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Me and my brother were playing Ranked Slayer last night and three of the opposing team quit. One of our team kept tea bagging the only guy left, and my brother called him out. Dude proceeded to run to the corpse and tea bag it even if he wasn’t around for the kill for the rest of the match lmfao

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The UNSC wants you to believe that Bipbap the Vanquisher is dead, but true Bipheads know that Bipbap can never die. He stalks humanity yet.

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Every time I feel the Mass Effect brain worms start to move around and search for food, I beat them back with a stick and a hammer. I’m convinced this will be the play through I end up hating them. Like the worldview of the narrative will piss me off type shit, after everything I’ve experience.

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SATOhara @satohara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me and my brother are playing firefight and we were on a map with no BR spawns so I kept killing myself so I could spawn with a BR and got kicked from the game for killing myself too many times lmfao. Just give me the BR then big dog.

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Every time the announcer in Halo Infinite says "weapon drop" I instead hear it as "penis cock" and repeat it out loud

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SATOhara @satohara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I do believe I will Firefight until my brother's kids are asleep and he's ready for our Weekly Brotherly Haloing

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Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

me: war is what drives me. I can only truly be happy when I see the enemy combatants cockpit ripped open in the vacuum of space. if there is a god then he is cruel for we are built in his image and we are cruel. my facebook wine mom handler:

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Jenn Robbins Points at THIS

Alt: Jenn Robbins Points at THIS

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SATOhara @satohara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Absolutely going to play Halo Infinite’s campaign again now that I’ve replayed all the MCC campaigns. Yeah, I just played it again at the end of July but fuck you, it’s my favorite Halo campaign. Then me and my brother and one of our childhood friends are running the whole series Legendary lmfao

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SATOhara @satohara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I also played through all of Halo 4 while suspended and that was much more of a fucking slog than I remembered and I played on Normal. The Prometheans suck as enemies and their weapons also suck. They function, they work, they kill, but they feel awful to use. The feedback in 4 is bad in general.

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SATOhara @satohara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You ever fall for a woman? Make sure she’s got balls.

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SATOhara @satohara.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Make the thing your heart is screaming to make because none of these companies are catering to the magic you have inside.

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SATOhara @satohara.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My brother and I independently saw this news at the same time and rushed to tell each other and this is the worst thing that could have fucking happened to Halo. This is devastating, I'd straight up rather Halo never get anything ever than see the studio that ruined video games wear its corpse.

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed

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Getting so emotionally moved by a song you actually go out and buy the damn thing fucking rocks

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Sounds like me and my brother are about to try and get all the Bros back together for some Halo lmfao.

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Me and my brother 1v1ed in Halo 3 and I still lost but I didn't get slaughtered, I really am becoming Johnathan Halonathan.

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Me and my brother decided to try MCC again but do all the games instead of just 3 and CE rolled and the true spirit of the child I used to be playing Halo Combat Evolved on the Game Spy servers on PC awoke in me and I somehow carried the team.

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YouTube video by Victor Jones

I'm either the perfect level of intoxicated right now or this song is fucking beautiful as fuck, either way I'm laughing and crying at the same fucking time lmfao www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZir...

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I Get Hurt (Lyric Video)

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You think Wolverine sometimes gets an itch in his brain and stabs himself with his claws to scratch the itch in his brain?

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In a shocking surprise move, Microsoft Corp just announced their newest home video game console, the ZBox. The presenter at today's reveal was quoted as saying "we just really don't give a shit anymore", and it appears this is the product's launch campaign tagline.

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I special summon It Is What It Is in Defense Position

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Too tired for Halo but not tired enough for sleep so I'm watching the Cosmonaut Marcus Wolverine stream VOD and he's at this part where Logan is talking to some lady and he keeps getting new subscriptions and every time one pops it triggers a sound bite of a guy going "my man" and it's killing me.

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Oh no this just became a day 1 buy for me

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Getting orbitally glassed by a Covenant fleet raining white hot plasma down on my precise location and refusing to move, all the while wondering why I'm getting glassed by the Covenant.

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SATOhara @satohara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Am I too tired to play Halo tonight

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Realizing Spartan Locke is probably dead and that actually pisses me the fuck off lmfao. I don't like Halo 5 but I like him :(

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SATOhara @satohara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

She smokin a blunt with the King of the Deer

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SATOhara @satohara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The MCC par time for The Library at 25 minutes is such bullshit lmfao

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The worst part of all this AI bullshit is constantly running up against new artist or new programmers and just getting blasted in the face by shit they made with it without disclosing it. Like goddamn dude, even if you think I'm stupid for wanting to avoid that shit, at least fucking disclose it.

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He still didn’t deserve that Grammy, let’s not get crazy lmfao. good kid, m.A.A.d. city was the best album that year.

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@hausofdecline.bsky.social will you please make the aang violence shirt? I can’t stop thinking about it and I desperately need to pay you money in exchange for a novelty shirt.

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I just looked at the plot for the PS5 Wolverine game and that is the dumbest fucking X-Men adaptation I've ever fucking seen, holy SHIT dude lmfao. Even if the gameplay was good, that story alone would make me hate this game.

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