Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Boris and Natasha could have come up with a more robust plan than what Trump is running from. 010
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Or they’re in those positions because they’re all psychopaths. 100
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Those were just as fake as this one. Well, slightly more fake because those people actually existed, I guess. 010
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Even if she won it would have just been a stay. The idiots that voted for Trump and the evil fucks that came up with his plans would still be around. Maybe it’s better to rip off the bandaid and try to disinfect before the gangrene spreads. 020
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Is it too late to give Texas back to Mexico? 100
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026That new CEO can take one of those giant red balls outside target and shove it up his ass. Unless every other store in existence gos out of business I’m not going back to target. 000
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026The one she lost had a swastika on it, though. 000
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Good. I ran into that guy a couple times in the Navy, and found him to be a piece of shit each time. 000
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I’m so fucking sick of hearing about these fucking farmers. They voted for this. Fuck em. 000
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Lock him up in a tiny cell and stream it. Let his idiot followers pay to watch him pace in an 8x8 room. 020
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026He had a feeling Netanyahu would spill the beans about how he raped kids if he didn’t go along with this. 082
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a black jacket says congratulations with his hands outstretchedALT: a man in a black jacket says congratulations with his hands outstretched 020
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I mean, a furby could do a better job than Hogshit. 020
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026You literally voted against the voting rights act. But now that the other rethuglicans are mad at you, you’re trying to act like some kind of savior of democracy. 010
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Just look up who takes AIPAC money. Thats a safe place to start. 020
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Just look up who takes AIPAC money. Thats a safe place to start. 020
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Values are like eagles; the Republican Party doesn’t have either. 010
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I’m sure the human victims’ families love that. 000
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Trump is the uber-boomer. He’s every bit of selfishness and greed and NIMBYism and “fuck you I got mine” that that generation is famous for, amplified and shoved into a poorly fitting suit. 120
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Hot take; I’m less concerned with the fucking dog than I am with literally everything she’s done since she took over DHS. Where is the pin that says “justice for (insert the name of one of the 30 or so people ICE killed)”? 100
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If we’re using the WWII analogy, wouldn’t the orange turd be Mussolini? 110
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026It’s a big show to distract from the “war” which was to distract from the Epstein files, which was to distract from ICE being thugs, which was to distract from… something. I can’t even anymore. The whole regime is a clusterfuck. 130
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If you use ChatGPT you get what you deserve 🤷. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 020
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026When was he trying to reindustrialize the US? I know he said it, but like every other that comes out of his hamberder hole it was a lie. His sole aim is to steal as much of the countries wealth as possible. 110
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Why is anyone’s face on a banner on the side of a government building? What kind of 1984 bullshit is this? 020
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026We give it to them in the form of aid, then they spend it to buy our politicians. We should have completely divested from Israel after the USS Liberty incident. 050
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026But Barron is an animal torturing pussy. 010
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026He could resign and admit to his innumerable crimes. 000
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Meanwhile Forbes apparently hired a bunch of macaques and then let AI do everything. 000
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Translation: he got blackmailed because he’s a child rapist. 010
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026How about steam deck verification? Handheld wow would be a game changer. 000
Reposted by Jason Alice LastnameSome kind of invasive ape 🏳️⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ... there's info on who to complain to to try to stop this at the end of the article, lets share this message and try our best to stop it.morethanjustparks.substack.comBLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great ForestsOne billion board feet per year... 30 days to make your voice heard. 20826072005
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Just another master chief fucking and/or fucking over the people who work for him. Everyone who ever served in the navy has at least one story of a chief fucking a junior sailor. 040
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026The SECDEF is a drunken frat boy who thinks if he starts the right Middle East war that Jesus will come back. Terminator isn’t the weird fiction I’m worried about right now. 1113
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Big strong manly men with tears in their eyes! Crying because they’d never seen anyone open a box before I did it! 110
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Flies are attracted to smells like rot and feces, that’s why the fly was attracted to Trump. 3181
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Does the bunker door lock from the outside? 010
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 03/03/2026lol. Trump never asks. He’s a fucking serial rapist. 100
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 03/03/2026K. I’m sick of our future being pissed away by cult members who have no accountability for their actions (iT’s GoDs WiLl). 130
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 03/03/2026All of the people at evangelical churches. 2751
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 03/03/2026If they had the level of self-awareness they’d need to realize they’re gonna be left behind, they wouldn’t believe something so stupid in the first place. 21145
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The word you’re looking for is “cuck”. In the literal sense, not in the “I’m an online incel who just says things” sense. 0311
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Leaders are like eagles: Jeffries isn’t either. 200
