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Janine

@sarcasmsign.bsky.social
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Product of '82. Elder emo. Mentally exhausted. Books are love. Obsessed with my dog. I like dinosaurs. Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra. 🖖🎧🪴

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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today was the day I rode my electric trike to work and back. It was only mildly terrifying for the first go. The way there isn't bad, but the same route home is mostly downhill and very bumpy. Might try a different side road home tomorrow. For funsies.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The worst waitress ever. Or maybe the best?? #worldofwarcraft
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok, I did actually manage to get a few decent pictures last night. This is a favorite. There was a running joke the whole set about how everyone kept waving at him. So he just kept waving back. #BlackVeilBrides #music
Andy Biersack of Black Veil Brides waving to the crowd at the CT show on September 25, 2026
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to a concert last night and there was a woman there whose hair we couldn't decide was hers with a ton of product in it, or a wig, but I called her Cloud all night. It was this exact hairstyle. Mindboggling for a metal show.
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Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII
Alt: Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF
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Die Hard: John McClane's Oops Moment
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching All Creatures Great and Small makes me wish I lived in a town like that. Shops and a tavern in walking distance. Everything right where you need it. Maybe I'm destined to end up in a small northern England village. 😂
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy book mail day!!!!
Cover image of Ke Huy Quan's memoir, Never Say Die, featuring a portrait style image of the actor.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Welp, time to start All Creatures Great and Small again because I forgot I still have my PBS Passport membership! I'm a season or two behind. This show is so wholesome.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Human doctors and nurses are sometimes some of our worst clients. This guy who's a retired MD is always a giant pain in the ass. Doesn't understand why we can't give him a whole bunch of heartworm preventative. Sir, we haven't seen your dog in over a year! Don't you know how prescriptions work??
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saw a HIM tattoo in the wild on a client at work. 👍
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of our favorite patients passed away at work recently and the owner brought us some photos of him. Rest easy, Moose.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's enough Internet for today. But why do I still kinda want it??
Sexy mousepad with boobs featuring Sanji from One Piece. He's my favorite, but the boobs look too much like boobs and not a dude's chest. I mean, can't be picky I guess.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've missed my wittle angel baby evil dragon boy. I remember logging in years ago when they offered this as a mount for whatever anniversary it was and then i quit playing as soon as I earned him. #WorldofWarcraft
Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing my Deathwing-inspired flying mount. They called it the Obsidian Worldbreaker. It's basically little Deathwing. I love him.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm so excited!!! I didn't get a chance to open this as soon as it came this morning, but I tore it open now! @aureliovoltaire.bsky.social
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Unsuccessful attempt at a tag sale today. It was such a nice day for it too. Bummer. All this stuff I made needs homes. #art
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In all the time I've watched The Nation's Dumbest, it's clear that people don't pay attention in school. This is like basic elementary and middle school stuff. I get that a lot of celebs don't do normal high school, but damn.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm going to have a mega bruise on my shin tomorrow. This ice pack has been phoning it in since I strapped it to my leg. Wheeee!!!!
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now that's a gorgeous sky. Screenshot from the Google maps section of the Conqueror Challenge I'm currently doing. This one's Vienna. Based on my exercise input, I've traveled to this spot along the route in Vienna.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So, I did a thing. #WorldofWarcraft
Very chunky pandaren rogue in mismatched armor at level 8 on the login screen for World of Warcraft. His name is Chonkstabby
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Time to roleplay as young Khadgar having to organize Medivh's library. 😂😂 #Librarian #Warcraft
Title screen of the game Librarian: Tidy Up the Arcane Library, where you have to shelve the chaotic piles of books properly.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I keep drooling over the upcoming WoW Classic +/Forever release. I really miss playing so much and this would be the perfect way back in! If only I can convince my guy to take the leap with me. We had so much fun playing together, so he's gotta go for it, right???
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Only people who've played Skyrim will understand why this is amusing. My boyfriend has always referred to pushing your follower in-game out of your way as "give them a gentle fus." As in "Fus Ro Dah." I've started calling the gentle tap Nimoy gives me for attention his gentle fus. Little stinker.
A tiny dog paw placed on my leg because I'm not paying attention to it's owner.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm over here trying to talk myself out of jumping back into WoW because this Classic +/Forever thing is hitting all my nostalgia points. I miss my first two characters, Calabril and Sanastriel. 😭😭
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Up on the board at my job. Here's hoping someone bites.
Business card on a bulletin board, showing 3 example paintings I've done and the email address to reach me at.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm over here trying to calculate how much of a pain in the ass it would be to walk home from work when I run out of Uber money before my wheels arrive. I've done it before, but I was younger then and had joints that didn't hurt just thinking about a 3 hour walk.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's a good thing I ordered that electric trike. It's gonna be my only mode of transportation soon. Anyone wanna buy me a coffee? ko-fi.com/janinemakest...
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I need to take better photos of him, but he's up. ko-fi.com/s/ac1392206e
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Disgruntled Gnome - Janine's Ko-fi Shop
This little bugger can't wait to add a bit of color to your home. Measures under a foot tall and is made for indoor display only. Hand painted by your...
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love him, but he's gonna have to find a new home. I finally finished him, at least! I'll ship his disgruntled ass anywhere if someone is interested enough.
Finished painting the jerk of a garden gnome with a mustard yellow hat, light blue shirt, dark purple pants and brown boots.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Working some more on this asshole. I changed his shirt to a lighter blue than it used to be and I think I'm making his boots black instead of dark brown. I'm thinking the pants need to be red instead of brown. What about his hat?? Thoughts??
Angry garden gnome in the midst of being painted. He's flipping you off with both middle fingers. He's kind of a jerk
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm just gonna hang this by my desk at work forever.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's so sassy.
Painting of a sassy cartoon raccoon standing with arms crossed on a sage green background.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought I had colored pencils, but can't find them anywhere. I ordered new ones. You know what that means. I'll find the other ones right after these arrive.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anyone else listen to the audiobook version while they're following along with the physical copy? I tried it on a whim tonight and it was way easier for me to focus. It also helped because I've been saying some names wrong for a while now. 😂
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Got bored and I'm painting something.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Listening to a podcast ep about The Flying Dutchman and these guys kill me. "Captain Fokke was known for doing the impossible. Completing dangerous journeys all over the world in unbelievably short amounts of time. He was so fucking fast."
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I decided to move the creepy Nimoy cursed Victorian child photo down a bit, and Command strips don't agree with my ancient hallway paint. So I moved the Milky Way mini diamond painting to cover the ripped off paint. All better.
Hallway wall with a small square diamond art painting of The Milky Way above a creepy photo printed on canvas of my dog as a cursed Victorian child.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't want to admit it, but I think I need stronger glasses. Or just different. My eyes suck now.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Do you have a client or customer at your job that you absolutely can't stand? Mines here right now. She had the nerve to give me shit because I didn't call her to tell her our boss hadn't answered her question yet. Because I have nothing else to do all day but work on her problems.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've had a headache for hours. This is a fun day.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Getting a bug bite between your fingers is just diabolical. What did I do to deserve this??
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I've been weenie-sitting for my new neighbors today. Bask in the cuteness.
Black and tan dachshund waiting for his moms to come home. Three weenies of different varieties doing weenie things.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All the socials need a "report as AI" button so people don't fall for shit. I just saw the most awful AI video of a dog who looked like his head was on backwards. He was laying down belly up, but head facing the wrong way. So many gullible people in those comments.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Next up on the list. Another Warcraft novel and book 20 for the year so far. I've still done better, but 20 is a good number.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Busted my ass just now to make the gate pretty. We made it out of a salvaged section of the old fence. It was way too hot outside for this nonsense. What was I thinking?
Freshly painted white wooden gate .
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
McGee, the one brain-celled wonder, didn't waste any time crawling into this empty bag. I walked away for 2 minutes.
Cat being cat.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Look at this absolute floof that was at work today. His drool bib says "Not a bear." His name is Max.
Adorable floof Newfoundland named Max, wearing a red drool towel that says "not a bear."
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm so excited!!!! I finally got this dream plant of mine a few weeks ago and it's already spawned a new leaf and it's working on a second one!!!! My baby!!!!
Close up (kinda) of my rubber tree/plant growing new leaves. I'm so proud.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This isn't as good as I was hoping it would be.
Can of a coffee energy drink featuring a skeleton at a campfire making smores.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did something I wasn't expecting and ordered business cards to advertise my pet portrait services. I need to fundraise a car for my mom, so that's something I can do to contribute. This is just one example of ones I've done.
Cartoon style portrait of my sweet Crazy Daisy, a bull terrier mix eho passed away quite a few years ago now.
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Janine @sarcasmsign.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just some relaxing Skyrim fishing.
Beautiful scenery near Ivarstead along the river at a fishing spot in Skyrim.
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