Reposted by ProxyFreakKHAN 可汗 🔜 Recalibrating @yungkhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026MAKOOOOOOOOO 71614411
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Dude I fucking hate flirting as a lesbian I went up to a girl last night at a party like "Heyyy so I heard you say youre like a Jack of all Trades~?" She said "Oh no u heard me wrong... I said I like to Jack Off On Trades 😅" .What does that Even Mean 121
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Playing Mario 64 is a lot like fucking my wife. Everyone's tried it at least once but I'm eager to finally get the chance to myself 031
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Have you noticed how transwomen cant seem to decide between calling it a 'girldick' or a 'gock'? This is actually super interesting cause we're seeing these slang terms evolve & compete in real time. Gock comes from the abbreviation for Girlcock, & the shorter form may be why its seen a surge in usa 051
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 29/04/2026What do you mean Teach you? Youre crazy, forget it. You think I enjoyed being The Bouncer? At my peak I could bounce on it at 400 bpm. I broke records. Now look at me! Look at all the good that did me. No, not a chance. Now get outta here. Just leave this old lady alone... 010
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Bouncing on it? I havent bounced on it in years, kid. Yeah, I know. They used to call me The Bouncer... But thats not who I am anymore. I'm clean. I left that life behind... Listen to me, youre still young, dont throw your life away bouncing on it like I did, trust me. 020
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Can you imagine posting some shit on Bluesky about your favorite series then 12 hours later just pulling up to kill the President of the United States 140
Reposted by ProxyFreakMaple J Milk @maplemilk.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Yo, I just released the instrumentals for my album, Amen, Brother! Peep this shit if you like great hip-hop production: redspots.bandcamp.com/album/amen-b...redspots.bandcamp.comAmen, Brother! (Instrumentals), by Red Spots17 track album 154
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/01/2026NOW WATCHING I know next to nothing about this anime but the premise. Gonna try hard not to get spoiled. 020
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Finished Season 1 of JJK. The first half was legitimately phenomenal but the second half with the exchange program was a slog and actively ruined my enjoyment, though I do like some of the characters introduced. 010
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 19/01/2026No matter how many valid complaints there are about Bluesky it will always be the better alternative to X by virtue of not being X. There is a 0% chance I run into Andrew Tate on this app. I will never be forced to see an edit by the White House celebrating white supremacy. Thats tough to beat. 041
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Having an audience is a gift but its also warped me in ways I dont like to think about. I dont know if I've always been this hard on myself before I was able to quantify how many people enjoy me with a solid set of numbers. 020
Reposted by ProxyFreakJuno @jsketch12.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Emma in a suit send post #pokemon 472622784
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Theres this melancholy pain every time I talk to her. Even when things are going well And I used to think, thats fine, I dont mind that. I'll get over it. But theres this sharp searing burn of trauma every time shes mad at me. Like my body remembers the pain of her rejection. Of her absence. 010
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I dont really care if Jesse Singal is here or not. I think you all gave him way too much power by letting him paint this as a witch hunt & he was not affecting the lives of trans people online enough to justify the insanely bad PR we're getting from alienating the admins of the website. 100
Reposted by ProxyFreakPornsak Pichetshote @pornsak.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I swear I still have a job 2122
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Roommate: Hey did you fucking murder a guy Robinson: My love, it has been like a thousand sunsets without feeling your touch. Some nights I lay awake in my bed, sleepless, wondering: Was I ever destined for more? Soon I'll be sent to war, but tonight is still young Roommate: dude the police are here 020
Reposted by ProxyFreakHard Drive @hard-drive.net · 14/09/2025Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever. 110260888840
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Just finished watching this with my little sister. Its really honestly not that bad. In fact I kinda fucked w it, even as someone who considers Kakegurui a Top 5 anime. Its campy & over the top in its own way. Most importantly it satisfies my craving for more Scott Pilgrim vs The World style media 050
Reposted by ProxyFreakProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 17/04/2025So many big popular trans women have me blocked but that's fine I've come to terms with that because at the end of the day the 3 most beautiful trans women all follow me so I think the correlation is solid enough for data analysis 041
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 17/04/2025So many big popular trans women have me blocked but that's fine I've come to terms with that because at the end of the day the 3 most beautiful trans women all follow me so I think the correlation is solid enough for data analysis 041
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 13/04/2025This game looks so nice, but I just can't vibe with the atmosphere. I want a game with Passage Verdeau's engine except its about a grisled detective in a dystopian future trying to recall his lost memories & wrestle with the internalized fascism we're all born with. 030
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Now that David Productions has announced Part 7 I think I can finally clear my NDA and confirm that yes, I will be voicing Hot Pants in the new animated Steel Ball Run adaptation. So honored to bring this incredible character to life & thank you Araki for the opportunity 🙏🙏 041
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 12/04/2025(Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (BOING!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (BOING!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) (Boing!) Her: ... (BOING!) (Boing!) Me: Whats wrong? (Boing!) (Boing) Her: N-No. Its fine. Nothing (Boing) (Boing!) Her: I just. Didnt think there'd be sound effects is all 122
Reposted by ProxyFreakms kyubey @estrogenjunkie.bsky.social · 09/03/2025need a woman in my male dominated field 0616
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 11/04/2025"This is slop for boys" "This is just boyslop" Yeah I'm tryna have a Boyslop on my dick what are we talking about 021
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 11/04/2025You enter my mind palace and its just an exact recreation of the ultimate wipeout set from 2008. All the important information is in the water and its being commentated by my 10th grade girlfriend and a pastiche of every Canadian prime minister from the last 25 years. 011
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Thank you Proxy Pack for nominating me Woman Of The Year 2025. I'm so honoured to be the first Poster Woman nominated, and I cant wait to represent the Poster Community. 030
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I just ate several lays chips. Like, 12 lays chips in a row. I think I'm horny now 130
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I dont even really fw you like that anymore. I dont even really think youre that funny or cool but unfortunately youve ignored me the last three times we interacted & now my mind has conflated your approval with serotonin & the need to validate my own social confidence. So now youre stuck with me. 031
Reposted by ProxyFreakSt1ka @st1ka.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Mankind was never meant to hold this much power 1352559886
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I could probably beat any horse in a staring contest. Have you seen a horse's eyes? Theyre not focused. Theyre too big. A horse gets distracted so easily. I would simply lock in 152
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Girl you are not "lainpilled" you're unemployed & suffering from executive dysfunction. Clean your fucking room. 030
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 10/04/2025As a challenge to myself I am spending the next week posting exclusively on Bluesky. I have been told many things, "You missed the train", "Bluesky is corny & doesnt have the sauce", "Bluesky moderation wont let you stream gay porn without a paid subscription" I dont care. I need to try for myself. 360
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I love Spinosaurus dude..... It fucking sucks that they keep nerfing it. I miss when my mom used to make me a lunchbox everyday before school. She would make me cheese & zaatar wraps in pita bread. I told her I liked Spinosaurus & she said "Habibi theyre not real". My mom didnt believe in dinosaurs. 120
Reposted by ProxyFreakProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 26/01/2025TW/// Gore, Al Why the fuck did this appear on my Timeline??? What the fuck?? 11611
ProxyFreak @saturnfreak.bsky.social · 20/03/2025FUCK DISCORD FUCK PAYPAL FUCK 2FA. I HATE THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT CAPITALIST SOCIETY. KILL YOURSELVES!!!! FUCK!!!!!! 130