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Real life fake internet dragon. He/Him 18+ A bit timid about engaging.

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七竜 @nanadragon4.bsky.social · 12h
大ピンチ #ドット絵 #pixelart #トルネコの大冒険
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My character would absolutely keep a small treasure hoard if he could afford it. If caught with one, he'd blame it on being a dragon, because it'd be easier for him to lie about that than admit he already had a covetous side when he was human. As for me personally, I blame it on video games.
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𝕴svoc 🌿 @isvoc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tanz the Draconic Beast 🐉 Commission for @arcalis.bsky.social 💙 [ #art | #dragon ]
Big, beefy mammalian dragon. Took many brush strokes to get this fur to be so lush! 8)
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⸺𝐘𝐔𝐘𝐀. @yuyake24.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[ᴡᴇʀᴇᴛᴏʙᴇʀ] ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴄᴀʟᴇꜱ
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like to imagine that, whenever my character has to deal with humans, he wears a giant hooded cloak to conceal as much of his body as possible. Maybe a wooden mask too. And because he's still too intimidating for people to raise a fuss, he mistakenly thinks it's a good disguise for entering towns.
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VampArts: Commissions [OPEN] @vamparts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just some lil doodles~ #scribbles I
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otn @nasnto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
竜の王
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a really good custom quest I played last year called Stellar Seas that made me forget at times that I was even playing a Zelda Classic game at all.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting your wisdom teeth removed is dental himbofication.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I like my punctuation enough that I add it even when using my phone's speech-to-text feature, speaking it out loud so it gets added to my texts. But I got so used to doing it that one day, after receiving a pizza, I told the delivery person "Thank you and have a nice day period."
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•13• @starlordzendo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The dragon hoard trope, but it's blow
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aKira @tatsuminoakira.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
サブskebリクエストありがとうございました!
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dang, Kaepora Gaebora's got some hooters on him in the OoT remake.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's our problem-free Philosophy He goon on my tatas~
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Casting a curse that inflicts your characters with pillow shading.
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Scintilla🔜PawCon @scintillavt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey! It's Biceptember! Starting off the month with bicep exercises all month! Traditional Art night Art by @lazy-llama.bsky.social
A hot sexy anthro tiger man taking a selfie in the mirror
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Been on Vyvanse for about a week and the difference feels so astounding, wowie. Like my brain's finally loosened up and less tangled than before.
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Babanasaur @babanasaur.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fullbody image completed featuring Sarm!
art of a monster with wings reading a small book sitting on a tree stump
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thank you again for taking my commission! I still love how he came out.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If a macro commits a microaggression, do the size differences cancel out?
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Scribblesquab @scribsquab.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Buff birb Com
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🍊🍊
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Florida's Big Naturals Orange Juice
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G'zarri 🌲 @godraviazarri.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me and @silverhammock.bsky.social
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Feeling bored to the point of frustration, but also feeling unable to push myself to do anything, is such an annoying self-originating problem. I just want to give myself a shake and yell "GO FIND SOME FUN" as if that would fix it.
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DragonBlerd_Art @dragonblerd-art.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Green Dragon
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Cactii🪴 @zaps.boltie.art · 03/08/2026
I FORGOT TO ADVERTISE THIS BUT ROUND 2 RIGHT NOW
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Marked as graphic to blur it out too, just in case. Shame there's no proper spoiler tag for these things.
Spoilers for Mina the Hollower: Endgame scene.
At the dinner scene, Mina (also renamed as Butt) shouts "Monsters! Birthed by our Butts! Thou cast Butty into one - he was twisted into a butt, just like the rest!"
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Putting the screenshot in a reply for the sake of masking endgame spoilers, but Mina the Hollower's Victorian Butt mode sure has made for some interesting dialogue.
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Simon Hintermann @aurumek.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Today is my birthday (turning 30), which is the only time each year when I ask you for a repost should you like my art. Have a good day! 🦦🌿✨️ - Simon
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Trust me, this look is in for dark lords this year!" A proactive imp tries to solve my character's wardrobe woes. Mind who you confide in for fashion advice! Commission from @weretoons.bsky.social, whose style instantly charmed me and gave me the idea to ask for this. #furry #furryart
A cartoony design of my dragon character receiving a magical spontaneous wardrobe change from a nearby imp. He's wearing a dark robe with a blue trim, a pair of red rings, a giant bone fastened to the sash, and a pair of eyeball pendants looped around his upper wing claws.
My character itself is primarily purple in color with a beige secondary color, and yellow mane trailing his spine.
The imp is about waist-height, red skin with devilish wings, tail, and horns with the lower half of his body like that of a goat. He's got an excited grin on his face, clearly excited about his own handiwork.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
MEN FEAR ME WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME (I am vulnerable to status effects)
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DocJay Dino Blacksmith @docjay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Name Krockomimic Species: Retired Warrior Description: Krockomimic is a pokemon known for its creativity during battles, finding ways not to harm other pokemon. The scar on it body are indication of the battles it won #pokemon #fakemon #Vtuber
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Watching someone play through chapter 5 of Deltarune and only NOW am I seeing this sprite properly as Flowery holding Asgore over his head. This whole time, my brain saw the topiary as a back shot of Asgore with unnaturally svelte legs and defined ass, doing a sassy walk with his hands on his hips.
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ぷっくん @pukkunn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
このお腹でてるドラゴンが寝たときの背中の丸みがとても栄養になるんですよ
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
With a user tag like that, it would've been a crime not to greet them with this emote. (I then got dogwalked but it was worth it)
I'm easily amused, so when Rivals of Aether 2's casual matchmaker put me up against an opponent named "RIVALS 2 SUCKS FURRY BALLS", I immediately went for the innuendo by greeting them with the emote text "BONE UP!"
("Bone Up" is normally the announcement for leveling up in Mina the Hollower)
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Sidj6 (🔞) @sidj6.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🏞🔵
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Attempt #2 at trying hard mode classic with Forsburn sure went differently, haha. I just wanted to start the CPU Clairen as close to the edge as possible. I didn't expect her to leap off, and it took a moment to remember "oh yeah, ledgehogging is a thing". Saved me several dozen deaths, at least.
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LUXE(ルーク) @bearluxe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
セト
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A new/bad player's initial experience with Rivals of Aether 2, as shown by his arcade scores. (Each game over adds a minute to the overall time, and I boobed on the target test on all three runs) -Forsburn- Easy: 8:46.00 Medium: 12.29.20 Hard: ~°˖✧ 1:36:39.60 ✧˖°~
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I want a targeted amnesia pill so I can experience Mina the Hollower for the first time all over again. What a great game.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I remember once asking what you'd call a group of noodle dragons. Someone suggested "an umami?" and it's been in my head ever since.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
They all look adorable done up like that. The scared dragon relief on the shield made me laugh when I saw it, too.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Half-heard Smash Bros Melee commentary that made my head spin. "It's like if you end up with a gay son later, but he makes good soup. You may have to pay for the wedding, but what if it's really good soup."
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
That's an awesome perspective piece, and it's cool to see where the inspiration for it came from. I don't think I've ever seen a dragon drawn from that kind of angle before.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
From babanasaur.bsky.social. :) I wanted a trimmed "enviorama-lite" in between two commission offers and he was happy to oblige, with great results. I don't know if my character will ever have concrete lore but I imagine him as a curious magic apprentice. Here, he's practicing water conjuration.
A piece from Babanasaur. Here, my dragon character is sitting on a tree stump, reading from a book, and casting a spell to create a small spring of water, though he can only manage a small amount. Which is probably for the best, because if he made it much more potent, he'd end up accidentally hosing himself down. Even now, he's still not practicing quite as safely as he thinks he is! He's wearing a basic forest-green cloth that's loosely draped around his torso.
The idea I had for this was it taking place some nondescript time after his transformation, when the shock has worn off, he's had some time to start adjusting and accepting his new self, and his curiosity for magic starts to return to him.
#furryart #dragon
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Luckily-timed with #behemay, a fun quick sketch of my guy by @ramensalt.bsky.social! His cartoony style made this perfect. As a behemoth makes up much of his design, I'd like to imagine their magical meteor-themed quirks sometimes get in the way when he casts a spell. #furryart #monster #dragon
A commissioned black-and-gray doodle of a robed behemoth dragon wizard accidentally clonking himself on the head from his own conjured meteorite. He's off-balance from the impact and barely balancing on one foot, sporting a silly pained look on his face, and ready to fall over. The fiery meteorite keeps going after bouncing off of him.
Below is some pixelated text, made to parody an old RPG text line, which says "Sarm casts Meteorite (level 1)".
He's wearing a simple robe and clutching an undersized wand in his right foreclaws. Really, it's a miracle he hasn't dropped it, what with his lack of thumbs and all.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Balance suggests the possibility of going too far the other way into Big Bulky Booty, and I don't think I'm prepared for that.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A cat's favorite console is the pspsps.
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Sarm @sarm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If you don't mind me asking, what's the story behind him being in a dumpster before being found?
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