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Justin 🇨🇦

@sardoniccomment.bsky.social
540 followers 256 following 2.5K posts

American living in MTL. Reads too much and misses the authors he followed on the other place. Thinks too much. Uh..software dev. Owns a cat. Has a son i miss but am proud of. I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m in Canada. We now talk about the US more than the weather. (By the way, if you’re in trouble, order a bud light lime and an emotional support Canadian will escort you to your car and make sure you’re safe)
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, European friends! Want booze? It’s not actually very good but it gets the job done. We’ve suddenly got lots. Have drink or two for your old buddy Canada.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do Americans know the Trump calls Carney “governor Carney”, we just assume he’s another idiot American?
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wait what? (Also they should flood the market)
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We’re way ahead of you. But thank you.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Stats really don’t back you up. Oh. Your opening gambit failed. Glad you retracted it.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Uh. Yeah. I have. And I can read. Customer theft is a real thing. It wasn’t in the top ten problema
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In my case, it’s the sheer quantity of mucus. You can still post “I would not have handled it that way” though
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Feel better mate. My runny nose qualifies as a weight lose regimen at this point.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Allow me to retort: bullshit. Shrinkage is tiny, and mostly an inside thing.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Reposting my apology seems excessive
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I tealized after.désolé
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey. You don’t know me and I don’t know you, and that’s fine. I’ve had trans friends, some who were great, some who were jerks (almost like they were ppl). My son in law was AFAB. Come after trans and I lose my sense of humor. I applaud your dad. I have his back.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Two of those don’t even count. All normal people love Buffy and Invader Zim. It’s like saying “My favorite thing to breathe is prolly oxygen“
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Don’t give up hope. I’m holding on to my leather pants figuring a completely avoidable apocalypse is right around the corner.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Omg. You rock. (Seriously. I always wanted to make those.)
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Screw it. I’ve learned how to weaponize being socially awkward.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Do you like the flowers? They’re foxgloves. Aren’t they pretty?
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Okay, look, let’s all ratchet this back before things get bad. How about we 1 restore abortion rights 2 install Kamala 3 treat women like people? In exchange, no shrimp (or anything else other than vodka) in jello. Deal? I am empowered to negotiate for all men.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Amazing ink. I only hate you a little for having access to colours that look that amazing.
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The Torontonian🍁🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇬🇱 🇮🇱 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🏒⚽️ @thetorontonian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#Canada 🇨🇦 #NO51stState #ElbowsUPCanada 💪🇨🇦 Canadians' petition declaring yankee #PeteHoekstra, an aggitator for Canada as US's 51st-State, an ENEMY OF CANADA & "Persona Non Grata" to send him back to his Criminal Convicted boss! 🍁 SIGN THE PETITION 🍁 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Whoa. Wait. Does anyone else know this?
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Im mid on a good day in bad light and i fucking hate that guy. Leave us alone to our cooking and ink making. He’s not one of ours.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Both make happy.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I found McDonald’s was the perfect food after the coke and MDMA had left my system and I needed to eat. I was always a bit anxious about the chems in McDonald’s
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So, punish Canada for smoke from wild fires, Trump is going to tax Americans…somehow. In unrelated news, Mexico sent firefighters
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What he said
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I have to say, as someone dedicated to making every conversation as surreal as possible, I’m impressed
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Our favorite sport is a bar fight ice skates. The other big on is throwing big rocks at other big rocks
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Counter point: one of the witches was hot. If they short change Circe I will have words.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Homemade Apricot jam is proof we were lied to as children. If you need help, I’m around.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I had a women break up with me with “I’ll never date a man who thinks Ulyessus was a hero again”. Me he was clever. Her “never. Again. And I was never meant to play Penelope (me: are you quoting Parker?) But I’m stoked to see the movie, so might not be who you’re talking about.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It kinda proves they represent you. Look, I truly am sorry. Rob Ford was my mayor. Stephen Harper was PM. Saying “this elected representative isn’t a representative” doesn’t work. But feel free to tell me I live in a fantasy world. Or do something about it.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
See, you’re off to a great start! Teenage environmental activists are famously reasonable.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I wish you luck. The problem is you have to start at school trustee. The upside is the competition sucks. The down side is, so does the job.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
But like it or not, Carney (and don’t start. I’m an American) can’t call and say “could I talk to the reasonable Americans?” They are your reps. I’m sorry.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Agreed. And all those things are very bad (funny story. My wife miscarried our first attempt. I am toxic masculinity personified. Had a doctor told her “you have to carry to term” I’d still be in prison, and they’d still be trying to get the blood out of the walls). But they rep you. Be mad at them
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Not really. Absent proof otherwise, oodles of people voted for your head of state. We can discuss gerrymandering, but it doesn’t look good (it’s still a bunch of people). The senate is absurd but no one seems to actually care. From here, it looks like you got the government most of you wanted.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It gets easier. In ten short years you be getting phone calls from the principal that start with “your child has strong views on [urban policy] (could be anything, I’m playing the odds)” That doesn’t sound bad Principal: very strong And you’ll long for these halcyon days. But then it gets easier
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There’s no reason for you to care, but while I’m grateful for the pics, I follow you for the political snark.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I love they always include Vietnam. “Compared to a long, stupid war that tore the country apart, we look great!”
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Unfortunately, the US’s elected representatives seem to represent a lot of people
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
They do kind of represent the USA though.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dear Netherlands. Look. We’re mates. Friends for along time. While you have many amazing qualities, I’m buying all my seeds next year from you guys. So, uh, could you do us a solid, in light of our long friendship, and take Hoekstra back?
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Doing my part.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Odd. We were taught “no comment” was the worst thing we could say (we were taught lots of fancy ways to say “no comment” that wasn’t “no comment”, including ratting out people who could comment. But never “no comment”)
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Thanks. I needed that this morning. I can now face the world with a snarl.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Three you nuke them for 2 minutes and pretend they are hot pies from Dargon Riders Pern.
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You know what bugs me about that? A cat’s hearing. “I’ve picked up on a pulmonary anomaly. Since I don’t have opposable thumbs, I will lay on your chest and purr and hope you don’t die”
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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Elizabeth Banks as Ms Frillze. Because my sexuality didn’t already have more kinks than a rattlesnake with a broken back.
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