Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i just realized my ADHD ass has had read receipts on for months and i have probably unintentionally offended so many people in that time 110
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was gonna say, Noel's being awful cavalier for a guy who got put in The Device. his ability to perform for Crystal knows no bounds (or maybe he just blocked it out) 050
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026those prices are craaazy, i'd compare with price.blueberrypharmacy.comprice.blueberrypharmacy.comCheck Prices | Blueberry PharmacyCalculate estimated cash prices for your medications at Blueberry Pharmacy. Get instant pricing with real-time drug information and allergen details. 111
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my Zelle is primarily for getting drip-fed $5 data class action settlements every few months 020
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026calvin and hobbes memes are just the extremely online person equivalent of calvin peeing truck stickers. you are needlessly iterating on perfection 010
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i can't believe i had to THWAIT so long to learn this mnemonic GOLD! 010
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026between Guybrush Threepwood and Bobcat Goldthwait I always forget which one is the real guy and which one is the video game guy 130
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026who's got two thumbs and is trying to use unicode 18.0 emoji before they've been implemented by most platforms? this guyyyy 020
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"What is it, a baseball or something? What is it, cheese? C'mon, it's a planet." — Isaac Mizrahi on the moon. Where he goes wrong is that I am pretty sure nothing says a baseball can't also be a planetyoutube.comQVC Hosts Debate the Moon - Just What Is It?YouTube video by Chris Nelson 2160
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've never actually been to Star Lake... I imagine the area is also not pedestrian-friendly enough to park before the choke point and walk from there? 110
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026no, we got married on 9/13! they are just doing multiple different 9/11 memorial games apparently 😭 010
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Larry Daviding our way into getting trouble for saying "Happy anniversary" at a baseball game 010
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's been an exhausting year so we decided to have a very low-key first wedding anniversary. Go to a festival in WV and stop at an Altoona Curve game on the way home. When we bought tickets the game promo was TBA. We have now learned the theme. It's Flight 93 Memorial Night! 210
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my job lately has revolved around anti-phishing work and I keep thinking about getting myself a Phish shirt as a funny joke for myself. but i think it will be less funny when I discover how many people in life are Phish fans and want to talk about it all the time 040
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I regret to inform you that me and the Daily Mail were both correct 021
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Passkeys actually aren't too bad at all. As long as your physical device + password to that device aren't both stolen by the same entity. 010
Reposted by Sarcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149193715
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Did you end up going last night? I did end up opting to recharge at home and I'm so heartbroken to hear what happened. Andy and Enjoy both deserve a happier ending. 100
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I will let you know if I do! I‘m getting home from a trip tomorrow and will make a choice by Weds evening assuming it isn’t sold out by then 110
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026let us never forget that Elon Musk and Grimes got together over a Roko’s Basilisk joke 010
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i’m torn! i really want to but I have also had a stupidly busy past couple of weeks and I might just need to rot at home this weekend. the FOMO is real though 100
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026my job is remote so i don’t have any direct connections at my company unfortunately but I’ve been keeping an eye on Wabtec since it seems stable and close to my house and they’re often hiring for HR roles 110
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026fond memories of going to Appleton Oktoberfest with another LU german major and thinking we were the only people there in legit Tracht… until we ran into some Bavarian Kimberly-Clark employees who were visiting HQ. they showed us up! 010
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026hey check this out [tries to kickflip and fucks it up] no wait [rewinds with my Click (2006) remote] hey check this out [fucks it up again] no wait 030
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sad news. Enjoy has had an amazing run and taught me a lot about what pro wrestling can and should be. I'm glad they are ending on a high note. 130
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026did you see Jeff Mangum's players' weekend bats? your theory is sound. especially because you mentioned a cool guy and then I instinctively brought up a different cool guy, which is the archetypal pokemon / baseball conversation 0121
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026hadn't heard that before. it's bad! alternate strip ending where sebastian puts on the bastille version for swan boy as if to say "yeah, I totally like Green Day" 020
Reposted by SarDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I love that weird "I Voted" stickers has become a thing donmoynihan.substack.com/p/bureaucrat...donmoynihan.substack.comBureaucratic and human aestheticsGovernments should ask the public to co-produce more of its art 930046
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i'm the guy who secretly likes Pompeii and even I can't stand AJR 230
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026can't help but read "fucked up dick" to the tune of Pumped Up Kicks 100
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026people don’t do flash photography much anymore, which is a bummer because it’s a great way to bring out your pet’s inner cryptid 010
Sar @sarr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026…or Thick Glizzy? Paul Skenes call me I have a great sponsorship proposal 020
Reposted by Sarmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/08/2026TWO CRABS ENTER. ONE CRAB LEAVES. TONIGHT! AT THE BUCKET 8875142
Reposted by Sardave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183694
