Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I saw a bird die at work today and I am too soft for everything now. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If you can’t handle me at my manic, you don’t deserve me at my pixie dream girl. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Nothing makes me lose confidence in knowing my password faster than knowing there are only five chances to get my password right. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Happy open windows with seat heaters on to all who celebrate. 010
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Nothing sends me into a blind rage faster than cutting a circular pizza into little squares. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? 010
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Day 8 of hoping to see Girl Scouts at my usual grocery store to no avail. Morale is low. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Pretty rude that it's the beginning of February and we're already halfway through February. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I wrote this as an ode to Minnesotans and a fuck off to ice. 🖤🧊 161
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 04/02/2026"People often misunderstand nonviolent protest. It is not merely eschewing violence. It doesn’t mean that we are silent or that we are not angry. Instead, nonviolent protest means, among many things, that we understand who we are fighting." 000
Reposted by SarahJohn Picacio @johnpicacio.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com 319159325160
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Love editing my 1400 word post to 1200 words so I wind up with 1500 words. #writermath 110
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I’m asking too much from the gay hockey player show, but it’s not fixing my anxiety about the state of the world. 010
Reposted by SarahAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0... 1534561234
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Spent some quality time with my bestie this morning: the paper shredder. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 12/12/2025There are simply not enough little treats in the world for me to do my job right now. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Regular therapy is for summer. It’s winter, tell my therapist I need: 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 10/12/2025My least favorite part about AI so far is that when I see, “Weird Al” I question whether I’m reading about one of the greatest musicians of our time or a new strange development in or technological hellscape. 010
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 09/12/2025“May god have mercy on my soul.” Me, entering CostCo without a cart. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Women over a certain age age up at 3am because we’ve evolved to cast spells with our coven at that time. 010
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 03/11/2025If y’all ever want to get me a present, know that I have a very full cart at bookshop.org. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I’m in Philly for the week and the muscle memory of glaring down cars that are about to hit you as you walk in front of them is in TACT. 💅🏻 010
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Made my new therapist laugh in our first session so the bar is set and I can look forward to chasing that high at every session following. 120
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I am at the “cleaning the house feels like a fun treat” point of my to do list. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 28/09/2025More bake-off tonight and learning that Iain is baller enough to land a lady who is a foot taller than him and attends a regular pole dancing class. Still rooting for Jessika, this drag king. 020
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 25/09/2025In January my optimistic ass set a goal to submit 50 times in 2025. I just submitted #13. 🫠 010
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 21/09/2025GBBO really said, “and Jessika is a drag king by night.” AND LEFT IT THERE LIKE I DIDNT NEED TO SEE EVERY DRAG PERFORMANCE JESSIKA HAS DONE?!? 010
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The internet used to be louder and nicer and honestly? Same. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Vulnerability is wearing a jumpsuit on your road trip so you have to be naked in every truck stop east of the Mississippi. 020
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Thrilled to tell you that upon editing my recent post from 1300 words to 1200 words it is now 1420 words. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 12/07/2025The company culture where I work is communication through osmosis and I am not porous enough for this to be effective. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 10/07/2025PSA: If you see someone older than you and you like their outfit you’re legally required to tell them out loud. Preferably using cool slang as though they’ll understand you. 0123
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 06/07/2025After working in customer service for over two decades I have finally been tipped in drugs. Past me would think this is very cool and present me is very square and very tired. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Mark as unread is not enough. I need a schedule send for texts. 000
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I wrote about two things that give me the heebie jeebies: leeches and wellness influencers. 072
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I'm taking requests on what my new personality should hinge on: open.substack.com/pub/sarahgar...open.substack.comMost of My Personality Was Job Huntingtime for a new personality. 010
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social · 12/05/2025@pointsincase.com published my daydreams about prospective employers I've met along the way. www.pointsincase.com/articles/cir...pointsincase.comCircles of Hell Revised for Badly Behaved Prospective EmployersLIMBO: For employers who ghost a candidate. 041
