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sassyass @sassyass.net · 47m

Do you think LaMelo could walk into a Minneapolis parlor and get one of those free NAZ REID tattoos #nba #timberwolves

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 06/10/2026

Seeing his new jumper has redeemed this entire game

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 06/10/2026

Duncan Robinson now has a Kevin Huerter haircut it’s very confusing #Pistons

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RFK Brain Worm Jr. @planetofdinosaurs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hear me out. All police misconduct cases paid out of police pension funds. Because as a citizen I'm really sick of public funds being used to pay these AND having to worry about a cop doing something shitty to me because they have no accountability.

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 03/10/2026

lol is it normal to list his weight in a contract extension announcement or is that more shade

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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

NATALIE NAKASE FAINTED THEN IMMEDIATELY POPPED UP AND DREW UP A SERIES-WINNING PLAY??? women are legit superheroes

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 02/10/2026

the funniest thing would be if after all this Duren rolled up to #Pistons training cap super chonky

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 02/10/2026

And plus Michigan is already one of the flattest states

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 02/10/2026

#letterboxd #LastFourWatched #LastFourFriday #Filmsky Quantum of Solace 2008 (r) Casino Royale 2006 (r) The Lavender Hill Mob 1951 (with Audrey Hepburn for a hot second) Face 1997 (young Robert Carlyle, Ray Winstone, 23 year-old Lena Headey, and Damon Albarn of Gorillaz/Blur)

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 02/10/2026

Shouldn’t they maybe front load some this year before a bunch of extensions kick in

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 01/10/2026

today is a sneaky good day to send a contract over to the Pistons, I bet they are blindly clicking APPROVE on anything that comes in as fast as they can that isn't a QO

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 01/10/2026

wait what i'm refreshing YOU all day

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 30/09/2026

$40M/year buys a LOT of Big Babys

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 28/09/2026

are we sure that Trajan Langdon isn't a Vulcan

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 28/09/2026

drink that sweet teal-colored kool-aid

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 28/09/2026

his new sponsorship deals are now pay-per-word

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 28/09/2026

I finally read it whew!

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 27/09/2026

of course i love your writing but as a pistons fan i have never less excited that you are writing an article about us right now and i don't know if i'm ready to read it

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 26/09/2026

oh man the ability to drag that slider to make the salary work for outgoing disrespected (cough cough) free agent sign and trades is GOLDEN

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 25/09/2026

#letterboxd #LastFourWatched #LastFourFriday #Filmsky Suzuki/Nogawa’s Flesh Trilogy + Movie Title Hall of Fame Nominee Carmen from Kawachi 1966 Story of a Prostitute 1965 Gate of Flesh 1964 Cat Girls Gamblers: Abandoned Fangs of Triumph 1966

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 22/09/2026

i can't trust a player who thinks that playing for the Kings is a good idea

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 22/09/2026

are we surprised he didn't rename it AMERICA Intelligence

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 19/09/2026

did you remove the mark all read button on macos? huh

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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026

Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 11/09/2026

#letterboxd #LastFourWatched #LastFourFriday #Filmsky The Bank Job 2008 Gamera Super Monster 1980 The Black Gambler: The Gambling Syndicate 黒い賭博師 1965 Tattooed Life 刺青一代 1965

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 09/09/2026

Can I say I am concerned that the #Apple Ternus era is starting with socks and sandals

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 09/09/2026

I look forward to iPhone Panopticon

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 09/09/2026

The #iPhoneDuo is designed for second screen watching bc we are all ADHD now. Because of iPhones

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 06/09/2026

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 05/09/2026

Looking forward to you playing your smart harmonica

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 04/09/2026

#letterboxd #LastFourWatched #LastFourFriday #Filmsky Colony 군체 2026 The Shadow's Edge 捕風追影 2025 Fatal Termination 赤色大風暴 1990 The Man with the Golden Gun 1974 (r)

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 02/09/2026

the real hammer would have been forcing the #Clippers to take out half the urinals at Intuit Dome

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 02/09/2026

demand that Keaton Wagler be retroactively included as one of those picks

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hegseth has taken out more American generals than Iranian ones.

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 29/08/2026

The Canadians, realizing they could completely destroy the Republican Party in November by shutting down oil exports and driving us gasoline to $9/gal

“The power of the sun in the palm of my hand” memes

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sassyass @sassyass.net · 28/08/2026

#letterboxd #LastFourWatched #LastFourFriday #Filmsky Green Snake 1993 (r) The Green Slime 1968 The Dark Crystal 1982 (r) Soylent Green 1973

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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Justin Levitt @justinlevitt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

As mentioned in my comment on USPS's new ballot rule, the American postal service was born in 1774 _because_ the alternative system (the Crown's post) let the executive decide which mail not to deliver. For a Court riveted by bespoke historical analogs, this rule is 252 years of unAmerican.

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