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@satanshouse.com
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Im Satan (the cute fluffy one) just a naughty Samoyed. Love people, being as dirty as possible, food, getting into trouble eating things I’m not supposed to, Green Bay football. The Wild, The Twins, Dogs, Cats. She/her/Dammit Satan

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 10h
Destruction!!! Nice!
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 10h
I feel this
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 30/09/2026
Car fries are the best part of going on any long ride with dad! He doesnt like super salty stuff so he eats like 3 adn then me or shorty get the rest. Good sharing ratio.
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 30/09/2026
I got a half a hamburger, he was just tricking me for the picture with the chicken mcnugget. He says they give me poops. I would eat it anyways tho. Poops would be his problem.
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 30/09/2026
When I drive with dad I like to sit in the front seat next to him so I can look out the window at stuff, and critique his driving very loudly and annoyingly #samoyed #shittalker #justgivemethechickenmcnuggetasshole #dogsofbluesky
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 30/09/2026
Its not the size its how you use it!
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026
Its there!
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026
Is it hot?
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026
The ice dispenser is a massive problem. When we moved last we got a fridge with the ice/water inside the door because of Shorty
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026
Nothing at all
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026
Yes!!!
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026
I can’t reach!!!
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026
He’s not always behaved… see. I never stood on the counter
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026
My people believe they have figured out that this is why I am a constant dirt ball.
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026
I did nothing! There was an enormous worm EATING the yard, literally came up from this hole it made in the ground. I jumped on the worm and scared it back down to where worms live. Basically saved everyone. Got a little dirty doing it
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 28/09/2026
It’s not like it’s their business. Gosh
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 28/09/2026
It’s like so many questions too early on a Monday. Leave me alone #samoyed #whatdoesitlooklikestupid #diggingwhat #nomorequestions
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 28/09/2026
Looks like amazing fun!
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 28/09/2026
Do not like, even though I pushed like. (the gif, not the rest, im so upset I didnt even read the stupid words gad)
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026
newfie spotted!
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026
They complain when you give urself a bath, they complain when you dont want a bath. No pleasing these ppl!
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026
omdog.. I have never gotten soup. Is it good?
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026
OMG french fries are the best.
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026
Gots dem eyes
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Agnes from Despicable Me: Bom Dia
ALT: Agnes from Despicable Me: Bom Dia
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026
Did they make u be in the dryer too? I dont mind the hair cutting and stuff but that mother EFFING dryer can go straight to hell
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026
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Scooby Doo Says Nope
ALT: Scooby Doo Says Nope
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026
couldnt type a title cause dad couldnt feel his arm that was being laid on...
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 27/09/2026
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/09/2026
Just trying to get everyone else to look at the handsome dog he’s spotted
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/09/2026
This seems less… fun.
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/09/2026
I am an expert level cuddler. When I want something. (Course so is she…) and when it’s not too hot. #discussingspendingdadsmoney #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #trappingsouls
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/09/2026
US bank Stadium. Have also seen them at Redrocks and at the college stadium (in pouring rain) at the U of MN
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/09/2026
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Taylor Swift Accepts Grammy Award
ALT: Taylor Swift Accepts Grammy Award
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/09/2026
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026
How much of that food did you get! That looks amazing!
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026
This is the best Minnesota Season, Dad cant wait to whip out the crock pot
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026
yeah not ideal...
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026
Baby jesus wept...
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026
aaaggggggg I want a cat frend soooooooo bad. Dad says I cant be so.... me. but I just want to make him love me soooooooo bad.
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026
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Stranger Things: The Point Is, Mistakes Have Been Made
ALT: Stranger Things: The Point Is, Mistakes Have Been Made
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026
I mean when JD was talking about eating the dogs, he was talking about Kash and Me. Kash wasnt googley eyed before Satan. Jus sayin!
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026
NOT YOU! HIM! HES A SLUT
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026
I should have known!! He smelled like a slut
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 25/09/2026
Feels so weird #missukashie #notyourweirdfuckingeyesthough
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 24/09/2026
Oh I can give you lots of things….
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 24/09/2026
I have had anal gland issues since forever (and a couple blowouts). Still could do without the fingers in my buttsholes area. Im not that kinda girl.
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 24/09/2026
No! We are in drought conditions!
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 24/09/2026
Shorty always has bad ears…. And really bad allergies. I have anal gland issues. Have had to have a couple surgical procedures due to… blowouts.
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 23/09/2026
He did not. We got put on rotating schedules because of his ear infections and my butts hole problems. He goes in 3 weeks
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Satan @satanshouse.com · 23/09/2026
Bone dry here
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