Satan @satanshouse.com · 30/09/2026Car fries are the best part of going on any long ride with dad! He doesnt like super salty stuff so he eats like 3 adn then me or shorty get the rest. Good sharing ratio. 150
Satan @satanshouse.com · 30/09/2026I got a half a hamburger, he was just tricking me for the picture with the chicken mcnugget. He says they give me poops. I would eat it anyways tho. Poops would be his problem. 030
Satan @satanshouse.com · 30/09/2026When I drive with dad I like to sit in the front seat next to him so I can look out the window at stuff, and critique his driving very loudly and annoyingly #samoyed #shittalker #justgivemethechickenmcnuggetasshole #dogsofbluesky 7504
Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026The ice dispenser is a massive problem. When we moved last we got a fridge with the ice/water inside the door because of Shorty 230
Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026My people believe they have figured out that this is why I am a constant dirt ball. 240
Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026I did nothing! There was an enormous worm EATING the yard, literally came up from this hole it made in the ground. I jumped on the worm and scared it back down to where worms live. Basically saved everyone. Got a little dirty doing it 150
Satan @satanshouse.com · 28/09/2026It’s like so many questions too early on a Monday. Leave me alone #samoyed #whatdoesitlooklikestupid #diggingwhat #nomorequestions 11402
Satan @satanshouse.com · 28/09/2026Do not like, even though I pushed like. (the gif, not the rest, im so upset I didnt even read the stupid words gad) 020
Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026They complain when you give urself a bath, they complain when you dont want a bath. No pleasing these ppl! 140
Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026Gots dem eyesstatic.klipy.comAgnes from Despicable Me: Bom DiaALT: Agnes from Despicable Me: Bom Dia 110
Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026Did they make u be in the dryer too? I dont mind the hair cutting and stuff but that mother EFFING dryer can go straight to hell 110
Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026couldnt type a title cause dad couldnt feel his arm that was being laid on... 150
Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/09/2026Just trying to get everyone else to look at the handsome dog he’s spotted 050
Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/09/2026I am an expert level cuddler. When I want something. (Course so is she…) and when it’s not too hot. #discussingspendingdadsmoney #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #trappingsouls 6353
Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/09/2026US bank Stadium. Have also seen them at Redrocks and at the college stadium (in pouring rain) at the U of MN 010
Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comTaylor Swift Accepts Grammy AwardALT: Taylor Swift Accepts Grammy Award 180
Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026This is the best Minnesota Season, Dad cant wait to whip out the crock pot 130
Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026aaaggggggg I want a cat frend soooooooo bad. Dad says I cant be so.... me. but I just want to make him love me soooooooo bad. 110
Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comStranger Things: The Point Is, Mistakes Have Been MadeALT: Stranger Things: The Point Is, Mistakes Have Been Made 020
Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026I mean when JD was talking about eating the dogs, he was talking about Kash and Me. Kash wasnt googley eyed before Satan. Jus sayin! 030
Satan @satanshouse.com · 24/09/2026I have had anal gland issues since forever (and a couple blowouts). Still could do without the fingers in my buttsholes area. Im not that kinda girl. 020
Satan @satanshouse.com · 24/09/2026Shorty always has bad ears…. And really bad allergies. I have anal gland issues. Have had to have a couple surgical procedures due to… blowouts. 240
Satan @satanshouse.com · 23/09/2026He did not. We got put on rotating schedules because of his ear infections and my butts hole problems. He goes in 3 weeks 131