also hosted a witchy tea at work today, and made all the wee sandwiches 😬🥰
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marte awqakuq @marte.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
post do Tumblr de soracities: think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless outhread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A mood.
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Today’s mini-batch of funfetti cinnamon rolls is dedicated to Edward Teach. Yeah, I messed up a few things, but they’re still whimsical & yummy… just like his Stede 💕🥰
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One of the loveliest things about all of this is that as a wee scraggledy baby, Jimothy was nurtured and supported by his mother & siblings. 🥹💕🥹
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
YES! 🥹🤩
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Calling this research (for the fic that will take me seventeen years to finish 😂😬)
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
WOW 🤩
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m that person that is only now starting to write their first OFMD fic, because timing? Never heard of her 😂
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Anelien @cupcakelogic.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
So it goes
A comic strip with two panels, the first panel is a drawing of a black dog with a red collar with the text "no need be best" written above the dog, the second panel is the same dog with the text "only good and kind" written about it.
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meaghan 🏴‍☠️🎃 @themeaghan.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
thinking about her* today *the little fern that flourished aboard the revenge 🥹
Four closeup photos of Stede’s fern in a collage style format. The top two images are from the pilot episode of Our Flag Means Death. The fern looks dried, wilted and nearly dead. The bottom two images are from episode 9 of the first season. The fern is thriving, it’s full, lush, and green.
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy Excellent Day to all who celebrate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
In my crone/feral forest witch era. Side note: I kind of want to offer readings here. Is that a thing?
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist.” - Robert Jones, Jr. (Son of Baldwin) People continually misread the "unless" as "even if," and that's not how it works.
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Andrea C. White @andreacwhite.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
quick little Aziraphale :') how we doing though? everyone still alive? 🥲 #goodomens #goodomensspoilers #GoodOmensFanArt
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A day late for my #MayTheFourth entry: back before I broke up with my local ren faire
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Spent this gorgeous early summer day doing readings, with a wee Rhys Darby* and a Psychic Connection candle (that I made) cheering me on. Finally feeling like I’m good at this, y’all 🥹💕 * @pocket Darby
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
don't even dare
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Went for a lovely soul-refreshing hike today, but also had to grab a pic of fallen tree/moss covered rocks because it made me giggle I have layers, y’all
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
y'all. Y'ALL. I knew there was a leucistic red-tailed hawk in my town, but I'd never seen her... until tonight. I almost burst into tears, she was that beautiful and magical and perfect. (not my pics; yoinked from FB)
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
GNU Sir Terry Pratchett. Mind how you go 💕
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
They’re clunky-looking but taste fab, so I’ll call it a win
Four freshly baked, un-iced cinnamon buns in a small round panCinnamon bun cut in half to reveal gooey inside, topped with icing, rests on a pale yellow plate with white and grey floral design
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Am stress baking as a coping mechanism but 1. I am not a great baker and 2. my oven temp is deeply unreliable. Cheapo toaster oven might be an option? Have made it work for mini cakes. In any case, did not roll these tightly enough and my country is a nightmare.
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Found #heatedrivalry at the Adams Fairacre Farms annual flower show. 😍💕 #stupidcanadianwolfbird
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It's exhausting and truly awful
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Just an awkward tumbleweed of a human trying to learn how to bake*. Some good days, some bad. My no-knead bread is improving. First time with small batch cinnamon rolls was 🤷🏻‍♀️ *with a wonky actual oven and a wee toaster oven
Two cinnamon rolls ready to riseTwo baked cinnamon rolls, one fairly uniform and the other sprawlingTwo loaves of round no-knead breadMini carrot cake with cinnamon cream cheese frosting and silver & gold sprinkle on a pale yellow plate
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This is a delight 💕🥹
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Shout-out to my husband who suggested that instead of buying Valentines Day gifts for each other, we use that $ to help our community. That is so freaking sexy & I love him a ridiculous amount
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This is our shop cat, Henry. He has impeccable stripey arm warmers, has an elephant bestie, and is seriously the sweetest boi.
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
okay, I don't even know where to start with Heated Rivalry fics. Shoot me your best. AUs welcome. Ilya being welcomed into Shane's family SUPER welcome. No RPF, please and thank you
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Stay safe out there, and be kind to one another in these trying times.
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I still love them so danged much #starwarsrebels #kanera
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a man and a woman are looking at each other in a cartoon scene
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My Kamala cat tucked herself in underneath the couch-kitty bed near the wood stove (until sweet dumb boi showed up)
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
re-watching Heated Rivalry and y'all, Rose Landry for MVP. She and Mary Allamby Bonnet would be besties.
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✨ericavee✨ @ericavee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
You hear that crew?? we’ve been assigned to do regular fuckeries
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
It truly was there from Episode 1
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Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
For the past few years I’ve been saying THIS IS THE YEAR I write (and share?!?) fanfic. But this OFMD au where Ed’s a bored pro chef who answers Stede’s ad for a personal chef for the summer has taken over my brain. Maybe this is truly the year? Ta to social media algorithm for the inspo
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