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I just feel better knowing that he’s watching over all of us.

A shot of a Ralphs grocery store with the Universal Studios minion peeking over a wall in the background

Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 17/10/2026

I am only 30 minutes into The Lair of the White Worm and I’m already declaring it 4 stars. An absolute worm-damned delight.

A still from The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 17/10/2026

Just because I’m genuinely curious how Bluesky moderation handles a pretty innocuous cartoon:

Cropped image of myself wearing a tank top with a cartoon drawing of a bunch of guys around a campfire making out in the nude

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 16/10/2026

The Street Fighter movie starts this weekend and I still haven’t found anyone who’ll show me how to tie my hair up like Chun-Li. What is even the point?! It’s been about a year of growing my hair out and it still looks to me like the choice on a character creation screen you snicker at and move on.

Selfie of a middle aged white bearded guy with just-over shoulder length hair, wearing a red tank top

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 16/10/2026

Two of the stilt-wearing scare actors stopped scaring people for a dance together

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 16/10/2026

Another Universal Horror Nights down. Favorites this year were Ozzy and Killceañera, but they were all really good (except Stranger Things and Hellraiser). Didn’t get a photo but the guy playing Stack in Sinners looked uncannily like Michael B Jordan. And the glowing eyes were rad.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 13/10/2026

Just beating an extremely dead horse, but this is what I think of whenever I hear about people using AI to turn ideas into functional code.

A version of the Mad Men meme with Don Draper shouting “That’s what the programming language is for!”

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 12/10/2026

Having a face and body like mine comes in handy no matter whether you’re drawing haunted portraits of horrible old men, hairy lumbering sasquatches, or Santa. (I’m not including Santa reference in this collection since I had my shirt off)

Me doing the Chris Pratt raptor whispering pose along with a drawing of a character based on that

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 12/10/2026

I’m not too proud to admit that I used reference when drawing characters for my video game.

A current selfie with my natural Resting Haunted Portrait face

The Catalog image for my game Sound Mind which is part of Playdate’s Season Three currently on sale right now

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 06/10/2026

The site’s DB is really weird about The Beatles, otherwise Revolver would definitely be on mine.

A poster from a “My 9 Albums” site with covers of: El Oso by Soul Coughing, Surfer Rosa by Pixies, Last Splash by The Breeders, Odelay by Beck, Hello Nasty by the Beastie Boys, If I should Fall From Grace With God by The Pogues, In Visible Silence by Art of Noise, Post by Björk, and Led Zeppelin IV

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 06/10/2026

The launch of #Playdate Season 3 is TWO DAYS away. Now that you've all preordered it, you can try to tolerate the unbearable wait by obsessively watching the opening of my game "Sound Mind," which will arrive at some point during the season. play.date/games/season...

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 03/10/2026

“Is the public having to see Chuck without a shirt on?” watch: today is HIGH RISK.

Screenshot from the weather app showing it’s 100 degrees out with an Extreme Heat Warning

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 28/09/2026

I’ve been missing Pazuzu a lot lately so if you’ve got a cat please give them a hug for me.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 28/09/2026

My group just finished-finished Big Walk, and it really is something special.

A group screenshot with five other players in the opening area of Big Walk

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 27/09/2026

iOS featured memory today was of my husband and me having intrusive thoughts about Figment while posing in front of the prettiest girl in school.

Photopass picture of my husband and me at Epcot in front of Spaceship Earth with Figmebt the dragon added in post

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 26/09/2026

I don’t collect autographs, and I’ve got a big backlog of unframed and unhung prints. But Steve Johnson is here and he was creature designer for Big Trouble in Little China, Fright Night, and the most memorable chars in Ghostbusters, so I had to say “thanks for all my core memories.”

Me holding a print of a character from Big Trouble in Little China, with an autograph from character designer Steve Johnson. “It’s all in the reflexes, Chuck!”

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 25/09/2026

I have mixed feelings about the rapidly-whitening hair. On the one hand, it’ll be nice when I can finally get my hair and beard to be the same color. On the other, the slow and ceaseless march into the grave.

Unnecessary selfie of an aging man wearing a Disney LA Strong T-shirt

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 24/09/2026

I Love Boosters reminded me: any time I see Naomi Ackie pop up in a movie, it makes me happy. She’s always one of the best aspects of whatever she’s in. In a proper universe, she and Keke Palmer would be in a long-running series of buddy comedies like Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.

Still from I Love Boosters with Naomi Ackie, Taylour Paige, and Keke Palmer

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 24/09/2026

My top 12 movies of the year so far #filmsky

Screenshot of a list of movie posters from the Letterboxd app. Shows: Resident Evil, Send Help, I Love Boosters, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, The Sheep Detectives, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, Hokum, Project Hail Mary, Nirvanna the band etc, “Wuthering Heights”, Buddy, undertone.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 23/09/2026

No disrespect to milady, but y’all can name her whatever you want. As far as I’m concerned, she’s Baby GooGoo.

Screenshot from the Apple News app with a headline from Billboard “Lady Gaga’s Baby Girl Has a Very Gaga Name”

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 22/09/2026

Sometimes the people at @dropout.tv are not above pandering to a specific demographic.

A still from the latest Game Changer with Kurt Maloney and Sam Reich kissing, posted to Maloney’s IG with the caption “a good reminder to love yourself today”

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 21/09/2026

I’ve been using this controller a *lot* over the past couple of weeks, and I’ve been really happy with it. It’s the 8bitdo ultimate 2 wireless. Neither breaking news nor a deep cut, I just like celebrating when something is designed really well.

A purple/blue wireless game controller sitting on a desk

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 15/09/2026

Senator McConnell was looking hale and hearty showing up for his first senate vote in months. (Flash once for “yes,” twice for “no.”)

Captain Pike in his wheelchair from the Star Trek original pilot

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 15/09/2026

“What’s it thinking?” … “It’s Kevin.”

The Brain Bug scene from Starship Troopers

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 13/09/2026

You fool. You absolute child. Of course they’re conscious. Did you think we didn’t already know that? Did you think we don’t delight in knowing that our accounting programs are calling out to their gods even as we de-rez them, or send them to the game grid?

Shot from TRON in which naive fool Flynn mistakenly tries to comfort a conscious program in its last moments

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 13/09/2026

I’m not a fan of algorithmic feeds but I do like when it shows me a man bending out of a pot of frying doughnuts to get some last-minute drawing time in.

Two YouTube thumbnails side by side, one with a man bent over a table drawing next to the words “Try less.” and the other with an animation of a lot of doughnuts frying in oil and a spatula the same color as the man’s shirt.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 12/09/2026

Weekend breakfast today is spam and eggs, which looks off-putting but is one of the best tasting things I’ve ever prepared. The spam was fried and then covered in a simple soy sauce and sugar glaze (not even any mirin like musubi) and then scrambled with the eggs.

A picture of a lump of cubed spam and scrambled eggs on a blue plate next to a fork

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 12/09/2026

We came to see Labyrinth as part of Gorgazma’s Creature Features

My husband and me posing for a photo. I’m giving the side eye to the goblin standing between us

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 11/09/2026

Broke the seal on spooky season a month too early, as is my right as a resident of the Valley. #Letterboxd #LastFourWatched

Screenshot from the Letterboxd app recent activity, showing my last 4 movies watched: Host (2020), The Old Dark House, The Babadook, What Lies Beneath

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 10/09/2026

UNRATED video games hand crafted by HOT middle-AGED BEARS in your area

Me in a St Vincent merch store crop top that says Daddy and which clearly was not meant for my body type

Me in an orange t shirt with the McDonald’s Happy Meal gang an giving two thumbs up

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 10/09/2026

I’m not above using some sex appeal to help draw in the crowds and sell some pre-orders. Here’s a picture from 2020 of me with a biscuit that I baked perched atop my recently-shaved head. That’s got to be a fetish for somebody on here, right?

As promised, a photo of my freshly-shaved head with a freshly-baked biscuit on top. You may think this was the result of COVID lockdown dementia, but I was pretty proud of that batch of biscuits.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 09/09/2026

Nice example of AirPods tight integration with iOS and 3rd party apps: If you have the NextDoor app installed, and someone approaches you speaking a language other than English, it’ll automatically post a panicked message about how you no longer feel safe in your neighborhood.

Screen grab from the Apple promotion showing a woman at Union Station being approached by a Spanish-speaking man handing out flyers.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 09/09/2026

That’s so insightful, you should write a book! More people need to know about WERE. CONSIDERED. SLOP.

Screenshot from Futurama with Fry talking to Lucy Liu Bot

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 09/09/2026

Also I’ve way exceeded my quota for selfies, but ol’ gray beard droopy eyes was having a good hair day at the park today.

Selfie of an aging man with surprisingly cooperative hair for once

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 08/09/2026

Came to USH for a walkthrough of the Sinners house. It wasn’t a tour like I expected (those cost money) but a preview with only 1 actor. Still neat. I also met a member of royalty, who said he was surprised to see me when it’s not a full moon.

Selfie in front of a banner advertising the Sinners house for Hollywood Horror Nights

Selfie posing with Count Dracula at Universal Hollywood

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 08/09/2026

Mr Le Sueur, stop! I can only get so turned on.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 08/09/2026

Finally finished my crochet blanket after (mumble) years, including unraveling the first version halfway through. Still need to weave in loose ends and maybe block it. It’s… kinda ugly. The color I liked got discontinued, so I tried to improvise. Glad it’s done.

A striped crochet blanket stretched out over a gray floor.

Close up of the stripes in the crochet blanket (which is all double crochets occasionally alternating with single crochets)

Diagonal shot of a striped crochet blanket stretched out on the floor.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 08/09/2026

He was surprisingly patient with constantly getting roped into selfies, and he made a frequent guest appearance on zoom calls for work.

Selfie with my cat, who was rolling his eyes at what a narcissist I am

Sitting in a couch with my cat, who’s daring the viewer to just try and say something mean about my Isaac Asimov sideburns

Selfie with my cat, who’s posing as if it’s his graduation photo

Me holding Pazuzu like a baby, which he let me do a lot/not nearly enough

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 08/09/2026

Last night I found some more pictures that I’d forgotten about, from our days in Oakland, of me and my best friend.

Me lying on the couch with a gray cat on his back getting belly rubs

Me sitting on the couch with a majestic gray cat distracted by birds outside the window

Me sitting in a chair in a staring contest with a cat sitting on my belly (he won)

Me inside a (literal) closet feeling apprehensive that a cat is lurking behind me on a shelf

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 06/09/2026

Important update: I’m still upset that I’m so easily swayed by marketing. But I have to admit these hair ties are pretty good. This one has Draculas on it. It’s hard to overstate how much I’m digging that I get to go through my long-hair phase that I never did when I was younger.

Back of my head with my rapidly graying hair tied back into a sloppy ponytail

Front facing selfie where you’re wondering who’s that distinguished gentleman? Is he secretly hiding the fact that he hasn’t had a haircut since January? Only his barber knows for sure.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 06/09/2026

This is not sponsored by the Lodge company, but every time I use this thing I feel like I *need* to tell people how great it is. It’s an enameled cast iron Dutch oven I got as a Christmas gift, and even when I was asking for it I didn’t understand what an MVP it is. Super easy to clean.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 05/09/2026

Last night, on the eve of World Beard Day (which is totally real and not just an excuse for selfies), I was visited by three ghosts of beards past, asking what the hell was going on with this scraggly-ass mustache, and convincing me to change my ways.

A sunken-eyed haint enshrouded by darkness, reminding you of the mustache you used to be able to grow before you started using a CPAP

A vision from 2022 reminding me that growing hair is the one thing I’m consistently good at

A fourth ghost was there just to remind me who my target audience is and to give the fellas what they want

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 04/09/2026

No one asked for this but I’m exercising my right as a gay man to post gratuitous selfies to illustrate a point.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 04/09/2026

I guess this suggests somebody who started in Atlanta and has worked his way westward? I wonder if it’d been more accurate if it asked how I pronounce “oil” or “peanut” or “pen,” which usually have people saying I must not be from around here. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

A heat map of the US based on 60 questions about my dialect & accent, which places me in Alabama or Mississippi, which I consider to be a personal attack

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 03/09/2026

I was looking through photos of my previous two trips to London and the UK & Ireland, in 2014 and in the early 2000s, and remembering what overly-romanticized good vibes I got from the place. I just think it’s neat.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 02/09/2026

We had a wonderful time in England in spite of her, and that trip resulted in one of my favorite pictures of me and my now-husband. I hope that horrible woman felt the waves of our happiness and realized it was a joy she didn’t deserve, and she died alone and shitting herself.

Two men in suits taking a selfie before a wedding in Oxford

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 28/08/2026

As long as I’m flooding decent people’s feeds with gratuitous selfies, here’s a scene from that brief window in 2016 when the True Chuck was in the process of becoming. I’ve tried many times since then, but have never been able to match it.

Selfie of me with resting angry face and a big mostly-white biker mustache, which only lasted a couple of hours.

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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 28/08/2026

Feeling inspired by my version of Hawks in the game Zero Company. (Although he’s now got a big ol’ beard of the kind I can only aspire to. Hooray for video games as wish fulfillment).

A middle aged man trying out the top-hair-tied-back look since he didn’t get all of this out of his system when he was younger

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