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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey, European friends! Want booze? It’s not actually very good but it gets the job done. We’ve suddenly got lots. Have drink or two for your old buddy Canada.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Do Americans know the Trump calls Carney “governor Carney”, we just assume he’s another idiot American?

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Screw it. I’ve learned how to weaponize being socially awkward.

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The Torontonian🍁🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇬🇱 🇮🇱 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🏒⚽️ @thetorontonian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

#Canada 🇨🇦 #NO51stState #ElbowsUPCanada 💪🇨🇦 Canadians' petition declaring yankee #PeteHoekstra, an aggitator for Canada as US's 51st-State, an ENEMY OF CANADA & "Persona Non Grata" to send him back to his Criminal Convicted boss! 🍁 SIGN THE PETITION 🍁 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

So, punish Canada for smoke from wild fires, Trump is going to tax Americans…somehow. In unrelated news, Mexico sent firefighters

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Dear Netherlands. Look. We’re mates. Friends for along time. While you have many amazing qualities, I’m buying all my seeds next year from you guys. So, uh, could you do us a solid, in light of our long friendship, and take Hoekstra back?

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Elizabeth Banks as Ms Frillze. Because my sexuality didn’t already have more kinks than a rattlesnake with a broken back.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

So the Hatch Act isn’t actually a law. Which other laws aren’t actually laws?

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Dear every media outlet that reported on Trump’s 1.8 billion $ fund: you will never be trusted again. You lied. It was 1.776. It was a dog whistle. W we can decide if it’s a good one or a bad one. You cannot. So today, for me, is “a word to your sponsors” day. If you’ll lie about that…

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I’m considerumg joinimh Truth Social. Someone remimd me i look bad in orange.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Oh look. It’s TACO Tuesday already.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Great. What I needed were tears at 1645 on a Wednesday. You explain to my boss why I’m cuddling my cat instead of putting up that PR

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Whoa. Trump chickened out? What are the odds

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Did the US win the war in Iran again today? It feels like it’s been a couple days since the won the war in Iran. Again.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I think Pete kegsbreath should fly to Qatar or Saudi Arabia. The US Marines could fly him to a tanker waiting to run the Straight of Hormuz. Show the world how safe it is. Or he could make videos. Do some pushups. Whichever.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Is it possible Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing?

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Hear me out: we have to let the Marines invade Cuba (or maybe Puerto Rico. Whatever). The Air Force bravely killed school girls; the Navy sunk a ship and let 50 people drown; I assume it was the Army who committed perfidy sinking fishing boats. Were down to the Marines and the Coasties.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I’d like to thank the US government for they’ve finally crossed the humor event horizon. This isn’t dry humping the flag or cheating at golf. This is point and laugh territory. One can no longer even be mad at them. They’re too inane to be mad at.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Isn’t perfidy a crime? Like, of the bad ones?

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

What if, and hear me out here, Trump isn’t attacking Iran and a distraction from being a pedophile rapist, but because he’s a maladjusted (checks Bluesky strike count) loser with daddy-issues?

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The filibuster has to go back to the way it was: debating the issue endlessly. Or even reading from the phone book. Or the Epstein files.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Fellow Americans, re the bridge thing: muzzle your dog.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I’ll take the War on Drugs seriously when they regulate oxytocin and dopamine. Until then, Nixon and Reagan, you’re dead. Drugs won.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Apropos of nothing, threatening lawsuits can be a criminal offense in Canada. This is actually a good idea.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I am so tired of hearing about the Epstein files re: Trump. Trump supporters wont care. Sane people already despise him. The victims won’t be made whole because no one will be prosecuted. The FBI agents (DoJ agents) doing the redactions don’t have consciouses to live with. The media doesn’t care.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

How must that phone call feel, to a parent? “Your son has been killed by masked federal agents. He died with in the snow, shot 10 times” “my god - what was he doing!?” “Trying to protect a woman who was being tear gassed. He was a good man, and a helper” “And that kept him alive, did it?”

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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Hey NRA, are you good with this? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I’m curious, which is worse: “executed” or “murdered“? I think executed is something the state does; murdered is something a person with no impulse control does. Anyway, whichever is worse is what he did.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I made what may well be borscht (I’ve never made it, or indeed, had it, but gf says it’s right). This may be the fastest an @oddbunchcanada.bsky.social box disappeared into soup. Thanks for the beets, cabbage, onion, and carrots.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

You know, by this point Nixon was reportedly wandering through the Whitehouse, drinking heavily, and talking to portraits of former presidents.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Trump doesn’t want Greenland for the minerals. Sure, he and his buddies will get richer, but that’s not the point. We want it to be that. We can, collectively, wrap our minds around wanting more money. We can’t wrap our minds around…the desire for power. Because it’s sick. It’s wrong. It’s evil.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

ChatGPT is more supportive than like, 90% of my ex’s. Humanity is just done.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

My fiancée’s tv habits have made me terrified of going to her ancestoral homeland. So many people die. Often killed by their wives.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Seriously. We have a corpse with bullet holes in it. We have a guy who put said holes there. I thought we had this whole system where we found out if said holes were justified. Apparently I was wrong. Arrest and trial. Not tomorrow. Today.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

My girlfriend, who claims she loves me, woke up, made coffee, and asked what was going on in the world. I told her we’d wait until she had coffee. She’s not cycling through the BBC, France24, Al Jeazera, the CBC, and my blood pressure monitor.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Do women actually care if you meet them at the train station? (Need answer in the next 4 hours)

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Is anyone else ever conflicted by the existential question “watch a movie, or give my cat an inappropriate amount of catnip?” (Spoiler: I went for the drugs. If I’m found dead, she should be the primary suspect. HTF does she run up walls? She seems to view gravity as a suggestion)

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

“This is a standard high-risk domestic violence condition when a third party is sheltering the victim“ okay I have questions. I thought I was giving a friend a safe place to sleep. And food. When a friend shows up sporting bruises you feed her. Right? Then call the cops.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Im scared. Scared men are dangerous. We don’t have a choice.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

No one does that to my friends and gets to walk around breathing. He’s already in jail, and I’ve called every thief, whore and reprobate with a bf in jail to talk to him.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Bestie showed up yesterday to help me deal with a breakup. Bestie was sporting new bruises her boyfriend gave her. I told bestie to sleep in the guest room. Boyfriend showed up and tried to knock my door down. Two hours of giving a statement. How’s your day?

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Are women like genetically imprinted with Adele and Taylor Swift! My bestie - who loves punk - is going through a bad break up. I’m feeding her ice cream and finding out she knows every word Adele ever wrote. Wtf?

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Vetinari: It sometimes feels like the cynicism of the Night Watch is… Vimes: insufficient?

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I went to see NIN for the opening concert for Downward Spiral. Afterwards, I told my friends I was incapable of being angry ever again. I used it all up. Trump has managed the same thing. I have hit max anger at Trump. I have no more. He and his little supporters are now on ignore mode

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Political scandal in the US: Trump. I don’t even know where to start. Political scandal in Canada: we think you should spell it “utilize”, Mr Carney.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

So my girlfriend broke up with me (she does that a lot. Her dad raped her so really, you kinda get used to the issues ) but we’re now at the “have all your female friends over drink vodka and listen to Alians Morriste really loud” part of tjr program.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Ive had the questionable privilege of of sailing to a force 7 against weather. I’m pretty sure I pissed myself. I know I cried. It teaches you a lot. Like, why even Nazis killed the folks that did that. It’s short drop and sudden stop time for those butchers.

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