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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1h
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1h
that cat looks like the black cat from the Master and Margarita
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1h
the oratorio was too gloomy btw
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1h
actually for all i know the two people from my parish are also secular franciscans
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 2h
i went with 2 people from my parish and about 18 franciscans of various flavors to see an oratorio about st francis today, which sounds like the beginning of a heartwarming family film
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
afraid this is a certified banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfeU...
youtube.com
Alanis Morissette - Beautiful Star of Bethlehem (ft. Brandi Carlile & Steve Martin)
YouTube video by Alanis Morissette
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
can't wait for the album to come out
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i actually thought this album title was a joke but no it's real alanis.com
alanis.com
Alanis Morissette
Official site for Alanis Morissette. Get exclusive content discussing music, health & wellness, relationships, art, spirituality & more
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
thank you but actually it's not my birthday at all, I think I gave them the wrong birthday when I signed up for the rewards program
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
bad enough that i'm old but to be expected to prove it???
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(at the bulgarian bakery, to use my birthday discount) 14yo kid: happy birthday, how old are you? me: 34 kid, looking at me skeptically: me: i have the grey hairs to prove it! kid: where?? left feeling both flattered and a little bit disgruntled
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
gorgeous sunset tonight in the most beautiful city on earth, pittsburgh
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
isn't the feast of the immaculate conception december 8 tho
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
anecdotally yes actually this is generally true
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ad from PEMA (Pennsylvania Emergency Management Agency) lmao
"If you live where church ladies make the best pierogi, you live where it can flood."
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
usually the technical way to do this is to get approved for a semester leave of absence, register as a student at the other university, take the class, and then get it approved as transfer credit and re-enroll in the first university
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
can the registrar approve transfer credit
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's the same picture
poster of a lion same lion different poster
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our priest is so silly. he's constantly trying to make everyone laugh. the OCIA meetings go like this: OCIA coordinator: [something serious about Jesus, or church procedure] Priest: [sotto voce wisecrack] Me & the deacon, the only 2 close enough to hear him: [suppressed snorting, choked laughter]
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Every time i cook i use all of my flour and most of my spices"
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i gotta take the new trains for the novelty of strolling up to the train station in the MIDDLE of the DAY
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
military report on the use of gloves: volunteer soldiers who had the gloves tested on them reported that the mere sight of them terrified them into compliance. "the report concluded that the gloves should be used in military prisons." So of course ICE ordered them to use on anyone they scoop up.
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's like the opposite of the universalists. "Dare we hope that some will be saved?"
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i believe in hell and i think most of us americans are heading there
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eastbound -
eastbound train schedule amtrak pittsburgh to new york in morning and afternoon
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
new train schedule for ny-pittsburgh released - courtesy of ryan deto on twitter
westbound train schedule in morning and afternoon
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's a wonderful life and Elf
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
joe magarac
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
john henry
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
rip van winkle
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
paul bunyan
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
johnny appleseed
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wreck of the edmund fitzgerald
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still do have too many cookbooks tho
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how did I not know that a pittsburgh kid whose first acting job was in MR ROGERS NEIGHBORHOOD voiced MULAN???
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
breaking my "stop buying cookbooks you have too" rule for this one !!!
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
doing a lot of tedious study set up work in the new system, as a punishment for not being fast enough at looking through study records earlier this fall
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Jordan Witt @jordannwitt.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Happy Halloween! I drew fanart.
Illustration of a bright blue sheet ghost surrounded by knives in a pumpkin patch at knight. It's fanart of a post made from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission account.
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is in fact why a theoretical trumpian regime would also not be a permenent reign. at some point when the famines start even the densest people would start to question the government
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the nazis would have inevitably collapsed in any case due to being ruled by madmen without regard to fundamental economic truths like You Can't Not Feed People
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Idiot Carlson: you didn't benefit at all Idiot Englishman: what are you talking about, we absolutely would not have been cool with being ruled by someone else
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Carlson seems to think that all of England would have been fine with being ruled by the Nazis and forced to speak German, until the Nazi regime inevitably collapsed, but only after immiserating millions more people than it already did in actual history (???)
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yinzers! Pay attention... If you were at the Target on McKnight on October 1, might wanna make that doctor's appointment... #pittsburgh
wpxi.com
Allegheny County resident tests positive for measles; shoppers at local Target may have been exposed
Officials say the resident is under 18 years old and is unvaccinated. They are recovering at home.
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no face!!!!!
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
like i'm PRETTY sure after listening to the clip that he meant like "high gas prices are preferable to having a US city bombed" but that is for SURE not what he said
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh gosh
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's DEFINITELy not catholicism
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
argh!!!!
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i do have to say it's silly to make strikes illegal. that's the whole point of strikes, that they are inconvenient. strikes were illegal at the height of the labor movement. you can't get away from that in Pittsburgh, there are historical markers about massacres of striking workers scattered around
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