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Janine

@sarcasmsign.bsky.social
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Product of '82. Elder emo. Mentally exhausted. Books are love. Obsessed with my dog. I like dinosaurs. Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra. 🖖🎧🪴

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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Running of the Gnomes was so much fun this year. I haven't done it in a long time. So many pink haired gnomes running for cancer charity. #WorldOfWarcraft
The gnome I created for this year's Running of the Gnomes. Her name is Carol.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My fatass panda rogue dancing around my boyfriend's panda priest while I waited for him to be ready to play. Good times. #worldofwarcraft
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In honor of Tatum, Nimoy now has a supply of bow ties.
My dog Nimoy wearing a black and silver bow tie with dinosaurs on it.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just realized the section of my massive custom diamond painting that I'm working on is Illidan's abs. I am not prepared. 😂 #worldofwarcraft
Progress photo of the diamond painting I'm working on. Lots of shades of black, grays and greens. The center of the photo ends up being the subject's abs.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The worst waitress ever. Or maybe the best?? #worldofwarcraft
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok, I did actually manage to get a few decent pictures last night. This is a favorite. There was a running joke the whole set about how everyone kept waving at him. So he just kept waving back. #BlackVeilBrides #music
Andy Biersack of Black Veil Brides waving to the crowd at the CT show on September 25, 2026
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy book mail day!!!!
Cover image of Ke Huy Quan's memoir, Never Say Die, featuring a portrait style image of the actor.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of our favorite patients passed away at work recently and the owner brought us some photos of him. Rest easy, Moose.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's enough Internet for today. But why do I still kinda want it??
Sexy mousepad with boobs featuring Sanji from One Piece. He's my favorite, but the boobs look too much like boobs and not a dude's chest. I mean, can't be picky I guess.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've missed my wittle angel baby evil dragon boy. I remember logging in years ago when they offered this as a mount for whatever anniversary it was and then i quit playing as soon as I earned him. #WorldofWarcraft
Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing my Deathwing-inspired flying mount. They called it the Obsidian Worldbreaker. It's basically little Deathwing. I love him.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm so excited!!! I didn't get a chance to open this as soon as it came this morning, but I tore it open now! @aureliovoltaire.bsky.social
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Unsuccessful attempt at a tag sale today. It was such a nice day for it too. Bummer. All this stuff I made needs homes. #art
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now that's a gorgeous sky. Screenshot from the Google maps section of the Conqueror Challenge I'm currently doing. This one's Vienna. Based on my exercise input, I've traveled to this spot along the route in Vienna.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So, I did a thing. #WorldofWarcraft
Very chunky pandaren rogue in mismatched armor at level 8 on the login screen for World of Warcraft. His name is Chonkstabby
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Time to roleplay as young Khadgar having to organize Medivh's library. 😂😂 #Librarian #Warcraft
Title screen of the game Librarian: Tidy Up the Arcane Library, where you have to shelve the chaotic piles of books properly.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Only people who've played Skyrim will understand why this is amusing. My boyfriend has always referred to pushing your follower in-game out of your way as "give them a gentle fus." As in "Fus Ro Dah." I've started calling the gentle tap Nimoy gives me for attention his gentle fus. Little stinker.
A tiny dog paw placed on my leg because I'm not paying attention to it's owner.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Up on the board at my job. Here's hoping someone bites.
Business card on a bulletin board, showing 3 example paintings I've done and the email address to reach me at.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love him, but he's gonna have to find a new home. I finally finished him, at least! I'll ship his disgruntled ass anywhere if someone is interested enough.
Finished painting the jerk of a garden gnome with a mustard yellow hat, light blue shirt, dark purple pants and brown boots.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Working some more on this asshole. I changed his shirt to a lighter blue than it used to be and I think I'm making his boots black instead of dark brown. I'm thinking the pants need to be red instead of brown. What about his hat?? Thoughts??
Angry garden gnome in the midst of being painted. He's flipping you off with both middle fingers. He's kind of a jerk
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm just gonna hang this by my desk at work forever.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's so sassy.
Painting of a sassy cartoon raccoon standing with arms crossed on a sage green background.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Got bored and I'm painting something.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Listening to a podcast ep about The Flying Dutchman and these guys kill me. "Captain Fokke was known for doing the impossible. Completing dangerous journeys all over the world in unbelievably short amounts of time. He was so fucking fast."
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I decided to move the creepy Nimoy cursed Victorian child photo down a bit, and Command strips don't agree with my ancient hallway paint. So I moved the Milky Way mini diamond painting to cover the ripped off paint. All better.
Hallway wall with a small square diamond art painting of The Milky Way above a creepy photo printed on canvas of my dog as a cursed Victorian child.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I've been weenie-sitting for my new neighbors today. Bask in the cuteness.
Black and tan dachshund waiting for his moms to come home. Three weenies of different varieties doing weenie things.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Next up on the list. Another Warcraft novel and book 20 for the year so far. I've still done better, but 20 is a good number.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Busted my ass just now to make the gate pretty. We made it out of a salvaged section of the old fence. It was way too hot outside for this nonsense. What was I thinking?
Freshly painted white wooden gate .
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
McGee, the one brain-celled wonder, didn't waste any time crawling into this empty bag. I walked away for 2 minutes.
Cat being cat.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Look at this absolute floof that was at work today. His drool bib says "Not a bear." His name is Max.
Adorable floof Newfoundland named Max, wearing a red drool towel that says "not a bear."
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm so excited!!!! I finally got this dream plant of mine a few weeks ago and it's already spawned a new leaf and it's working on a second one!!!! My baby!!!!
Close up (kinda) of my rubber tree/plant growing new leaves. I'm so proud.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This isn't as good as I was hoping it would be.
Can of a coffee energy drink featuring a skeleton at a campfire making smores.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did something I wasn't expecting and ordered business cards to advertise my pet portrait services. I need to fundraise a car for my mom, so that's something I can do to contribute. This is just one example of ones I've done.
Cartoon style portrait of my sweet Crazy Daisy, a bull terrier mix eho passed away quite a few years ago now.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just some relaxing Skyrim fishing.
Beautiful scenery near Ivarstead along the river at a fishing spot in Skyrim.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Say what you want about Strange New Worlds doing a puppet episode, but the puppet version of Pelia is amazing. She's perfect.
Scene from the latest episode of Star Trek Strange New Worlds showing puppet versions of Scottie and Pelia with Spock trying to help them in engineering.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I've been looking for a rubber plant like the one we have at work that isn't already huge and finally succeeded a couple weeks ago. There's already a new leaf coming out! I'm so psyched.
Rubber plant with one slightly pinkish leaf and a brand new leaf starting to unfurl.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Next up on the mega anime list. Aria the Scarlet Ammo. Here goes nothing.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gaaaah, this game is still so pretty after all these years. #Skyrim
Photo of one of the many standing stones in Skyrim with a beautiful Aurora Borealis-like sky.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The 2 characters in question. Thirteen and Reiya.
Masked anti-hero/hero Thirteen from #COMPASS2.0 animeReiya from anime #COMPASS2.0
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Putting up the shelf meant I had to move some of my framed stuffs around. Of course the @itsgothdad.bsky.social calendar stayed put. The NSFW one is somewhere else. *wink*
Doctor Who framed print on the wall that says "We are all stories in the end. Just make it a good one" with the TARDIS featured. Below that is the family friendly calendar version of Dusty Gannon (Agonal Gasps and Vision Video) with a kitty.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Woo! That eliminates my floor pile of books. Now, please remind me that this doesn't mean I can get more books.
Photo of newly hung wooden shelf on metal brackets on the wall over my tv. Also featured are some random shelf decorations
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I enjoy torturing myself.
Photo of spicy taco flavored ramen packaging. It's a good burn.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Now that's a pretty sunset.
Pretty pinkish sky at sunset.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Well.. I've managed a 5.5x4" rectangle so far. The tedium of mostly black squares is gonna drive me mad. I keep telling myself the end result will be worth it.
Progress photo of a diamond painting with mostly black squares. Some green. Fewer blue. Nowhere near finished.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I finished this diamond painting and finally framed it and I love her.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We had to build a giant cheaply made tent for my boyfriend's father's birthday party tomorrow. We were supposed to have help, but that didn't happen. This was a pain in the ass and guaranteed it gets destroyed by wind and/or rain overnight. It was also a billion degrees out at the time.
On the ground is a crappy metal frame for the very top of a party tent. It's way bigger than we expected. Crappy white party tent after it's mostly constructed. The wind keeps trying to take it away and it might succeed.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just spent entirely too long trying to find this damn book on my shelves and in my piles of books. I may have a problem. That problem is not enough room for proper book organization.
Cover of Night of the Dragon by Richard A. Knaak. Next book in my read-through of all the World of Warcraft novels as soon as I finish the last few chapters of what I'm reading now. Foreground shows two different types of elves and a draenai. Background shows a large bluish-purple dragon.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ok, the bunnies like me now. They were circling me as I got the food ready.
Photo of a white bunny and a tan bunny eating some breakfast.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'll be working on this for quite some time. That rectangle of finishedness is only barely 2.5" wide.
Diamond painting in progress on a puzzle table.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Checked on the bunnies next door for my new neighbors while they're away for the weekend. One actually came out to say hi and figure out what the hell I was doing there.
Cute lil bunny in its outdoor enclosure.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I haven't done square drill diamond paintings in a while. They used to be my favorite and now I'm regretting not having this one made with round ones instead. I've gotten used to them. But here we go. This one is gonna take me forever. I guess I'll take progress shots every so often.
Photo of the beginning corner of my latest diamond painting I just started. It's about 2 feet square, so will take me a while. And theres an obnoxious amount of black and green.
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