Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m in Canada. We now talk about the US more than the weather. (By the way, if you’re in trouble, order a bud light lime and an emotional support Canadian will escort you to your car and make sure you’re safe) 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hey, European friends! Want booze? It’s not actually very good but it gets the job done. We’ve suddenly got lots. Have drink or two for your old buddy Canada. 000
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Do Americans know the Trump calls Carney “governor Carney”, we just assume he’s another idiot American? 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Wait what? (Also they should flood the market) 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Stats really don’t back you up. Oh. Your opening gambit failed. Glad you retracted it. 100
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Uh. Yeah. I have. And I can read. Customer theft is a real thing. It wasn’t in the top ten problema 100
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026In my case, it’s the sheer quantity of mucus. You can still post “I would not have handled it that way” though 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Feel better mate. My runny nose qualifies as a weight lose regimen at this point. 110
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Allow me to retort: bullshit. Shrinkage is tiny, and mostly an inside thing. 110
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hey. You don’t know me and I don’t know you, and that’s fine. I’ve had trans friends, some who were great, some who were jerks (almost like they were ppl). My son in law was AFAB. Come after trans and I lose my sense of humor. I applaud your dad. I have his back. 000
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Two of those don’t even count. All normal people love Buffy and Invader Zim. It’s like saying “My favorite thing to breathe is prolly oxygen“ 100
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Don’t give up hope. I’m holding on to my leather pants figuring a completely avoidable apocalypse is right around the corner. 020
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Omg. You rock. (Seriously. I always wanted to make those.) 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Screw it. I’ve learned how to weaponize being socially awkward. 000
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Do you like the flowers? They’re foxgloves. Aren’t they pretty? 000
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Okay, look, let’s all ratchet this back before things get bad. How about we 1 restore abortion rights 2 install Kamala 3 treat women like people? In exchange, no shrimp (or anything else other than vodka) in jello. Deal? I am empowered to negotiate for all men. 000
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Amazing ink. I only hate you a little for having access to colours that look that amazing. 010
Reposted by Justin 🇨🇦The Torontonian🍁🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇬🇱 🇮🇱 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🏒⚽️ @thetorontonian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026#Canada 🇨🇦 #NO51stState #ElbowsUPCanada 💪🇨🇦 Canadians' petition declaring yankee #PeteHoekstra, an aggitator for Canada as US's 51st-State, an ENEMY OF CANADA & "Persona Non Grata" to send him back to his Criminal Convicted boss! 🍁 SIGN THE PETITION 🍁 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... 034
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Im mid on a good day in bad light and i fucking hate that guy. Leave us alone to our cooking and ink making. He’s not one of ours. 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I found McDonald’s was the perfect food after the coke and MDMA had left my system and I needed to eat. I was always a bit anxious about the chems in McDonald’s 020
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/07/2026So, punish Canada for smoke from wild fires, Trump is going to tax Americans…somehow. In unrelated news, Mexico sent firefighters 000
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I have to say, as someone dedicated to making every conversation as surreal as possible, I’m impressed 030
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Our favorite sport is a bar fight ice skates. The other big on is throwing big rocks at other big rocks 040
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Counter point: one of the witches was hot. If they short change Circe I will have words. 030
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Homemade Apricot jam is proof we were lied to as children. If you need help, I’m around. 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I had a women break up with me with “I’ll never date a man who thinks Ulyessus was a hero again”. Me he was clever. Her “never. Again. And I was never meant to play Penelope (me: are you quoting Parker?) But I’m stoked to see the movie, so might not be who you’re talking about. 000
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It kinda proves they represent you. Look, I truly am sorry. Rob Ford was my mayor. Stephen Harper was PM. Saying “this elected representative isn’t a representative” doesn’t work. But feel free to tell me I live in a fantasy world. Or do something about it. 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/07/2026See, you’re off to a great start! Teenage environmental activists are famously reasonable. 000
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I wish you luck. The problem is you have to start at school trustee. The upside is the competition sucks. The down side is, so does the job. 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026But like it or not, Carney (and don’t start. I’m an American) can’t call and say “could I talk to the reasonable Americans?” They are your reps. I’m sorry. 000
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Agreed. And all those things are very bad (funny story. My wife miscarried our first attempt. I am toxic masculinity personified. Had a doctor told her “you have to carry to term” I’d still be in prison, and they’d still be trying to get the blood out of the walls). But they rep you. Be mad at them 130
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Not really. Absent proof otherwise, oodles of people voted for your head of state. We can discuss gerrymandering, but it doesn’t look good (it’s still a bunch of people). The senate is absurd but no one seems to actually care. From here, it looks like you got the government most of you wanted. 100
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026It gets easier. In ten short years you be getting phone calls from the principal that start with “your child has strong views on [urban policy] (could be anything, I’m playing the odds)” That doesn’t sound bad Principal: very strong And you’ll long for these halcyon days. But then it gets easier 110
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026There’s no reason for you to care, but while I’m grateful for the pics, I follow you for the political snark. 110
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I love they always include Vietnam. “Compared to a long, stupid war that tore the country apart, we look great!” 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Unfortunately, the US’s elected representatives seem to represent a lot of people 110
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Dear Netherlands. Look. We’re mates. Friends for along time. While you have many amazing qualities, I’m buying all my seeds next year from you guys. So, uh, could you do us a solid, in light of our long friendship, and take Hoekstra back? 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Odd. We were taught “no comment” was the worst thing we could say (we were taught lots of fancy ways to say “no comment” that wasn’t “no comment”, including ratting out people who could comment. But never “no comment”) 110
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Thanks. I needed that this morning. I can now face the world with a snarl. 020
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Three you nuke them for 2 minutes and pretend they are hot pies from Dargon Riders Pern. 000
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 26/06/2026You know what bugs me about that? A cat’s hearing. “I’ve picked up on a pulmonary anomaly. Since I don’t have opposable thumbs, I will lay on your chest and purr and hope you don’t die” 010
Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Elizabeth Banks as Ms Frillze. Because my sexuality didn’t already have more kinks than a rattlesnake with a broken back. 011