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Sara Schaefer

@saraschaefer1.bsky.social
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Comedian, crafter, artist, writer, auntie linktr.ee/saraschaefer1

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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I’m preparing for my first craft show and some of my items are handmade one-of-a-kind notebooks. I’ve been wondering how I will display them in my booth. And then today at Joann’s I was able to buy two of these… they hold the notebooks perfectly and now I have a piece of Joann history 🥹
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Taking up 2 spots as per doge policy
Photo of covered parking garage, in which a maroon cyber truck is taking up 2 parking spots
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This is how you write a FB marketplace description
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I’m fine
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
i'm in my guillotine era
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
support teeny businesses!
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
1% Swiftie, 99% Livie. One of my puffy paint embroidery projects, this one conceptualized by my niece Jana. For those who don’t know (me, one week ago), a LIVIE is an Olivia Rodrigo fan. We here at Crafting Through It will not shy away from controversial embroidery!
Black hoodie lying flat on a floral rug. The white hoodie string is tied into a bow. On the hoodie, the words “1% swiftie, 99% Livie” are embroidered in purple.A close up of the black hoodie. The words “1% swiftie, 99% LIVIE” are embroidered in purple.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Decided to put some banned words on a sweatshirt. What brave white man will wear it? Who will he hero we need?
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Finally! I am offering a DIY Miniature Murder Board Kit! Comes with all you’ll need to make your own tiny evidence board. With full instructions. The kit makes for an excellent gift for the true crime fan in your life plus the ability to ~CUSTOMIZE~ craftingthroughit.etsy.com
Overhead view of the DIY miniature murder board kit. Small piece of cork, black foam, four pieces of small wood, red string, pins, tiny yellow post it notes and blue string. There is also four fanned out pages of the printout you’ll receive. In the bottom right is a photo of the completed miniature murder board. The photo has a caption that reads “MAKE YOUR OWN!”Human hand holding a miniature bulletin board with clippings, suspect photos, red string and tiny thumbtacks.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Episode 1 of Crafting Through It is live! In this episode I teach you how to make my popular Miniature Murder Board. Here’s the intro!
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Feels like an insane time to launch a new show but here we go! TOMORROW 2/5, my new web show CRAFTING THROUGH IT. It’s a long form, chill n chatty show where I teach you a new craft each week. Don’t worry if you’re not crafty! It’s kinda like Bob Ross. subscribe here: www.youtube.com/@CraftingThr...
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Making a playlist, and if this isn’t proof that Google broke itself with the stupid AI thingy…
Screenshot of a Google search result for “political songs indigo girls”. The top result is the AI overview and it reads “The Indigo Girls, an American folk rock duo, have not released any known political songs, but their songs often explore themes of life and meaning.”
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My lifelong best friend and her husband are both career federal workers. She said it’s chaos. Her husband doesn’t even know if he has a job right now. Here’s what she said we can do.
Screenshot of text that reads: “Here's what I'm telling folks who are checking in with us and asking what they should do........
Congress should be moving. They should be pushing back. That's something you can do... write your representative even if GOP. NO ONE wins with an impotent Congress that doesn't check Executive power. 
These GOP folks think the ends justify the means. It doesn't. They need long vision.  There WILL be a day when your precious leader is not in charge. No American should want an autocratic unchecked executive in place. Even if they are happy with dialing back the sprawl of feds through these illegal steps, that same autocratic apparatus can then be used to whatever ends are wanted by the next leader.
The arrangement itself is harmful whether they are working towards "good" or "bad" in your opinion. 
So, Congress needs to step up and make it clear that Exec branch cannot do these illegal things. When Congress loses the power of the purse, the people lose. Period. And that is what's happening.”
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
They’ve got a point. Helping regular American people doesn’t improve the day to day lives of “those we serve” (billionaires)
Screenshot of quote from article about Trump’s pause on federal grants, reading “The use of Federal resources to advance Marxist equity, transgenderism, and green new deal social engineering policies is a waste of taxpayer dollars that does not improve the day-to-day lives of those we serve.”
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Here’s the moment from the ad:
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
For a one second shot of my Cute Index Cards ad, I outlined an entire fake movie… don’t lie you’d watch this. What should the title be?? And who should I cast
Colorful cute index cards on a bulletin board outlining act 1, act 2, act 3, and part of act 4 of a movie about a woman who moves to a small town, buys and old house and falls in love with a guy name Luke/Lucas. The house ends up being haunted by Luke’s dead wife.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The WGA has been very helpful by the way. But right now I feel like this:
Animated gif from the 1985 classic "Better off Dead". A newsbaber boy skiing downhill via a bicycle with skis attached. The caption reads "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The HaHa Hole, 1:12 scale miniature comedy club by me, 2021
Miniature comedy club complete with brick wall, comedian headshots, bar food at tables, microphone and light up neon sign that reads “haha hole.” Human hand touching one of the chairs to show scale. Miniature green room with couch, mini fridge, snacks, phone charging, joke notes scattered on the coffee table. The wall has framed posters of “Hole Jam,” the miniature comedy club’s annual festival. Another angle of the greenroom. The door to the stage has the lineup posted on it. A full length mirror is on the wall. Box of tissues on top of the mini fridge. A flat screen tv is on the wall. A full view of the mini comedy club and green room. A pair of regular scissors lies on the table in front of the model to show scale.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Added some of these cute card holders to my shop, plus you can buy a pack of mini cards of all different patterns if you want! CraftingThroughIt.etsy.com
Stack of index cards with floral pattern on top card, resting in a gold-colored twisted metal stand. Stack of index cards with brown floral pattern on top card, resting in a gold-colored twisted metal stand in front of a bulletin board with various index cards on it. A sharpie sits in front of the index cards. A pile of 2.5 inch square stacks of patterned cards on a wooden surface, each with a different design on top: Pinecones, glittery flowers, colorful hand drawn flowers. Each stack of cards is bound by a white rubber band. A stack of small square patterned cards spread out in a round shape to reveal dozens of patterns and colors. One card is turned over with the word “hello” written in purple. The purple pen is resting on the card, top off and sitting nearby.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Small batch, handmade index cards by me. Because regular index cards BLOW!! Each pack is OOAK (one-of-a-kind) and made from vintage greeting cards, thrifted / found / scrap paper. Hit up my shop if you want to treat yourself!
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Still photo  from an episode of I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson in his Dan Flashes shirt lying on a red couch.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Me trying the recall the events of Jan 6
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Tho I do think the pic I posted earlier is legitimately hilarious, it does take a certain level of vulnerability to post the worst photo of yourself online for all to see, so here is another pic of me taken with 24 hours of that one, where I don’t look AS much like the guy from the Pit of Despair
Selfie of Comedian Sara schaefer wearing overalls, Christmas ornament earrings ans and a festive red and black bow in her hair
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Posted the most horrific AND hilarious photo of me ever taken. It’s rare something so magnificent is captured accidentally. Thank you to everyone involved and especially to my brother for repeatedly sending close ups of this photo to the family chat. The comments are hilarious. Please add your own
Young boy holding a water bottle he received on Christmas morning. In the background something is lurking, something resembling human form.A closer look at the previous photo. You can now make out what is in the background. It could be a muppet. Or maybe Bruce Vilanch?We now start to see the person in the background up close. It could be the guy from the Pit of Despair.The true horror up close in all its glory. A blurry cropped image of comedian Sara schaefer, mouth agape, chin tucked in as far back into the neck as it will go, eyes crazier than a cartoon who just got hit over the head with a hammer.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Drilling a hole in the ceramic was actually easy. The trickiest part was figuring out how to secure the socket to the vase. I ended up using a dollhouse circle window and a pill bottle cap. So happy!
A hand holding a green vase showing the hole drilled for the lamp cord. Wooden dollhouse circle window framePill bottle cap, nestled inside a wooden circle, with a light socket fixed in the center
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I made a lamp for my sister-in-law out of a thrifted vase and shade! Very happy with how it came out
Small green vase with yellow dot pattern on a work table. Completed and lit lamp made from small green vase. The shade is beige, and sits upon a crafting work table with various supplies scattered about.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Look at this one
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Today’s thrift store find: MICROWAVE MIRACLES Naturally enough, you’re anxious. But once you see these appetizing meals you’ll be so excited to use your microwave.
Hand holding a hard cover book entitled “Multi-power Microwave Miracles.” There is a table set with food, with a flower pattern table cloth. On the table is a pot of white rice covered in some kind of meat and vegetable mixture. In the background are chalices filled with nuts and sauces of unknown origin. A large metallic pitcher and ornate wood lattice gives the entire scene the feeling of a medieval feast. The opening page of the book, reading “MARVEL AT COOKING WITH MICROWAVES
Naturally enough, you're anxious to begin using your new microwave oven. But do take the time to review the material in this section. It's not only interesting and helpful; it will pay off for you in terms of getting the most out of your oven.
Although the way the microwave oven works may seem almost miraculous, the basic principles behind its cooking of food are not difficult to understand” with a line drawing of a cooked turkey.A table scene with a plate of filet of fish (skin and tail on) stuffed with some sort of beef mixture. On top of the fish lays three slices of bacon. There is a side of mashed potatoes with capers. A fish sculpture and driftwood rounds out the scene.A table scene set with a straw picnic plate with a hamburger, pickles, tomato and onion. Behind this plate is a cutting board with a mound of raw beef nestled beside a crock of relish and catchup. A strawberry paper cup has what looks like black coffee but is probably soda.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Porchy is so out she doesn’t even notice
A cat wearing a Christmas bandana asleep with a piece of popcorn resting gingerly on her paws. Close up of a piece of popcorn on a cat’s paws while she is deep asleep.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My dad asked me to help decorate his door in the retirement community and specifically requested I use my own handmade ornaments. Very excited to hear about what the residents think about the tree topper
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Merry Christmas to this guy and this guy only
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I also designed their annual report brochure. Got to learn a lot about InDesign 😅 Consider making a donation if you are able! They do such good work. Flagshelter.org/donate
A person’s hands holding open a four page accordion fold brochure cut in the shape of a house. Small text appears on bold colors of orange, brown, blue and tan.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Posting a clipped version here but I had the privilege of working on the annual campaign for the amazing @FlagShelterOrg.bsky.social and made this video. I’m so happy to use my creativity and incorporate a handmade feel into such a good cause!
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Me four months ago: we have to take this stray cat to the shelter Me tonight: hold still. This is for the Christmas card
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Small business Saturday deal! 3 items gets you a 31% discount. Weee! Naw bro! Bobosnook.etsy.com
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
literally shop small 🥹
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Update: the cheese ball turkey went on ozempic
Half eaten cheese ball with pecans as “feathers” and pretzel rod as the neck. Candy eyes and a carrot make the eyes and beak.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Nothing but respect for MY turkey
Cheese ball decorated with pecans and crackers to appear as a turkey. The turkey neck is a pretzel rod with candy eyes and a carrot as the beak.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Here’s how I made the tiny scissors and tape dispenser for my gift wrap kit/ornament. Get yours here: bobosnook.etsy.com
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
1:12 scale miniature gift wrap kit / ornament all handmade by me! You can literally use this to wrap a tiny present. There’s also a plastic tub version for under bed storage 🥹 Get yours now ⬇️
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Tinder bios in 1760 were like
18th century embroidery sampler in blue on off-white linen. The top 4 rows are capital letters of the English alphabet, following by 3 rows of lower case and numbers. The next three rows are larger capital letters followed by symbols of crowns. Below these rows embroidered words read "Behold the Daughter of Innocence how beauti-ful is the mildnels of her Countenence" signed in stiches Eliz Laidman, April 1760
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Celebrated 5 years of marriage last night! We ate an amazing meal at a restaurant in a 19th century building in Midlothian VA, which in the 90’s was a place where I went for church activities. Very surreal to be here, life is a goddamn puzzle. Also yes scott is holding his own hands in this photo
A photo of a married couple at a restaurant.Old black and white photo of a two story brick building built in the 19th century which was a general store in Midlothian Virginia. Two men stand on the front porch.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Introducing two new items handmade by me! The mini “NAW BRO” neon sign and a miniature gift wrap kit that is (mostly) functional! Order yours at bobosnook.etsy.com
Miniature neon sign that reads “naw bro” in green and is encircled by a Christmas wreath. Miniature box of gift wrap supplies hanging on a Christmas treeMiniature neon sign that reads “naw bro” in blue, hanging on a Christmas treeMiniature gift wrap kit displayed on a table next to a small tub. Tiny gift wrap, scissors, tape, boxes, gift bag, ribbon and tissue paper
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Walked with my friend around the James River canal walk / flood wall trail. It’s been great re-discovering my hometown (Richmond VA) since moving back.
A picturesque scene of the James River flowing under Manchester Bridge in Richmond Virginia, highlighting the harmony between structure and nature.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
One of my favorite things I’ve ever made. 24,000 half stitches. The half stitches give it a hazy look which I love (and made it easier 😅) #crossstitch #crafts
A detailed cross stitch artwork depicting a serene river flowing through wooded mountains. The sun is setting and reflecting on the water.
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Brisk morning on the front porch with Porchy. She chose us a few months ago and I guess I’m a childless cat lady now
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Currently working on finishing some overdue Etsy orders. I thought it would be cool to make custom mini marquee signs for people, but gravely miscalculated how long they would take me. Anyway at least people ordered signs that fit the current mood!!
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