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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@charlieangus104.bsky.social this is AI. The original poster said he made it. Please take it down. There's enough real hate in the world, we don't need the fake stuff.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mark... You HAVE to admit that you just like dipping in to have adversarial debates with us peasants.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Their website still proudly features Ms. Noem.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The best is yet to come my man.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Don't mess with (what we've been doing to) Texas (for the past 30 years!)!"
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Unserious people
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes those 98 million don't need any more motivation to stay home. They aren't coming to help anyone.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So Vought and Musk are rigging the election like last time. Cool.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Of course. How do you choose? How are they going to deem this person or that "gets to" shoot? I'd bet there'll be a billionaire or 2 mixed in with the soldiers.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The members of the firing squad will be infamous. How do you choose a team of people to permanently stain with this task?
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dude, that old man went RIGHT to pulling his hair. Cheap, old bastard.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He no longer controls the hand.... The hand controls him!
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I agree with this wholeheartedly Gord. However, BC ferries has damaged their own reputation in this Avenue (among many other avenues) by advertising BC ferries "Vacations" etc.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dude.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Samuel Sterns The Leader Marvel
ALT: Samuel Sterns The Leader Marvel
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So she said "No." and you impregnated her anyway or...
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you for your service.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would be awesome for @kaitlancollins.bsky.social to just say fuck it and yell "Wakey Wakey Mr. President!"
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What comes out?
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quebec doesn't let the rest of Canada control them. Don't expect they would bow to the Living Toilet.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Literally exactly this. It's not just him. It's them. The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE you guys.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Come on George you know full well that, at this point in time, every psychiatrist they'd interview would be doxxed and subsequently threatened by Ma and Pa Toothwhistle.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah I could eat.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cool. We're losing Brian and Seth so we can get more bullshit stories like this.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe you can share with him that we could tell! Through the screens and speakers we felt a person that is genuine, loves games and speaks Nintendo. All the love to our Super Ninfriendo.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"I'm really hoping they'll have pucks and everything like that."
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagine how much coke
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Clearly not soon enough.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck, I know. I knew as soon as I hit send.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes, but, Spiderman 3, when?
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So in fact, you helped fund this attack on yourself.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Looks like gender affirming care
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Most punch-worthy face on the planet right now.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Where is his handler to get him to put his teeth in?! Why does he sound like he has no teeth and dry crackers in his mouth? As long as I've been around, 40 years, it hasn't changed.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Big congrats Jared and team!
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Holy fuck I thought this was @coreyrforrester.bsky.social
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So he raped her.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
John Ossiff maybe the guy who can say "Trust me, bro." And you say "yeah ok."
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bruh. 🔥
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me too man
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Dr. Evil Says 'How About No'
Alt: Dr. Evil Says 'How About No'
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I mean, check his hard drive?
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Make sure you update your settings so your streams don't get used to train Amazon AI!
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You solve it the same way you solve the Microsoft issue... Sign out and turn off the platform one last time.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yes Gord. All of this stuff is still in the "wild West" phase and companies know this. They'll scrape our data and use it against us and our families for years to come. Think of generational information like this. "Get the brand your parents had..."
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's fine if it's cocaine.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey JD, fuck you, cunt. Respectively.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Guys, this is an objectively funny, deep cut "Step Brothers" gag and NO ONE has noticed.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I smoked pot with Mitch McConnell.
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sasslion.bsky.social @sasslion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
RIP.
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