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cellie | wizard era

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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 7h
we say taylor is insane for all the easter eggs, but i 100% would do the same thing if i was a pop star. i'm good at guiding people to conclusions, so it'd be fun to guide fans to the main themes of an album and details like when it'll be released
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taylor swift lyrics @tswiftlyrics.swifties.social · 10h
Black text on white background reading: If clarity’s in death, then why won’t this die?
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Michaela ❤️‍🔥 @michaelamanos.swifties.social · 22h
OH MY GOD
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift behind the scenes of the Patient Zero music video
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
sometimes i'm like "want kitty :(", but then i remind myself i just want a cat familiar
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Taylor Swift Updates @taylorswiftinfo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Taylor Swift has now officially spent 100 total weeks at #1 on the Billboard 200! The Beatles are the only other act to achieve this milestone!
Promo image for “The Life of a Showgirl” album by Taylor Swift. Taylor is looking directly at the camera, The background is glowing smoke.

Taylor is wearing a tall/gold crown covered with stars. winged black eyeliner, bright red lipstick, a strapless and sleeveless dress, dangling earrings and a choker necklace.White Billboard 200 logo on pure black
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
brewers aren't on for another hour, so it looks like i'll watch (suffer) the flyers for a bit before i change channels
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
debating if i even want to watch the flyers or skip to watch the brewers
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SECOND INTERCEPTION
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
packers are dominating this first half
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it's not a shutout!!
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i think vladar and woll should get a sword and chase the team around for a bit
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Michaela ❤️‍🔥 @michaelamanos.swifties.social · 10/10/2026
LOOK AT HER
Taylor Swift out with Travis in NYC last night wearing a long sleeve dark green top and brown pants with a black purse
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i forgot how much you have to pee after surgery 😔
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
canes hockey is so much better when my team isn't in the firing line
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fuck it, i need to pee so much that i'm staying up. time to watch the canes annihilate the canucks
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
of course it was a white guy around my age wearing a camo cap. boy fuck you
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
made eye contact with a douchecanoe in a huge ass pickup truck with his headlights on high right behind us. flipped him off
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
of course the flyers are doing good when i can't watch and had surgery that day
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A text message from a man in a surgery gown with a follow up message of, "I lived bitch"
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
funniest possible shirt to wear for my second surgery
A heather gray shirt with black text that says, "History Sighs, Repeats Itself". The Onion logo is underneath a thin black line. There's a yellow sticker on the shirt.
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
at the hospital and waiting to be called
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the stacked one does look better bc it's symmetrical, but unfortunately i'm a creature of habit. and weirdly, other than the stacked one, my current one is the only one that has the leading zero. samsung apparently knows, so i'm fine with waiting for a fix
A cropped screenshot of clock options for lockscreen (Samsung). The first is selected.
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
surgery and hockey tomorrow! i get to be in physical AND emotional pain!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah, there was apparently a beta version that allowed ppl to mute status bar icons, but that was for pixels ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the other main annoyance i have is the lockscreen clock being formatted as 24 hours even when set as 12 hours, so there's a leading zero. and you can't change it.
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mainly the new location thing. it's no longer an icon in the status bar, but a blue dot. i use a third party launcher that hides the notification bar on the homescreen, and it shows up (because nova uses location)
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah, so i hate android 17 🤷‍♀️
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe 🤷‍♀️ there are some that i don't think should be as high as they are, and preference changes by whatever i'm feeling atm
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WHY ARE THEY REPLAYING THE FLYERS VS LIGHTNING GAME
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do i want to watch crit role or a video essay on the doi chart rectification or my streamer play bg3 with his wife or none of the above. hmm
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
number 61
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
did this last night, and it took me like 3 hours 🤷‍♀️
1. LWYMMD (Reputation)
2. Don't Blame Me (Reputation)
3. All You Had To Do Was Stay (1989)
4. Karma (Midnights)
5. Pink Clouding (The Life Of A Showgirl)
6. The Fate Of Ophelia (The Life Of A Showgirl)
7. I'm Only Me When I'm With You (Taylor Swift)
8. I Can See You (Speak Now)
9. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart (The Tortured Poets Department)
10. Elizabeth Taylor (The Life Of A Showgirl)
11. Opalite (The Life Of A Showgirl)
12. Who's Afraid of Lil Old Me? (The Tortured Poets Department)
13. Guilty As Sin? (The Tortured Poets Department)
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
chis brennan: the man, the myth, the fucking legend theastrologypodcast.com/2026/08/07/t...
This was a massive research project that I suddenly stumbled into last month shortly after the Mars-Uranus conjunction went exact on July 4. I found new historical evidence showing that Thomas Jefferson regularly recorded the times he took temperature readings outside. This detail led me to re-examine all of the surviving primary sources, including the Journals of the Continental Congress and letters from John Adams. Through this, I conclude that it is possible to achieve much greater certainty about the probable time for the Declaration.Timestamps

00:00:00 Introduction
00:05:53 Why July 4, 1776?
00:49:31 Historical Evidence for the Time on July 2 & 4, 1776
01:10:18 The Vote for Independence on July 2, 1776
01:28:10 Finalizing the Declaration of Independence on July 4
01:57:05 The Proclamation on July 8 as Supporting Evidence
02:03:34 Analyzing the Libra Rising Chart as an Inception Chart
02:22:54 Preliminary Analysis of Some Major Events in US History
02:50:23 What About the Gemini and Sagittarius Rising Charts?
03:26:46 The Timeline and Transits of 1776
03:57:08 Concluding Remarks
04:12:48 Credits
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE MIGHT HAVE AN ANSWER TO WHAT ASCENDANT THE US CHART SHOULD HAVE??
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
aaaaaand it's been pushed back again. two and a half hours later.
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
got the time of my surgery. twenty minutes after my lunar return
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
suspicious of ai even in dreams. amazing
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tasha's mind whip is MADE for me
Tasha's Mind Whip

Source: Tasha's Cauldron of Everything

2nd-level enchantment

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 90 feet
Components: V
Duration: 1 round

You psychically lash out at one creature you can see within range. The target must make an Intelligence saving throw. On a failed save, the target takes 3d6 psychic damage, and it can’t take a reaction until the end of its next turn. Moreover, on its next turn, it must choose whether it gets a move, an action, or a bonus action; it gets only one of the three. On a successful save, the target takes half as much damage and suffers none of the spell’s other effects.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, you can target one additional creature for each slot level above 2nd. The creatures must be within 30 feet of each other when you target them.

source: https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:tashas-mind-whip
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm reading this while wearing a shirt that says "kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day" and i have bangs, so take that as you will
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taylor swift lyrics @tswiftlyrics.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
Black text on white background reading: Be my NY when Hollywood hates me.
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm taking it as a fucking sign and turning back. nuh uh. there's danger up that hill.
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what. my weather app doesn't show any rain clouds, and it's not supposed to start raoning until an hour. AND there isn't much coming down now.
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MOTHERFUCKER. WHY IS THERE WATER TRICKLING DOWN FROM THE SKY
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sigh. yep. that's how it's going
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm already going stir crazy, so i'm going to take a walk while i still can. but i'll be listening to the flyers on the radio
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Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Overtime
ALT: Spongebob Overtime
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Henry B 🎸🖖🏻✡️🔧 @henrybernstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have an important announcement to make
TAYLOR EXISTING
EVERY SWIFTIE
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YES, FUCKING FINALLY
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cellie | wizard era @saturnsversion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh, it's gonna that kind of game, huh
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