Sign in

David Sarin

@sarinwrapped.bsky.social
208 followers 117 following 1.3K posts

Outsider artist, manic 40K enthusiast, caffeine-fueled flesh machine, horrible bastard extraordinaire | ko-fi.com/sarinwrapped if you're nasty

PostsRepliesMedia
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 18h
Paid again, can breathe again for a moment *breathes* Ok, enough of that Next up, negotiate to get the rest of this week off so I can get my rickety ankles and knees checked by a doctor
010
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Massive thanks to everyone who's chipped in so far! We truly appreciate it
000
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welp, I have about five bucks to last my wife and me until Thursday again Please consider making a donation if you can, every little bit helps ko-fi.com/sarinwrapped
ko-fi.com
Support Sarinwrapped
Support Sarinwrapped
016
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[Unhinged screaming intensifies]
000
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watched Obsession with the wife Me to her during the end credits: Well! That was an excellent movie, and now we never have to watch it again
020
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, when the evil robots peeled their faces off for the first time Spooked my brother and me so bad, our family had to leave the theater
000
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RIP Marjoe Gortner, Starcrash wouldn't have been the same glorious pile of pure sci-fi cheese without you
051
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1. RIP Tim Curry, honorary Muppet 2. Indy's a better horror actor than some humans I've watched 3. Have we mentioned it's ***THE 70S***/Finally, a sport MORE violent than hockey 4. Laughs at and pisses all over the mere idea of the Bechdel Test #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
0210
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Crow technically has not just one zombie, but a whole band of Xian zombie vampires
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult
000
Reposted by David Sarin
Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
239161914220
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Giorno Giovanna: Iconic Anime Character
Alt: BUON GIORNO
010
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YAAAAAY!
010
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"YoU haVeN't ChIpPed In yEt" Maybe because it feels like every time I step outside of the house, I lose thirty bucks
010
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking political spam texts got a lot of nerve trying to guilt-trip me into sending them money Get back to me when I'm not wondering if I'll be subsisting on the Thin White Duke diet (bell peppers and milk) in a week
110
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you hear some insipid song that includes the line "everybody loves the sunshine" in the chorus, but you live in Texas, wear mostly black, and are fighting skin cancer
021
Reposted by David Sarin
Flex @mechamacgyver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Secretary of the Interior Crocodile Alligator
05420
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Much as I love Robert Eggers' filmography so far, we really don't need yet ANOTHER take on Romeo and Juliet since the greatest adaptation of all time was already released back in 1996
John Leguizamo grateful that he'll be remembered for something other than a bizarre Super Mario adaptation Mercutio (center) welcoming everyone to the Dr. Frank-n-Furter mansionThe Monty Pythons or whatever, I don't read playsThe sickest rave spot of the '90s
130
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Blame Toonami/Adult Swim for at least a couple of these my9animes.com/en
000
Reposted by David Sarin
Ted Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 20/09/2026
Teaching Neuromancer this semester, and I'm proud to say that a CS undergrad in my class invented this joke independently
141546211
Reposted by David Sarin
How Much in Bison Dollars? @hmibisondollars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not now, babe. I gotta tell people how much things are in Bison dollars.
0105
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1. Wasn't expecting the part that Combichrist sampled about 20 yrs ago 2. Another tiresome slog where most of the cast are bastards 3. Excellent documentary, would watch again 4. A 1 1/2-hr commercial for The Ramones #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
090
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
000
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I didn't really need ANOTHER reason to hate that movie, but here we are
000
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dig if you will, THIS picture I've been sitting on this wonderful and terrible idea for a Daemon Prince conversion for over a year and I'm excited to finally throw it all together
0131
Reposted by David Sarin
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
227131693349
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source.
It all started with a badly-timed bald joke!
051
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Celebrating 25 years of Toxicity youtu.be/1xD2ItImFEU
youtu.be
System Of A Down - Deer Dance (Official Audio)
YouTube video by systemofadownVEVO
011
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RIP Mike McFarland Crazy to think that there's a very real chance that I threw down on the dance floor at the goth club with the voice of Master Roshi himself on at least one occasion, if not several. He will be missed
static.klipy.com
Master Roshi Dancing on the Beach
ALT: Master Roshi Dancing on the Beach
000
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Posting this on this warm and sunny September 10th morning for absolutely no reason whatsoever youtu.be/-dj6udCPF5M?...
youtu.be
In the Neck
YouTube video by Revolting Cocks - Topic
000
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Homer Simpson's Distracted Mind
ALT: The Simpsons: Homer Simpson's Distracted Mind
021
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
static.klipy.com
J Jonah Jameson Slander
ALT: J Jonah Jameson Slander
110
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Really, the number of people who WEREN'T perfectly cast in both movies can be counted on one hand* *Thank you, Thing
011
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Make a movie scarier: The Unzipped Fly
020
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
While I'm glad I've been successfully resisting going native, apparently I should move to Maine and star in a Stephen King story
020
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you've ever wanted to see a puppet reenactment of Blixa Bargeld kicking the shit out of a naked Gibby Haynes, now is the time 11/10 doc, deserves an Oscar, won't get one
000
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm here to see a surfer about a butthole
120
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Irvine Welsh, Terry Pratchett, Franz Kafka
010
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nobody: Me, intentionally mishearing a song lyric at work: EVERYONE JUMP ON THE PEE STAIN
010
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Movies I haven't/will have seen in theaters this year, after Monday: ❌Backrooms ❌Obsession ❌The Odyssey ❌Spider-Man ❌Project Hail Mary ❌Super Mario Galaxy ✔️Butthole Surfers doc
020
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tickets acquired, seeing the Butthole Surfers documentary on Monday
120
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
130
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
..."Legend" pun completely intended
010
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly, and now the news about Tim Curry has me yelling "God DAMMIT" loud enough to be heard across the house RIP to another legend, at least he's finally escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
220
Reposted by David Sarin
jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
430301155260
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton, the world lost another legend today
010
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damn, maybe he and Snoop should get in the studio and record "The Chronic if it Sucked Ass"
010
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Taking the house goblin to the vet this afternoon, here's hoping Macey's doing okay after the scare she gave us over the weekend House goblin meme for levity
010
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In the meantime, if work keeps trying to assign me tasks for someone at a healthier weight (like, y'know, someone who DOESN'T have cancer), I'm gonna turn into this guy
static.klipy.com
Aphex Twin Come To Daddy
ALT: Aphex Twin Come To Daddy
010
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Looking at myself in the mirror and realizing that all I need at the moment is a truly Nietzschian mustache (or a small rodent to glue to my upper lip) in order to cosplay Bill Skarsgard's take on Count Orlock www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOMc...
youtube.com
The Frail
YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails - Topic
110
David Sarin @sarinwrapped.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
1. The movie that almost had Henry Rollins as the brain-damaged boxer 2. It's WEIRD seeing Billy Zane with hair 3. Really just logging the first time I saw Scott Pilgrim, when it was in theaters 4. Another fine source of 90s industrial samples #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
0110