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@sassquatch18.bsky.social
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rarely seen witty wordsmith in a hairy situation. AKA the Bigfoot Mullet

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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 8h
they’ve really started pulling on threads
People often ask me, "Andr3w, as a lawyer, what's something all attorneys know that the general public should know?" And I always say
the same thing: Sasquatch is real. Sasquatch is real. They tell you when you pass the bar. He is out there. He
is angry. And he. Is. Real.
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Oh lawyers know. link to incomplete primer of Case law app pertaining to Bigfoot
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fresh pineapple chunks with Tajin... wish I had known about this sooner.
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my scandinavian relatives warned me of trolls in the wilderness & under bridges but they seem much more popular in your system of tubes & pipes…
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you LittleFeet are so clever youtube.com/shorts/UXO9u...
youtube.com
Peloton instructors reading funny leaderboard names #pelotonbike #peloton #shoutout #funny
YouTube video by prewittj1
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
finally something life size
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I still find LittleFoot culture beastly at times but on occasion they get so excited about seeing me they offer free sweets. IDK what this word “costume“ means but something about being irresistibly handsome I’m sure
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that picture was shared privately with a partner & hacked! as if all the creeps at wikiBigFeet aren’t invasive enough 😤
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🚨NON-CONSENSUAL INTIMATE IMAGERY SHARING IS A CRIME PEOPLE!!!
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
absentee seems wise for all involved
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
did you even try the search bar?
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
well that’s hurtful
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
who stole your leg hair?
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nobody likes a gossip
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you know what they say about cryptids with big feet…. big ears too
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I SAID NO ELECTRONICS WHILE YOU’RE GROUNDED!!! TEENAGERS ISTG 😡
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
at least there’s 1 brave truth teller on this platform
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you know what they say about cryptids with big feet…. big ears too
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AI wouldn’t have made this kind of mistake
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
stop anthropomorphizing me, it’s not bestiality if you are also a beast!
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
never thought this day would come. or the goat
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
jokes on us, this was an elaborate ruse to attract partners interested in water sports
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
too soon!! ffs show some respect to the fallen www.cstoredive.com/news/7-eleve...
cstoredive.com
7-Eleven plans to close 645 c-stores in fiscal 2026
The retailer’s parent company noted that some of those closures will be due to “the conversion to wholesale fuel stores.”
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it looks like Sammy has put down the bleaching cream thankfully but maybe his hopes for a role on Interview with a Vampire have taken a hit so pros/cons really www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
yahoo.com
Sammy Sosa Looks Unrecognizable in Rare Public Appearance, Years After Changing Looks Made Headlines
Sammy Sosa made a rare public appearance this week. According to a report Us Weekly published on Thursday, August 20, Sosa, 57, was spotted the previous day at The Pump Group’s VIP Summer Soiree, held...
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can’t believe every Cub in the 30-30 club is white
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social will never spot a collar gap on us, that’s just #BigFacts
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
what the hell man, I thought we were cool
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i can’t get a newspaper delivered anymore so it’s been hard keeping up with local news, you’re telling me this isn’t already state law?
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
After consulting with my attorneys, I’ve learned your hate speech laws are woefully inadequate so I’ll just say the next person to compare my people to TFG or to anyone in a suit is gonna get a big foot up their you know what 😤🤬
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How is this even a question?
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
humans will really do anything for cheap protein these days smdhh
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
considering coming out of hiding
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
She is a platinum blonde geyser" is amazing choice of words that I'm sure the party that’s says 'cuck' every 5th word will be super normal about
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"She is a platinum blonde geyser" is amazing choice of words that I'm sure the party that’s says 'cuck' every 5th word will be super normal about
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As someone from flat lands, I find all of your tetons grand
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’M GON GET YOU OUTTA THERE. I PROMISE YOU I’M GON GET YOU OUTTA THERE. YOU DON’T BELONG IN THERE. I’M GON GET YOU OUT.gif #EndCryptidTrafficking
Box for a party game called sell me a Sasquatch that shows a Sasquatch in a vending machine
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
population density is existential information for us cryptids, you think we don’t keep tabs on the latest data visualization discussions?
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
always a good choice when bodily fluids are flowing
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
those look worth the trek
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
TIRED: it’s coming home WIRED: they're coming away from home
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
spine not foot issue
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
you get it. no one should be judged by their shoe size
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
some people are just hairy OK?!?
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
you have great taste
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
r/NoFeet/BigFeet
static.klipy.com
Finding Nemo: Fish Are Friends, Not Food
ALT: Finding Nemo: Fish Are Friends, Not Food
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
yeah, what he said 👆
media.tenor.com
a statue of a man 's face is in a grassy field
ALT: a statue of a man 's face is in a grassy field
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
CRYPTIDS 👏 ARE NOT 👏 A MONOLITH 👏
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a monkey with its tongue out
Alt: a close up of a shocked Bigfoot
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I believe you littlefeet would call this "Some Personal News":
title screen for The Son of BigFoot
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
makes sense that Yetis would make the coolest customers
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Sassquatch @sassquatch18.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I believe you littlefeet would call this "Some Personal News":
title screen for The Son of BigFoot
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