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ProxyFreak

@saturnfreak.bsky.social
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She/Her 🇱🇧Arab🇵🇸 Competitive egirl. Borderline Personality Disorder I'm the funniest bitch I know Writer @ hard-drive.net

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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So when are we gonna talk about how the real life Dr Ganesh was a disgruntled lesbian woman and now shes suddenly been recast as a straight man in the Kenny Rockwell-funded production of Fossil Fools #Digger
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How was Michael Myers performance? I liked him in Waynes World but apparently hes in this one too
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KHAN 可汗 🔜 Recalibrating @yungkhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MAKOOOOOOOOO
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smallcute bugstyle @lazyplague.itch.io · 05/07/2026
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dude I fucking hate flirting as a lesbian I went up to a girl last night at a party like "Heyyy so I heard you say youre like a Jack of all Trades~?" She said "Oh no u heard me wrong... I said I like to Jack Off On Trades 😅" .What does that Even Mean
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Smoking on that shit that made Pocari Sweat
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Playing Mario 64 is a lot like fucking my wife. Everyone's tried it at least once but I'm eager to finally get the chance to myself
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Have you noticed how transwomen cant seem to decide between calling it a 'girldick' or a 'gock'? This is actually super interesting cause we're seeing these slang terms evolve & compete in real time. Gock comes from the abbreviation for Girlcock, & the shorter form may be why its seen a surge in usa
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You ok?
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
What do you mean Teach you? Youre crazy, forget it. You think I enjoyed being The Bouncer? At my peak I could bounce on it at 400 bpm. I broke records. Now look at me! Look at all the good that did me. No, not a chance. Now get outta here. Just leave this old lady alone...
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Does GG Tribune need an up and coming washed up substack writer cause if so wow have I got a girl in mind
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Right. Of course. I apologize. We're both writers & trans women. I do respect your voice immensely. Last year I had the pleasure of reading Cuckoo & Manhunt during my time in LA. I dont think you should have been fired, but I think its more like you blazed the trail for other writers to act this way
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not only is it not the same situation at all (You made multiple explicit posts celebrating his death) but if you truly believed in what you said about him & dont regret anything, why arent you celebrating that other writers are also making similar posts/jokes? This reads like youre just Not Over It.
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm not gonna lie, Martin. I respected you a lot more when you went on record to say you didnt regret anything about what happened & you'd say it all again. You knew the risks & you were willing to gamble your contract to talk shit on Kirk. But this response just throws that all out the window lol
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The way the legs look lean and toned without any need to like. Show the actual muscles themselves feels like it takes way more effort than I think it does. You just make it look easy!
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
You're getting scary good at drawing defined muscles
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Bouncing on it? I havent bounced on it in years, kid. Yeah, I know. They used to call me The Bouncer... But thats not who I am anymore. I'm clean. I left that life behind... Listen to me, youre still young, dont throw your life away bouncing on it like I did, trust me.
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Can you imagine posting some shit on Bluesky about your favorite series then 12 hours later just pulling up to kill the President of the United States
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Brother you were an angel. We're praying for you in Guantanamo
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Maple J Milk @maplemilk.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Yo, I just released the instrumentals for my album, Amen, Brother! Peep this shit if you like great hip-hop production: redspots.bandcamp.com/album/amen-b...
redspots.bandcamp.com
Amen, Brother! (Instrumentals), by Red Spots
17 track album
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAND NOW STARTING!!!
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Should I watch the Hitler anime
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
NOW WATCHING I know next to nothing about this anime but the premise. Gonna try hard not to get spoiled.
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Finished Season 1 of JJK. The first half was legitimately phenomenal but the second half with the exchange program was a slog and actively ruined my enjoyment, though I do like some of the characters introduced.
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
No matter how many valid complaints there are about Bluesky it will always be the better alternative to X by virtue of not being X. There is a 0% chance I run into Andrew Tate on this app. I will never be forced to see an edit by the White House celebrating white supremacy. Thats tough to beat.
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Having an audience is a gift but its also warped me in ways I dont like to think about. I dont know if I've always been this hard on myself before I was able to quantify how many people enjoy me with a solid set of numbers.
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I will hunt down Greg Rucka myself
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
She just made that shit up there is NO such thing as Vespiquen
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Juno @jsketch12.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Emma in a suit send post #pokemon
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
It's Roxy's birthday today!!! What the fuck
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Wait but if you're here and I'm here then who's Bonnibel
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Theres this melancholy pain every time I talk to her. Even when things are going well And I used to think, thats fine, I dont mind that. I'll get over it. But theres this sharp searing burn of trauma every time shes mad at me. Like my body remembers the pain of her rejection. Of her absence.
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I am aware he had interactions with trans people in the past who he attacked but they were personal spats as far as I could tell, the people just happened to be trans because often leftists who go after big personalities like him are trans.
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I dont really care if Jesse Singal is here or not. I think you all gave him way too much power by letting him paint this as a witch hunt & he was not affecting the lives of trans people online enough to justify the insanely bad PR we're getting from alienating the admins of the website.
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Pornsak Pichetshote @pornsak.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I swear I still have a job
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I was really worried they had just made up the title purely to mislead & add more shockvalue to the twist. SO excited to learn the book is still coming, its easily my most anticipated for 2026 sofar. Now I'm even MORE curious where its going. I trust you & Albuquerque to cook, make us GA fans proud!
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I've never watched a movie where both the protagonist and the antagonist were both simultaneously the comic relief. 9/10
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Roommate: Hey did you fucking murder a guy Robinson: My love, it has been like a thousand sunsets without feeling your touch. Some nights I lay awake in my bed, sleepless, wondering: Was I ever destined for more? Soon I'll be sent to war, but tonight is still young Roommate: dude the police are here
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I quit.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 14/09/2025
Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.
the trans pride flag
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I see we all came here from Twitter huh
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Juno @jsketch12.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
marie
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Just finished watching this with my little sister. Its really honestly not that bad. In fact I kinda fucked w it, even as someone who considers Kakegurui a Top 5 anime. Its campy & over the top in its own way. Most importantly it satisfies my craving for more Scott Pilgrim vs The World style media
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
So many big popular trans women have me blocked but that's fine I've come to terms with that because at the end of the day the 3 most beautiful trans women all follow me so I think the correlation is solid enough for data analysis
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
So many big popular trans women have me blocked but that's fine I've come to terms with that because at the end of the day the 3 most beautiful trans women all follow me so I think the correlation is solid enough for data analysis
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Nah. Don't feel like it.
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
This game looks so nice, but I just can't vibe with the atmosphere. I want a game with Passage Verdeau's engine except its about a grisled detective in a dystopian future trying to recall his lost memories & wrestle with the internalized fascism we're all born with.
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Now that David Productions has announced Part 7 I think I can finally clear my NDA and confirm that yes, I will be voicing Hot Pants in the new animated Steel Ball Run adaptation. So honored to bring this incredible character to life & thank you Araki for the opportunity 🙏🙏
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ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
(Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (BOING!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (BOING!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) Her: ... (BOING!) (Boing!) Me: Whats wrong? (Boing!) (Boing) Her: N-No. Its fine. Nothing (Boing) (Boing!) Her: I just. Didnt think there'd be sound effects is all
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ms kyubey @estrogenjunkie.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
need a woman in my male dominated field
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