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Saturday Midnight Special

@saturdaymidnight.bsky.social
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My eyes bleed like when you press on a horned toad. Beyond that, I prefer whiskey, coffee, cigarettes, and the rough jagged edges of life that tear the skin off the muscle. Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.

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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You're 100% right on that one.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Way to go!
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Kalshi had bad odds on this one.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
David Hearn should file a lawsuit against the Department of (In)Justice.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
History repeats self.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Thank goodness for Alexa.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Somebody is really scared about the midterms. Who can blame Fauci for only doing what someone else did for over 400+ times in New York. I wonder who that was? 🤨
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That, and not inviting Trump and wife to the Library opening was a dead giveaway. 😉
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trump decided to recall Blanche's nomination until next year, based on the contention that the Republican party has the majority of both House and Senate and once Tillis and Cornyn are complete in their time in office. 2/2
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Calling Jan 6 defendants "American Patriots" who were "hunted down" is pure fiction; actions had legal consequences. Why should anyone approve Todd Blanche as A.G., when he brushed off the request by the victims of Epstein to release all the files, as well as put, in writing, no slush fund? 1/2
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A commercially useful quantum computer will be deployed for molecular simulation, large-scale optimization, and hybrid artificial intelligence. These systems will solve complex problems beyond classical supercomputers.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've seen a number of events going on, since we are within 100 days of the midterm elections, meant to keep our attention diverted from the impact we have experienced by the actions (an inactions) that have happened since January 1, 2025, which are to be held fully accountable by Trump. #fact
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Thanks!
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Raw Screwworm Surprise
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It makes sense. Lucifer endorsed Crazy Eddie.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Open corruption doesn't make it right. It just makes it a Don Henley song. #DirtyLaundry
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The public has to push for it nonstop.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Have a wonderful weekend.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Either that or expose it to UV rays.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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a man in a car with the words hang in there buddy
ALT: a man in a car with the words hang in there buddy
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It feels insulting, like they are spitting in the face of those who know this is manipulative.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Three "assassination" attempts ? Really ? Let's see what was before it: 1. The remaining Epstein files and the DOJ dragging its feet (as well as the FBI) 2. The pro-active war with Iran, with implications for the State of Israel 3. The federal judges review of the ballroom . . . et al
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bugs bunny is standing in front of a door with a sad look on his face .
ALT: bugs bunny is standing in front of a door with a sad look on his face .
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Isn't that just the thing?
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yeah, something is definitely fishy about the whole event.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
That is a really great movie!
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Good Sunday Morning! ☕
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@logicallyjc.bsky.social @nothoodlum.bsky.social Y'all inspire me.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How to reduce ICE agents : Brought to you by "The Price Is Right".
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The ASPCA has a few ideas.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The Warren Commission would've had these guys for breakfast.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Donald tries to avoid Melania.
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The Humanity Al Bundy GIF
ALT: The Humanity Al Bundy GIF
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Stuart Smalley would tell this motherfucker to fuck off.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Exactly.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
1. Lack of Anger Management and Therapy 2. Alcoholism 3. Narcissism 4. Bad Parenting 5. Incompetence 6. Receiving a Participation Trophy in every Sport 7. Lack of Accountability and Responsibility 8. Ego 9. Cruelty 10. Consistent Constipiation I dedicate that top ten to David Letterman.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Come,' he said, 'come, we must see and act. Devils or no devils, or all the devils at once, it matters not; we fight him all the same.” ― Bram Stoker, Dracula Thank you for your post, @phillipusa.bsky.social
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Get well very soon.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Now Benny Johnson is giddy like a sex offender in a busted van near an elementary school that a judge in Virginia has blocked the redistricting because of the mail-in votes, which has been appealed through a filing by the current Virginia AG.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
*looks back at the yellowed taped, dog-eared, highlighted, underlined, and faded "Cliff Notes for MAGA 2016" found at a discounted books store* Yep. For Trump, it is.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The, uh, statute of limitations expired months ago on that one. (Blaming Biden won't work on this one.) Hell, he can't even blame Obama. He can CRY over fucking up a deal Obama made. Yet, he can't blame Obama.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That would involve actually bringing up Trump on war criminal and profiteering charges, along with Netanyahu and Putin.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Chris Wright chose to get into a job where he would have to cut off his nose to save his face - saving leopards time from eating it from forehead to chin.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"CHRIS WRIGHT: Nobody can offer guarantees about the future. But we're ending Biden's war on hydrocarbons" Of course, he can't make guarantees, since Trump is using this war to help instigate insider trading for those who have oil stock (that he knows of) earn money every Monday.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You're welcome, Lindsay. Nice to meet you too.
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
🦋 Plz remind people Ghislaine Maxwell was the bait for Epstein. She lured many underage girls into his web & trafficked them. She is also a rapist bsky.app/profile/chri...
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@nothoodlum.bsky.social, Elon sound like he's clutching his pearls over @splcenter.org right now (along with giving his idiotic point of view on the Virginia vote over redistricting). He's such a big fucking baby.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
So many MAGA are crying, it sounds like the room where they have all the new babies rooming-in a well-baby nursery.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
MAGA needs to Cope.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Well, that will save everyone from having to deal with Nosferatu after all.
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social, Sid's family went off on the WWE considering Sid's package during the HOF. www.youtube.com/watch?v=atHX...
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Sid’s WWE HoF induction is BULLSH*T
YouTube video by The Stevie Richards Show
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Saturday Midnight Special @saturdaymidnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day! 🌎
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