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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Migrants have a lower crime rate than American-born people.
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do vaticats have to say a Hail Mary when they catch a vatimouse?
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@chainbear.bsky.social lol wanna do a strategy breakdown on that race 🤣????
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kraken. 6-1. Well, that’s one way to start the season!!!
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
80%…
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone else pointed out. That “the stupid “ is the headline— rather than “Jack Smith says ‘Trump guilty as Shit’ and ‘Would have prosecuted ANYONE matching these facts’ “
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TLDR $.
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guys; this is why women choose the bear; is you accidentally found a puddle of insight
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If. If Dems ever get back in power; and there’s any kind of “Hunter Biden” type of things.. I want the WH to say just one thing to the press. “We trust that you’ll investigate this the way you covered Trump” And then get all indignant about it saying “per the precedent laid down by Trump”
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Preach.
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All Hail!! This day in 1964 was born unto us Saint Janeane Garofalo. Hail the Patron Saint of Gen X
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was the fuck around of times It was the find out of times
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Alt: Nun Sister
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait…. That is kind of a controversial opinion…. Are you sure people should suffer the consequences of their actions? I may need some tea and a cucumber sandwich to ponder this.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The GOP cut funding to the IRS because *audits work* and they fundamentally don't believe rich people should have to play by the rules.
Line chart titled "Revenue per audit," subtitled "In-person audits, 2010-2014." It plots average revenue and average cost per audit by taxpayer income percentile, poorer to richer, from the 0–5th percentile to the top 0.1%. Source: Boning et al. 2023, "A Welfare Analysis of Tax Audits Across the Income Distribution."

Across the bottom half of the income distribution, revenue and cost track closely, both around $3,000–$6,000 per audit. Above the median, revenue pulls ahead of cost: about $10,000 vs. $5,000 near the 90th percentile, and about $17,000 vs. $8,000 at the 95th–99th. At the top, revenue jumps to about $31,000 for the 99–99.9th percentile and about $90,000 for the top 0.1%.
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also. How can the rest of us get that kind of sick leave ?
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@cantwell.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov Oh my Senators ! Quick question; since Mitch McConnell was out for three months, NOT doing his job; is he going to pay back the American people that part of his Salary?
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 18/09/2026
This is the greatest news report I have ever seen.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 18/09/2026
While RFK Jr.'s been shouting "Make America Healthy Again" from the rooftops, over 160 foods have been recalled so far this year. There’s nothing healthy about food-borne illness.
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes please. Oh yes please 😁
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The right to vote is one of the most fundamental parts of our democracy. Check your voter registration at IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early or on Election Day on November 3.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey tell me the story again; the one about how he is concerned about “We the People “… oh right…
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And see Hamlet is fine. But King Lear / Ran; can go right out. I hate Lear so much…
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So I guess we’re ignoring en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_S... So that we can have weapons now. www.arpc.afrc.af.mil/News/Article... That’s great…. Could someone grab that 25th amendment for me?????!!! #wtf
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Outer Space Treaty - Wikipedia
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/09/2026
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#formula3 Well done Ugo Ugochukwu !!! First American Formula 3 champion 🎉
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kushner wants a participation trophy for that war criming loser Vladimir Putin.
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m sure they were lovely ladies; judging by the photo… respectful of the man in their lives, obedient, and as noted no tats I’m sure they found ways to be honorable tradwives… They did what now??? Oh… never mind
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m sure Obama somehow is also responsible
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Swift boat veterans… care to comment, on stolen valor?
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Welcome to ‘Find Out’ the game show where people face the consequences of their actions….
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh god yes
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wow.
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yes, thank you for weekends. And the 8 hour work day…
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Vote.org Go do be
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Noble Gas Hexafluorides Xenon hexafluoride (XeF₆) Used in various chemical applications But .. yeah.
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How dare you! They care greatly… as they hope the crash video will be posted everywhere and bring more viewers…. And make great fodder for Drive to Survive /s please dot hurt me
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have to imagine him as Veruca Salt, “Daddy I want to drive an F1 car”
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lake tangerine offal
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/09/2026
JFK: “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask where are the Epstein files.”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” Matthew 6:5-6
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davidej2025.bsky.social @davidej2025.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How did a child rapist get elected twice in America? "With enough money, lies that even Satan can elected in USA more than twice.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
image set in the U.S. Senate chamber showing a wooden desk with a nameplate that reads "M. MCCONNELL". Hanging behind the empty desk is a large, orange Spirit Halloween banner featuring the grim reaper logo and the text "SPIRIT HALLOWEEN".

White bold text at the top of the image reads: "Mitch McConnell has been absent so long".

White bold text at the bottom reads: "Spirit Halloween is opening up a store in his senate seat."
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Satanmat @satanmat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@legaleagle.tv can you ELI5 how this is resisting arrest?
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 29/08/2026
This is who Dolly Parton was. ❤️ “My dad couldn’t read and write, so I wanted to do something to make him feel part of something special.” So she did. Dolly turned her love for her dad into the Imagination Library, putting more than 330 MILLION books into the hands of children.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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