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Dante's Monferno

@satsuinohadou.bsky.social
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• 30s • Deviantartist • Horror • Gaming • Pokémon Master • Gundam pilot • Battousai • Sith Lord • Basketball aficionado • Sponge-worthy HFIL📍 (don't) follow me for unhinged debauchery

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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Haven't loaded up Cyberpunk in months yet I just bought Phantom Liberty Will I play it? Will it stay in the backlog forever? Will my co-workers ever shut the fuck up? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
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Blue LaSíren 🔞🧜🏾‍♀️🇭🇹 @bluelasiren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyday is a struggle.
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Streets are saying Resident Evil is good We will be there
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...huh
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Incredible title
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Apropos of nothing Lanterns is GAS
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Sense has chased you, but you are faster."
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Man, Brand New Day was really good. Very emotional movie. Spiderman 2 is still my goat but BND is up there
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Came back just to tell yall that The Odyssey is even better on the second watch [retreates into the Bat Cave]
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I apologize to all who expected grey sweatpants bulges this summer. I'm in Hell. Might I interest you in basketball shorts bulges instead?
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Leos you say?
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heinousfool @heinousfool.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Pinning her down by the wrists and telling her she looks so pretty and helpless under you
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Thank you
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Notifications filled with bots again Leave me alone Skynet
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I mean yeah
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We have group chats now? Bet
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 11/06/2026
Nintendo unveiled a teaser for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake featuring a cameo from Tupac Shakur as that one big tree. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Tupac Makes Appearance in Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake as Great Deku Tree.
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Absolutely astounded. Busted the biggest nut of my life.
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Meg • Turner @inkedwerdsmith.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If you remember the flavor of the wooden spoon instead of the ice cream, don’t forget to take Ibuprofen, 90s kids.
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Game Gear slander will not be tolerated
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Correct, we want to die
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I got Blasphemous II on sale for $10 and my god Way better than the first game
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xloutlines.bsky.social @xloutlines.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Breakfast is served
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Please don't disrespect me
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sci.fried @scifried.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The Fifth Element first premiered 29 years ago on this day...
Bruce Willis in The Fifth Element A city shot featuring Zorg Industries in The Fifth Element An image of space from The Fifth Element Milla Jovovich in The Fifth Element
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Hearse-t in Show (please see pinned) @worstinshow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The Dr. Manhattan sitting on Mars meme.

First panel: It is 1996. I am nine years old. Nintendo is releasing Starfox 64.

Second panel: It is 2011. I am twenty-five years old. Nintendo is releasing Starfox 64.

Third panel: It is 2026. I am thirty-nine years old. Nintendo is releasing Starfox 64.
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
What the fuck was Nintendo smoking with that Fox design
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
For free? In this economy?
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ultimate serotonin boost. If there's anything I take the utmost pride in, it's how I smell.
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Spooky Mister B @lewdmrb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Remember what's important. FUCK ICE FUCK ICE
FUCK ICE
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
God this game is ass I love it
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Doctor_asura @docter-asura.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hang your head off the edge of the bed for me so I can watch your throat bulge as I fuck it🥵
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Star Wars Jedi Power Battles is on sale on the eshop for $8 and I had to swipe it. One of my favorite childhood games
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Narrator: "He did not."
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Derek @derekwoods.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Light and shadow. @annalisawagner.bsky.social #ArtNude #FineArtNude #Leica #NudeArt
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
How much longer can the legs get
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gwent champ @gwentchamp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Pic of Cloud and Tifa standing in front of really high gas prices that reads "Did Sephiroth do this?"
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Anticipating work to be slow, so maybe I can finally finish this damn book
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Happy better Star Wars Day Revenge of the Fifth
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Swear to God I don't why I keep drinking this work coffee Tastes like ass (derogatory)
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Dante's Monferno @satsuinohadou.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think it will be good, but nothing about this screams 'Resident Evil 'to me Still will be watching
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