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Are we all just supposed to pretend that the digitally projected ads behind home plate merging with the players and ump in the foreground is not distracting? @mlb.com do something about this

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

The Pirates are paying Tommy Pham more than five times what they’re paying Paul Skenes. Baseball is an odd sport.

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I cannot for the life of me see what anyone sees in Kyle Nicolas.

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

It’s early spring training so it’s the start of old sages lecturing young baseball fans that it doesn’t matter. “It doesn’t matter it’s just spring training” becomes “it doesn’t matter we’re 15 games in” becomes “calm down it’s June”. Baseball takes 7 months to matter whatsoever.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.

An owl handler I met (although not the one in my anecdote) with his beautiful owl.

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

What California needs to do is get rid of all this acreage. As far as I can tell, and I’m not a scientist, that is what appears to be burning.

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Pirates should go get Justin Turner. Platoon him with Horwitz and you’ve got a 750+ average OPS at first. Vastly superior to the Joe/Tellez platoon last year and a great guy in the clubhouse too. And he looks kinda like a Pittsburgher to boot.

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I don’t really understand why baseball fans like the off-season. It’s like beer enthusiasts being really into grain futures.

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Did Carlos Santana step on Ben Cherington's dick or something?

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Until you can look into camera shrugging, looking like a guy contesting a parking ticket in court, saying "the stuff plays", as if what you just said carries the profundity of eons, and beckons Phds to rain down from the heavens, you cannot have a baseball podcast.

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Never seen a movie set in Boston that I liked that wasn’t about pedophile priests.

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Maybe the acronym should be ACAI not ACAB. They’re all fucking idiots, regardless of their dubious parentage. This cop came on CNN to say this with his own mouth.

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Carlos Santana 1B, Jason Heyward RF, Andrew McCutcheon DH, Alex Wood SP, Dylan Floro RP. That'll be the Pirates' free agent haul this offseason. Another year of gambling on a lot of dudes getting better. Another iffy veteran addition to the rotation. But overall this would be a step forward.

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I dunno what everyone’s worried about - the Pirates have greater starting pitching depth than the Dodgers.

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

It annoys me that no one uses the parking brake in cars in movies. Why do you think your car rocks like that after you park it, you actor fuck? Who do you think you are? A valet at Trader Vics?

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Satan Muttonchops @satanmuttonchops.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Paul Skenes and Garrett Crochet are proof positive that thread based crafts are the future of baseball.

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