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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Soo, Jehovah's Witnesses mail folks shit now if you don't come to the door? Fuck me.

A letter from Jehovah's Witnesses containing a tract about what the key to a happy family is (hint: the answer is Jehovah,because of fucking course it is)

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Happy Halloween from me, Gloomy Panda and Grumpy-Stein. I'm gonna go eat frozen pizza and watch Death Becomes Her.

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

It won't last but Goddess,is it beautiful 😢

A wall room thermometer that says 69°F-71°F

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

GODDAMMIT, I JUST WANNA TAKE A PISS IN PEACE!! GO AWAY!! This is literally the worst time for you to be begging for pats,dude.

A white cat , sitting and staring intently at his human's sister in the bathroom (offscreen).

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Holy Hera on a hockey stick, the full post is worse. She needs therapy. Alt text added by me,all typos are fully hers.

A screenshot of Azealia Banks tweet
"OK in Donald Trumps defense-fucking 14 year old girls was really only made a social taboo in the 1990's
My grandmother was born in 1927 and had her first child when she was 12.
Teenage pregnancy only became frowned upon with the rise of Jerry Springer and I can be honest about the fact that I was old enough to choose,seduce and decide to fuck grown ass men when I was 15

I really don't get why Women are fronting like they weren't fucking 40 year Olds at 15 like come on now
I'm honestly not surprised or mad at Trump for getting some 15 year old pussy because those were the times.

Goodnight USA for fucking ever.

Now ... if he was fucking a TEN YEAR OLD???? .... We have a problem.

But if the girls were 13+,-who cares move on

(Transcriber note: I feel sick typing this and now I'm gonna go clean my eyes)

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

This just popped into my feed. Should I listen to it?

A screenshot of the song Lockjaw from something by Sir-Mix-A-Lot called Nasty Bangers (Songs To Throw It Back To). The cover is of a chibi-fied Mix-A-Lot next to a chibi-fied Black woman winking and throwing it back.

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

God,I'm getting so tired of getting emails saying I'm part of a Class Action Lawsuit against something I used that I thought was innocuous and being told that the price for illegally selling my data is a few bucks per person. Today's Subject: Fucking Gamestop!

An email from ??? about the Lawsuit Aldana v Gamestop and how I might be entitled to settlement money because Gamestop sold my data after I bought a game from their website.

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

I fucking hate humans sometimes, man. Tl;Dr,this poor woman was harassed to the point of taking her own life. SAVEAFOX and Mikayla's videos helped get me through some really dark times so this hurts to see. I hope you're playing with all the best foxes and other wildlife on the other side,hon.

A screenshot of a video entitled "An unimaginable loss for the rescue." The thumbnail is of the now-deceased Co-founder of Save-A-Fox Rescue Mikayla Raines. She's smiling and hold one of their black foxes.

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I just got this in my reccomended and Wtf did Orchard say/do that she ended up getting a video on her from CRISPY of all people? I'm torn because I'm curious but I've also spent a good 5-6 yrs now successfully avoiding her and her content and I don't wanna break that.

A Thumbnail for a video called "This "Pick-Me" Doesn't Understand BG3"
The caption in the Thumbnail says Lily Orchard Vs. BG3

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I have pics of the first one I made if you wanna see. It's basically just a chocolate ganache covered two-layer chocolate cake with ermine (boiled milk frosting) filling in between the layers. The one I'm making today (or tomorrow, if this rain doesn't stop) will be the 3rd time I've made it.

A Ding-Dong Cake with a slice removed, showing off the ermine filling on the inside, sitting on a white cake carrying tray.

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I made this order, like, 3 hrs ago and forgot about it because I got swept up in work. It's just now showing up.

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Agreed. I think you might also have a bot in your replies

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Good goddess, yes! I've also seen comparisons to Madame and Billy The Puppet ,which would be fucked up if she wasn't so evil and it wasn't so accurate. Like,she was already doing too much when I was a teen but now she's pure,unadulterated uncanny valley.

The cover of Madame: My Misbegotten Memoirs as told by Wayland Flowers.

A picture a Billy The Puppet from the Saw franchise.

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Lmao, what the fuck? They're still around.

A screenshot of the Publishers Clearing House (yes,really) bluesky account

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Also, not to stray too far from the initial point, what in the flippity, flappity fuck is "right-woke"?

snippet from the original posts pic focused on the sentence "This is also the most authoritarian 'right-woke' nonsense I've come across in a while."

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Reposted pic of the top of the article with alt text. The actual article is in the post

EXCLUSIVE
Jonathan Majors admits to strangling ex-girlfriend in newly unearthed audio
The actor is heard admitting to having "agressed" Grace Jabbari during a 2022 fight.
By Cheyenne Roundtree
The image is of Majors' doofy, woman-assaulting face

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Oh,I also got this cool sticker for my phone! I feel like it fits since I am short and angry at the world in general😂.

An all pink phone sticker with a chihuahua on it that has "I will bite this whole fucking world" written by it in white in all caps.

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

More pics! Shout out to @natrodgersart.bsky.social (I think this is her @,if not I'm sorry) for the awesome art I bought from her. Her style of cursing mixed with cute and not-so-cute animals speaks to me,especially post election. If you see her IRL, buy something. You won't regret it.

A Sarah (left) ,A Misa (middle) and a Light,all holding Death Notes

A canvas painting of a white bird saying "I will eat your fucking eyeballs".

A poster of a possum that says "I faked my own death and my problems still tried to eat me"

A poster of a side-eying flamingo. It says "it's not my circus, but I can still watch the clowns."

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I got to high-five Dante Basco (3rd children, unite!) ,I rolled (and lost) against Robbie Daymond, got my Death Note signed by Brian, Alessandro and (best/favorite Nightcrawler, do not @ me) Brad. There's so much more but it's hard to type out. Tl;Dr ,it rocked!

OP (Left) shooting the peace sign with Robbie Daymond (right)

OP (left) with the OG Vegeta Brian Drummond (middle left) and sibs Aolani (middle right) ,Korina (right) and Bird (bottom left-ish)

OP (Left) with L himself Alessandro Juliani

OP (left) with Brad "Light Yagami, best Nightcrawler" Swaile. Yes,he is holding a potato chip.

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Oh yeah,I never talked about how the con went ,did I ? Let me rectify that. IT WAS AWESOME,I'm still on cloud 9. This was pretty much the first year where I got to meet everyone I wanted. All the guests were soooo fucking nice ,I got to hug most of them (some ,like Khary, hugged ME first!)

OP (right) taking a happy dorky photo w/ Khary Payton.

OP (Left) looking like dork trash next to Dante Basco (Right)

A replica Death Note signed by
(top to bottom)
Alessandro Juliani (with "I'm L" written by his name in Blue sharpie),
Brian Drummond (with "Ryuk" written in silver sharpie and a shiny, red apple drawn in sharpie by it), and Brad Swaile (with KIRA signed by his signature in blood red sharpie)

OP (middle right) looking horrified with Ajani (left) ,Marty "Courage The Cowardly Dog" Grabstein (middle left) ,Bird (who looks more excited than scared ,bottom right) and Korina (right)

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Day one of AnimeFest done! Now time to grab the traditional post-Con Whataburger and soak my feet for tomorrow.

OP ,wearing a grey kN95 ,leaning against a grey wall. She looks tired as fuck.

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I GOT TO MEET/HUG BILL FARMER!!!! (Ignore how doofy I look). Child me's heart is singing.

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Hey,how do y'all dog proof your trash cans? There's been a trio of stray pitbulls roaming the neighborhood for the past few wks and they've been tearing through our stuff with predictable results. We usually put heavy things on top of the lids to keep cats/possums out but it's clearly not working.

A yard with a torn up black garbage bag in it and trash strewn about (presumably by the neighborhood dogs).

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Reposted with alt text Also,why would anyone want a car they can't sell? That's never made sense to me.

Description: a screenshot with a picture of a dingy but clean Tesla with it's front and rear tires slashed and flattened parked on the street.
Post text : "New Orleans should be avoided if you have a CT!
Parked near parade route and had the side spray painted and Nazi written in lipstick. Got that all removed and last night after a parade two tires were punctured. With the hatred of Musk being taken out on CT owners, I'm considering selling but I signed a contract indicating I can't sell within a year. Does anyone know if this is enforced?"

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

It's always Fuck Bill Clinton o'clock here but it's funny that styxenhammer the partner-beating Neo-Nazi here thought he had any right to comment. Like, you suck ass as a person too,my guy. You can both get in the bin.

A loser in a youtube video entitled "Girls Won't Date Me Because of Feminism Pt. 2/19"

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SarTheDarkOne(She/They) @sarthedarkone.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Skills I didn't know I'd still be using in my late 20's : Knowing how to fashion a doll dress out of tin foil and/or paper towels. (Please ignore the background clutter)