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@satansalt.bsky.social
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involuntary neil josten kin 31 they/them 🩺 🏳️‍⚧️ draw/write ao3 furbyflesh i'm fine but please grind my corpse into dog food for miya atsumu 🇹🇷🇺🇲🇩🇪 maxxed 🇨🇵🇪🇦🇷🇺 okay icon by @anxietydrawings.bsky.social banner by me WILL WRITE ALT TEXT FOR YOUR POST JUST ASK

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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 10h
i love seeing posts on socmed romanticizing turkish words with deep meanings and hard to translate concepts blabla and then i scroll those and theyre all arabic or farsi words 🤣
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 14h
thank you Laura i can always count on you
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 22h
kick me so i edit sth from the cosplay shoot i did of kenma
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 22h
you are now hired at my hospital
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 22h
me too this was my 5th patient 🫩
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
who is tooru messing up badly in an empty alley in my fic: tendou, shirabu, suna, tanaka or futakuchi?
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its that time again
cover of MY NEIGHBOR'S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring a ladybuck on the left smilin and on the right is a big old lesbian skeleton they are in a suburban neighborhood
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm thrilled for them but i'm frustrated beyond my own comprehension at how bad this healthcare system is. why the fuck do i need to provide such care as a psychiatrist? why is no other doctor listening to my patients?
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me getting a somatic rare disease diagnosis right after months of fighting the system for a client: hadi selametle🙌🗣️ SIRADAKİH
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 09/10/2026
a masterclass in alt text
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Boun @boun-z.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hello bluesky, I remembered my password,,,, #atsuhina #haikyuu
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me providing culture sensitive psychotherapy to an afab person: ceku sen üşüyorsan burayı komple yakarım 🔥🔥🔥🤗
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me providing culture sensitive psychotherapy to a cishet male client: allah beyin vermiş di mi kullanmak lazım 🥰👡💥
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#wip this fic has a lot of graphic violence in it so be warned!
The little girl's face was shoved into the tire tracks in the mud. 

It looked almost like a scene from Alice in Wonderland—it was as though the girl were trying to enter the magical kingdom through the deep furrows in the mud left by the truck tires. Only, Tooru didn't remember the back of Alice's head being shot open or the contents of her skull glistening crimson under the open sky like a spider lily in full bloom.
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
extremely important news: the cast for my haikyuu genocidal organ au fic has been finalized after 4 years and we have oikawa tooru at the helm
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thank fuck ich war dabei eins per post zu schicken
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we gon get you laid bro on god 🥰
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'll be the dew drop on the moss around you
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
let's go 🫴
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY.
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
return of the libido fairy 😭
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
getting a new trauma patient with religious guilt regarding sexuality, their former therapist giving me report: "i think it's a good thing that they will do therapy with the devil"
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i destroyed their research project by asking a few questions but this will ultimately also fix it
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"you're a doctor why do you talk so much about politics?" because you can't talk about health without talking about who has access to it
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
successful day* *attending gets off phone to yell me: what the hell did you do this time??!! me: eheheh :3
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🫂
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
manzaraya karşı sınıfsal kin güderken hüptrik asmr'ını da unutacağımızı sanmadınız umarım
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
"baptize me in hotdog water" 🦊 close ups in replies! everyone say thank you to @m-owwie.bsky.social for requesting #atsumu #haikyuufanart
Digital doodles of the Haikyuu character Miya Atsumu on a pink background. He has bleached blond hair with an undercut. Left to right and top to bottom. Doodle of Kita Shinsuke's face like Megamind, enlarged forehead, eyes and nose, reads "no diligence?“. Atsumu crying behind a mask of his own laughing face in a burgundy t-shirt. Atsumu's face with a red clown nose, distorted by a baseball bat hitting him, comic sound effect going "bonk", reads "baptize me with hotdog water the holy stuff won't take". Atsumu's smiling and showing teeth, with prominent canines. Atsumu grinning shirtless, wearing a pair of blue jeans and light gray socks, posing with a toilet brush and cleaning spray in hand, one leg propped up on a toilet. The toilet has a yellow stain. Kermit the frog with Atsumu's hair, t-posing, reads "back by unpopular demand:me". Atsumu as a sumo wrestler. Atsumu in a gray hoodie, squishing his cheek against the image border. Atsumu wearing a golden MSBY shirt, sweaty, in front of a graph showing an exponential curve, x axis: fuck around, y axis: find out. Atsumu with the drawing of his brain layered on his head from the profile, captioned "neuron activation". A red fox sitting in a gray metal pot, reads "СВАРИ МЕНЯ Я ТАК БОЛЬШЕ НЕ МОГУ". Atsumu looking up, lying on the floor with two dead tunas, crying, reads "get yourself a man who crumples. instantly folds over." Atsumu chibi with motion blur. Atsumu in his school jersey and with hair like Shrek's Prince Charming. Atsumu in a gray tank top scratching his head, reads "damn...i kinda care." Atsumu making his pre-serve pose with his fist, wearing a cap & earpiece, working at a fast food restaurant, holding up a paper bag, "mom, i'm scared of the soft stratocracy" and "i can fix him but whatever is wrong with him is funnier". The spaces in between filled with cockroaches, hearts, fox paws, a recycling sign, a hot sauce bottle, a condom, an orange worm on a string, cereal bowl, stained briefs and yellow stars.
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
oops my hand slipped #fematsumu ✨
Digital drawing of the Haikyuu character Miya Atsumu as a woman. She is standing in a shallow pool, hands propped on the pool side. The pool is dark blue. Behind Atsumu are different leafy plants in multiple shades of green. It's dark, around her there are five fireflies. Atsumu is wearing a white bikini with big bows at her shoulders and hips. She has long blond hair and dark brown roots. The ends of her hair are wet. There are multiple drops of water on her skin and at the ends of her hair. She is wearing big silver hoop earrings, which reflects the pool below. She has freckles. Her lips are parted, showing her teeth.
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
sometimes i forget it's my own two hands clenched around my neck #atsumu #haikyuufanart
Digital drawing of the Haikyuu character Miya Atsumu. A portrait of Atsumu in his timeskip version in front of a hot pink solid color background. He is staring up intently while his head is lowered down. There are five leather dog collars on his neck in different shades of brown and mauve. Attached to the collars are nine similarly colored leashes and gold buckles, carabiners, studs and dog tags. One of the dog tags reads "fox". Atsumu isn't wearing anything else, his shoulders are naked. Written above one of the leashes in bright red my username "@satansalt".
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i think 2 to 4 nats would solve the majority of my problems
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me and them 2 am around my kitchen table 🍻
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veneficasum @veneficass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
please don't ask me why 1/2 #satosugu #sugurugeto
series of black ink drawings accompanied with song lyrics. First panel is teenage Suguru under the shower with "Never gave a thought to an honorable living". Next panel is Suguru as he is during the summer in his uniform "Always had sense enough to lie". Last panel is a side view of his tired face and unkept hair "It's getting hard to keep pretending".Text reads "I'm worth your time". Suguru is standing in Satoru's shadow, his back to Suguru.first panel, Suguru when talking to Yuki, hair down, shocked eyes : "Cause lately, I've wronged you". Second panel : his face in the shadows "And not been on your side, love".
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i dont need to get weirder but i want to 🥰
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Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Painted family 🖼️ #ocs #ctccomic
Illustration of Iris from Countdown to Countdown leaving against a wall of his friends and family (plus Lou) that he painted. His hand is resting against Lillium's.
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No’eau Aitonui/Heiani Mareva Hoata @mudaship39.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ISTFG
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rednoonsun @rednoonsun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The thing about that one is that I almost wrote a whole thing when I first posted it about how I know it's an unsafe position, and I'm genuinely starting to worry someone will try to replicate it and strangle themselves. DON't.
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nat / bird king @ play my yuri vn @birdking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so many kids in fiction are uncanny valley renaissance babies to me. these kids are not making nearly enough terrible jokes to be real
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
or maybe you'd enjoy some good old guro for your spooky season reads 🍽️
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's spooky season! would you like a spooky story to go with it? discomfort guaranteed!
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woutje @woutvanart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DER BRUDER IST SOOOO AM KOCHEN
Pope Leo XIV • @Pontifex• 7h
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
10/10 i was half dead from pain but bestie at my side, the venue staff was incredible, got to gift my embroidery to the band, met gleeb?? didnt recognize gleeb himself immediately...yippie
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Fer (#PoorlyDrawnOctober Time!) @ferferrous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#PoorlyDrawnOctober Makes a return for 2026! Join me once again in fighting against perfectionism! This year, there is a bit of a twist, but the goal stays the same: Draw something every day, and allow yourself to have fun, make messes, and mistakes!
A poster designed like a red-string corkboard one might see in a detective or murder mystery story. The sticky notes have sketched doodles of faces, hearts, dice and tools, associated with the various 'sections' of the poster. 

The text is displayed across various scraps of 'paper', and connected with red string. The text reads:

Poorly-Drawn October 2026

A Monthly challenge of taking risks, and beating perfectionism!

Tricks and Treats:

1: Flower

2: Feet

3: Teeth

4: Rodent

5:Knife/Sword

6: Lantern/candle

7: Alleyway

8: Bat

9: Hands

10: Pumpkin

11: Tea cup

12: Cat

13: A Random wikipedia page

14: Favourite Classic Painting

15: Smoke/smoking

16: Keys

17: Bones

18: Mushroom

19: Dog

20: Surprise someone with Fanart!

Tool Shed:

1 : No Eraser/one layer only

2: Monochrome

3: Switch hands

4: Highlighters/bright colours

5: Papercraft (or digital approx)

6: Symmetry

7: Redraw a photo

8: Baked (anything in the oven)

9: Draw over a photo

10: A tool you never/rarely use

Anatomy of your heart

1 : A Childhood Favourite

2: Most often recommended (by you)

3: Series you’re forever putting off

4: A surprise favourite

5: Most recent book

6: Most recent movie

7: Most recent game

8: Something you Love (to hate)

9: Current Favourite Book/Character

10: Character you’ve somehow never draw
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
omg dear hunter tomorr-*explodes*
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
life feels pretty pointless rn but at least i can call out antitrans ppl and fight cops
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ulan bi tane armut bile güzel çıkmıyor soktuğumun memleketinde çölde yaşıyoruz ve var ya ben kesin yurtsuz doğmuşum gidecek hiçbir yer yok çünkü
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wtf was today wow 🚬🫩
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salt∴ @wickedsalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't get used to despair 💛 The beautiful flowers I got for my birthday inspired me to capture their beauty. #selfportrait #compositeediting
Surreal self portrait photography and composite editing. The photo shows two of me full-body, standing in front of a teal curtain with a geometric pattern that resembles a flower. I'm wearing a leopard-print dress with long-sleeves, a white floral lace sailor collar knotted around my neck, yellow tights, beige poited slingback flats and black tulle gloves with a frilly edge around the wrist.  I'm also wearing a black and white scarf tied around my neck and multiple string of pearl and gold chain necklaces. On the side of the leopard-print dresses are a golden velvet halves of a heart shape with a white lace border. Both bodies are holding each other's waists behind their backs and pressing their sides together and completing the heart shape by doing so. My hair is in two long braids at the sides and the braids of the bodies are tied together with black ribbons. I'm wearing red eyeliner and gold eyeshadow, one face looking at the camera and the other looking away, both with empty, unfriendly expressions.Surreal self portrait photography and composite editing. The photo shows two portraits of me sitting among multiple vases of bouquets of different flowers: purple, red and yellow chrysanthemums, pink phlox, bluemink, pink roses, white daisies and red cockscombs. One portrait is upside down, I'm covering my face with both hands. I'm wearing a leopard-print dress with long-sleeves, a white floral lace sailor collar knotted around my neck, yellow tights and black tulle gloves with a frilly edge around the wrist.  I'm also wearing a black and white scarf tied around my neck and multiple string of pearl and gold chain necklaces. I'm resting my head on purple chrysanthemums on the right-side-up portrait. The photos are merging together like a playing card figure, the flowers on both sides crossing over to the other portrait.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
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🧿cockroach salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
danke schön!!
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