Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I’m not helping the delivery robot. I know it doesn’t have feelings. I’m helping the person waiting for their burrito. 090
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 17/02/2026It’s not that I don’t have any more fucks left to give. It’s just that I’m more selective about who I give those fucks too. #Perimenopause 0120
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 18/11/2025It's amazing that Chuck Schumer was able to get unanimous consent from the senate until you remember how many men in that room don't know what consent is. #EpsteinFiles 1121
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Obama woulda walked over there picked that flag up and put his hand over his heart. 2275
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Going from “Grab ‘em by the pussy” to “Quiet piggy” is not really the arc I want in my president. 822950
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 14/11/2025A fun thing to do if you have MAGA relatives is print out the Epstein emails, laminate them, and use them for placemats at Thanksgiving. 410228
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 10/11/2025When the WGA and SAG/AFTRA are holding the line but the DGA swoops in and messes it up for everybody. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/u...nytimes.comDemocratic Defectors Relent on Shutdown, Backing Bill to Reopen 16915
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I thought this was an alligator ice sculpture melting into astroturf. 130
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Does anyone else feel weirdly calmed as we get closer to polar night on Svalbard or is that just my side of TikTok? 120
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 28/09/2025“The US is invading Poland?” “No. Portland.” Is a conversation I just had. 618619
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Maybe, just maybe, capitalism will be what saves democracy. 180
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Unless she flew to Epstein's island, I do not care. Release the Epstein Files! 081
Reposted by Sarah WatsonKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The last political column I was allowed to write in the @washingtonpost.com was a criticism of Obama. His people took issue with my piece, but we were respectful. Now he is tweeting in support of me. This is how free political speech and respect for debate *actually works*. Or used to work. 359292397407
Reposted by Sarah WatsonBarack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/09/2025After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.yahoo.comLet’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy KimmelTrump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet. 19826138319527
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Labubus are Monchichis that somebody fed after midnight. 040
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 03/09/2025This is bringing up so much church shit for me. Menlo Park Presbyterian Church (Menlo Church) enabled predators for decades. Rev. Walt Gerber is dead now so I’ll never get to ask him why he protected those monsters. But I can ask every member of congress who forced these women into this position. 0106
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 03/09/2025These survivors should not have to be doing this. I’m in awe that they are. But they should not have to. Release the fucking Epstein files. 092
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Oh man. I went to bed early last night and missed all the “we thought the thing happened” fun on here. 1111
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Trying to help my teacher husband be a hero! #TaylorSwift #TravisKelce #FinallySomeGoodNews 0191
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Since Disney switched to MicrosoftTeams, the first five minutes of every notes call is spent waiting for the people who can't get in because, well, Teams. The second 5 is spent discussing how bad Teams is. Then afterwards we debrief (over Zoom) to discuss the notes and also how bad Teams is. 91399
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Ready for the No Kings rally. I’m disgusted watching our country descend into fascism. America is worth fighting for. ❤️🇺🇸💙 0287
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Social media hasn’t been this fun since that night we all stayed up late waiting to see if Trump had Covid. 0313
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Going to bed as a West Coaster and knowing I’m going to wake up to at least 5 unhinged news stories everyday really hits different tonight. 2240
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 06/06/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a top hat and a white shirt is saying `` no , stop , dont '' .ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a white shirt is saying `` no , stop , dont '' . 0121
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 05/06/2025It’s like watching two Beta Fish in a bowl eat each other. #TrumpMusk 182
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 03/06/2025IT'S WRITING WEATHER AND I'M ON SCRIPT! Praise Poseidon! 0110
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I look forward to not having to routinely explain to my parents that Max is HBO not Cinemax. 1130
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 12/05/2025The immense challenge of giving Daisy her meds. 6823
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 11/05/2025My friend has a government job and she once had to turn down a five dollar Starbucks card because it could be considered a bribe. 321251
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Pope Francis: I’m going to be JD Vance’s worst papal nightmare. Pope Leo: Hold my Malort. 1141
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I’m so excited we won’t have to pay a tarif on the new pope. 0252
Reposted by Sarah WatsonCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I’m so annoyed with myself for not coming up with this. Man just put me to shame. 161850128
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 08/05/2025JD Vance and Marco Rubio are outside the Vatican right now chanting, STOP THE STEAL. 0110
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Chicago gonna be lit tonight. Catholics celebrating in the streets and flipping cars like the Cubs just took the series. 1132
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Hear me out. A children’s picture book about the seagulls on the roof of the Sistine Chapel during the Conclave. 2191
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Me shifting into some sort of feral protector mode every time Trump talks about little girls.media.tenor.coma woman says " i will protect you all of you " in a bbc america adALT: a woman says " i will protect you all of you " in a bbc america ad 180
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I had a lisp as a kid so this is not my first time saying, May the Fourth be with you. 080
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I saw this on my walk this morning and am still shook. I feel like only Gen Xers will know what I’m talking about. 9220
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Grifting off the resurrection of Christ is certainly a vibe. 181
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Thank you to Harvard for attempting to make up for the fact that they let Jared Kushner buy his way in. 0185
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 13/04/2025We’re one news cycle away from learning incels hired a crisis PR firm to help them rebrand as “hey, it’s our choice!” 2190
Sarah Watson @sarahwatson42.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The SNL writers hearing about this Penguin kerfuffle.media.tenor.coma man wearing a blue sweater is smiling while standing in front of a yellow wall .ALT: a man wearing a blue sweater is smiling while standing in front of a yellow wall . 050
Reposted by Sarah WatsonCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures. 259394938018