Reposted by KellsJames Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 10hMan in a gilet stood on platform 12 gives up on reading the display and asks ChatGPT out loud if he is on the right platform for his train. I don’t want to be dramatic about it but Eratosthenes figured out the circumference of the Earth using a stick and knowledge of a distant well. 361405341
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am a grown-ass adult, and if I want to make a lil’ batch of funfetti cinnamon rolls I will (slowly getting over my lack of baking-confidence is bonus) 030
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Roman Holidaystatic.klipy.comCouple Riding MopedALT: Couple Riding Moped 010
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you were wondering how old I am, it’s SUPER-duper old Happy 29th Anniversary to my favourite. I love him and I like him. 060
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m stupid proud of this teensy cake: my best frosting & decorating to date. Miles to go, but I’m chuffed 😬 140
Reposted by KellsDragonfire42 @dragonfire-42.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I made a #GoodOmens #shadowpuppet crankie for my friends at #DragonCon this year! I also performed this during the #Puppetry Track at DragonCon for the Shadow Cabaret. The puppets are earrings made by the incredible @ineffablepenguin.bsky.social inspired by the art by @pandersonstudio.bsky.social! 2014753
Reposted by KellsBen Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality? 2136791121
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Thirty years ago, this super cool and handsome guy asked me to marry him. Best “yes” I ever said 💕 370
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There are a lot of entries into 'what is Taskmaster?' but this is my fave*. Love that it highlights the rockstar editors. Extra OFMD bonuses: the 'aauuuurrgh' sound at about 2:45, & Taskmaster's AssistantPaul Williams has a S2 cameo. *apologies to the unimpeachable British mothershipyoutube.comVery funny video | put the bowl of glitter inside the freeze!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 #funny #laugh #funnyvideoYouTube video by WILDCARDCLONE 000
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’m super scared of heights, so even being a solid 3 feet away from the edge of this cliff was terrifying. Tiny triumph, I guess 😬😂 020
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Still seeing them everywhere. #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #gentlebeard 151
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I swear I do more than whimsy-bake, but you’d never know it from my photos Also hosted a witchy tea at work today, and made all the wee sandwiches 😬🥰 020
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Today’s mini-batch of funfetti cinnamon rolls is dedicated to Edward Teach. Yeah, I messed up a few things, but they’re still whimsical & yummy… just like his Stede 💕🥰 180
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026One of the loveliest things about all of this is that as a wee scraggledy baby, Jimothy was nurtured and supported by his mother & siblings. 🥹💕🥹 020
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Calling this research (for the fic that will take me seventeen years to finish 😂😬) 020
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I’m that person that is only now starting to write their first OFMD fic, because timing? Never heard of her 😂 2120
Reposted by Kellsmeaghan 🏴☠️🎃 @themeaghan.bsky.social · 03/06/2025thinking about her* today *the little fern that flourished aboard the revenge 🥹 017153
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026In my crone/feral forest witch era. Side note: I kind of want to offer readings here. Is that a thing? 280
Reposted by KellsShellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2025“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist.” - Robert Jones, Jr. (Son of Baldwin) People continually misread the "unless" as "even if," and that's not how it works. 218546
Reposted by KellsAndrea C. White @andreacwhite.bsky.social · 14/05/2026quick little Aziraphale :') how we doing though? everyone still alive? 🥲 #goodomens #goodomensspoilers #GoodOmensFanArt 2035599
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026A day late for my #MayTheFourth entry: back before I broke up with my local ren faire 030
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Spent this gorgeous early summer day doing readings, with a wee Rhys Darby* and a Psychic Connection candle (that I made) cheering me on. Finally feeling like I’m good at this, y’all 🥹💕 * @pocket Darby 010
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Went for a lovely soul-refreshing hike today, but also had to grab a pic of fallen tree/moss covered rocks because it made me giggle I have layers, y’all 0180
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 05/04/2026y'all. Y'ALL. I knew there was a leucistic red-tailed hawk in my town, but I'd never seen her... until tonight. I almost burst into tears, she was that beautiful and magical and perfect. (not my pics; yoinked from FB) 110
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 03/03/2026They’re clunky-looking but taste fab, so I’ll call it a win 120
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Am stress baking as a coping mechanism but 1. I am not a great baker and 2. my oven temp is deeply unreliable. Cheapo toaster oven might be an option? Have made it work for mini cakes. In any case, did not roll these tightly enough and my country is a nightmare. 000
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Found #heatedrivalry at the Adams Fairacre Farms annual flower show. 😍💕 #stupidcanadianwolfbird 040
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Just an awkward tumbleweed of a human trying to learn how to bake*. Some good days, some bad. My no-knead bread is improving. First time with small batch cinnamon rolls was 🤷🏻♀️ *with a wonky actual oven and a wee toaster oven 030
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Shout-out to my husband who suggested that instead of buying Valentines Day gifts for each other, we use that $ to help our community. That is so freaking sexy & I love him a ridiculous amount 270
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 07/02/2026This is our shop cat, Henry. He has impeccable stripey arm warmers, has an elephant bestie, and is seriously the sweetest boi. 040
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 03/02/2026okay, I don't even know where to start with Heated Rivalry fics. Shoot me your best. AUs welcome. Ilya being welcomed into Shane's family SUPER welcome. No RPF, please and thank you 000
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Stay safe out there, and be kind to one another in these trying times. 020
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I still love them so danged much #starwarsrebels #kaneramedia.tenor.coma man and a woman are looking at each other in a cartoon sceneALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other in a cartoon scene 140
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 19/01/2026My Kamala cat tucked herself in underneath the couch-kitty bed near the wood stove (until sweet dumb boi showed up) 010
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 11/01/2026re-watching Heated Rivalry and y'all, Rose Landry for MVP. She and Mary Allamby Bonnet would be besties. 080
Reposted by Kells✨ericavee✨ @ericavee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026You hear that crew?? we’ve been assigned to do regular fuckeries 16419
Kells @saucydryad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026For the past few years I’ve been saying THIS IS THE YEAR I write (and share?!?) fanfic. But this OFMD au where Ed’s a bored pro chef who answers Stede’s ad for a personal chef for the summer has taken over my brain. Maybe this is truly the year? Ta to social media algorithm for the inspo 3190