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Satan @satanshouse.com · 30/09/2026

When I drive with dad I like to sit in the front seat next to him so I can look out the window at stuff, and critique his driving very loudly and annoyingly #samoyed #shittalker #justgivemethechickenmcnuggetasshole #dogsofbluesky

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/09/2026

He’s not always behaved… see. I never stood on the counter

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 28/09/2026

It’s like so many questions too early on a Monday. Leave me alone #samoyed #whatdoesitlooklikestupid #diggingwhat #nomorequestions

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/09/2026

I am an expert level cuddler. When I want something. (Course so is she…) and when it’s not too hot. #discussingspendingdadsmoney #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #trappingsouls

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 23/09/2026

I went to the beautician today and got my hairs did and my nails done and she fingered my buttshole. #groomed #speakingofgroomeddonaldtrumprapeskids #samoyed #gonnagetdirtyrealsoon

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 20/09/2026

Today was a good day. Dad took me to the dogpark. I made a new friend named Mitsy, then got mad at her cause she got too close to dad. Then I napped outside. All day. Currently 56 degrees, snoring loudly, satanspreading on the deck. #paintmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls #Samoyed #dogofbluesky

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 19/09/2026

And to think, I was a little girls dream. She talked about me for years. She had no idea they were going to get me. It was a complete secret. I was such an angel that day. Course the next day I ate Short Rounds tail, and a blanket. BUT I was some little girls dream

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 19/09/2026

Layed outside alllllll day today. Exhausting. #samoyed #soniceout #pooped

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 17/09/2026

Today on this TBT we decided to go way back

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 17/09/2026

How much do you like dogs using this scale? #kashpatellikesanimalsALOT

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 14/09/2026

Hes gonna think its REAL funny when I eat a new hole in the couch tonight when hes sleeping. GO AHEAD AND TRY ME DAD! #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #Iamnottobetrifledwith #everyrosehasitsthornjustlikeeverynighthasitsdawn

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 13/09/2026

I am not sure if I should be offended or not....

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 13/09/2026

I deserve steak, and being hand fed by my peasant. Mom and my little person had to stay home so I got to eat their steak #samoyed #steakisgood #ideservethis #fatbottomgirlsmaketherockinworldgoround

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 12/09/2026

Dad keeps mussing my hair up and it is really annoying. We all know how hard I work on my luxurious coat. #Samoyed #kidrocksucks #whyisntbabyoilmadefrombabies #dogsofbluesky

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 06/09/2026

I have been worshiped by a bazillion people today and stolen many souls (also I look like I’m about to drop at any moment)

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 04/09/2026

So im just gonna come out and address the elepant in this room. ME. Now that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey have been confirmed to worship one of me, it is beyond painfully obvious I AM A GODDESS. I deserve anything I want! #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #Iamthebest #taytayworshipsme #turndowntheheat

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 04/09/2026

This makes me VERY ANGRY. You should not piss off Satan!

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 02/09/2026

Got taken to the dog park cause dad was trying to “burn off my energy”. So I’m “not an asshole” while he has meetings today. Not going to work. Dog park was fun tho. #hotdog #samoyed #gonnahowlduringhismeeting

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 31/08/2026

It’s go time at the great mn get together Pics and I’ll follow throughout the day Beer 1 sea salt and lime from castle danger

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/08/2026

After I have done something like eating 6 raw hotdogs off the counter (allegedly) I climb on dad and look like this at him. Works every time. I wonder what’s for dinner? #hotdogbreath #guessweareeatingout #samoyed #shithead

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 29/08/2026

It’s nice in the evenings now. Even short round will be out for more than just poopie and peeing. #samoyed #gpg #thesethingscomeinthreestheresstillhope #randomword

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 26/08/2026

These smell bad. I didn’t get to go. Sad days

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 22/08/2026

Sometimes I go back to my ancestral roots on cool mornings and lay on top of dad or mom. To keep them warm, ya know. #Imannoying #samoyed #Itsfunnycausehesgottapee #wakeywakey

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 22/08/2026

Prom, 199something. lawls

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 21/08/2026

Disregard my last post. This is better than soggy noodles. Dad is the best. #forgivenfornow #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #hashtagsarefun #gopackersandfuckthebears #bones

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 21/08/2026

I have been informed ramen is not for dogs? This is made up lies rite? Smells like it is for dogs. #bullshit #thisassholeiseatingmyramen #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #iwantfood

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 21/08/2026

It’s a glorious 63 degrees at our place up north today. I will be here napping till it gets too warm. Wake me up later

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 21/08/2026

I wish I could go to the UK to go to APE. Sad imma miss it www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRa...

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 20/08/2026

Dad dad dad dad dad dad. Guess what? It’s light out. #samoyed. #sleepingpast6lol #wakeywakry

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 20/08/2026

Test post. Dad had to get a new macbook (not my fault... this time) and is trying to remember all the passwords he never saved anywhere. Lots of swearing is happening. Its fun. #dadsadumbdumb #samoyed #Imafan

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 19/08/2026

Had to run a few hundred laps around the yard cause it’s 83 degrees and I’m a snow dog. Also Short Round got to drive around the yard and then go 2 blocks to the store in the car cause he’s lazy af. #imagoddessbitches #samoyed #igiveshortroundconstantearinfections #causeimnasty

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 16/08/2026

I have made Enemies! Bask in my cuteness! Your soul, I want it!

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 15/08/2026

Dad and I (mostly me I guess). Discussing how I like my burgers since he’s making burgers. I case you wonder I like mine cooked or not cooked and bun or no bun. But 100% with cheese. #grillmaster #samoyed #gladlypayyoutuesdayforHamburgertoday #

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 13/08/2026

My dad is an idiot and didn’t look at weather before his almost hour drive this morning. #moist #wetunderwear

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 13/08/2026

Blink (its funny cause he cant see haha) and my little persons say hi. From far away, not cause I am scared of Blink though.

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 12/08/2026

I didnt wake up dad by throwing up a dryer sheet at 4AM! (But Short Round did!, I am so proud of him). Old dogs can learn new tricks!

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 11/08/2026

When I was just a weeeee little baby, my ppl put us in this room (cause this is where shorty and cobber stayed) when they left us alone when they went places without us. I showed them what I thought of this arrangement by eating a mattress from a day bed. So Fun!

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Satan @satanshouse.com · 11/08/2026

Random shit! My dad loves this picture. I get shes intimidating but she would have fucked up anyone that messed with that dog. He was a very good boy (and a very very very big boy)

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