Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 30/09/2026Two sleeps 'til October's Bandcamp Friday! Just saying...you should probably watch this space 👀 151
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 29/09/2026Cool, thanks for the heads up @signal.org. I'll just magically conjure up the money to replace both my laptop and desktop computers in the next two months, no problem 😑 021
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 22/09/2026I'm playing a show, sort of! I'll be on hand providing some percussion and backing vocals to @mollylewis.wtf at this masks-required, wheelchair-accessible, PWYC show on Nov 7 at Left Bank Books! Also: I can't remember the last time I was involved in a show with such a cool, custom-drawn poster 😍 050
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 18/09/2026Next time you need to block someone, you can drop this bad boy in the thread first 000
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 17/09/2026I know, intellectually, that if I could buy Vimto anywhere I'd certainly 1. drink too much of it, and 2. get tired of it. But the heart wants what the heart wants, and every 10 years or so I come across some and think of what could be 😭 020
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 15/09/2026I don't know if y'all have ever taken a photo that absolutely deserved to be a meme, but I just came across this sign I saw in a Salvation Army thrift store in Michigan in 2003, and "guilty of a larceny by trickery" is absolutely perfect. 250
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 15/09/2026Have you never seen this legendary picture of me at Radhouse the First?? 110
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 14/09/2026Man, I just cannot keep track of all the gen Z slang these days 030
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 11/09/2026[whispering to my date when Kapi, the capybara mascot for ESC 2027, appears onscreen] that's Kapi 141
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 02/09/2026Just a gentle reminder that "it's this one iconic meme" is not the most effective way to write an image description 💜 100
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 27/08/2026Every time I housesit or petsit for a friend I leave their TV logged into my @dropout.tv account, like a Johnny Appleseed of comedy. Just got this message from one of those folks, in case you didn't think password-sharing works! 0122
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 17/08/2026File this under "Weird stuff I only know about because of my dad's job." 120
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 04/08/2026I choose to believe that Lane Bryant is trolling their own customers, and I love that for them. 020
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 27/07/2026(Record scratch) (Freeze frame) Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess. 020
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 27/07/2026If you haven't seen the Arby's logo generator, you're missing out on some quality giggles. This is my favorite so far (also my favorite Josh Ruben bit). 010
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 08/07/2026Just another reminder that jokes in alt text are great, but make sure there's an actual description in there too! For example, the below image neglects to mention that the capybara's expression kinda suggests that he is Done with Your Shit. 032
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 25/06/2026I haven't drawn a comic in uh...easily 15 years? But all the cartoonists I follow are saying today is #MakeATerribleComicDay, so I was like "well hell, I guess I can do that." 150
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 19/05/2026Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone 030
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 09/05/2026I cannot express enough that this has never and will never happen. 140
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 07/05/2026Sorry, someone just pointed out to me that the name Chubby Checker was supposed to be an obvious play on Fats Domino and I can't think about anything else. I just stood there doing this face for a solid 20 seconds 1114
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 04/05/2026I almost don't want to edit this, because I'm just so intrigued. Like...literally how the fuck did we get here. 000
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 30/04/2026Question: Would you buy eucalyptus soap from a company that doesn't know the difference between eucalyptus and rosemary? 120
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 15/04/2026I need to know who the fuck wrote this third-grade-book-report-ass synopsis of SLC Punk. This was from an official listing for a DVD box set of "Sony Classics," ffs. 110
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 09/04/2026I never use shit like DoorDash, but tonight we're celebrating and my roommate wasn't feeling up to walking or busing. But if I'd seen these fees in advance, I'd 1000% have walked to the cheaper burger place by our house instead of 'treating' us to @lilwoodys.bsky.social. This is insanely predatory. 200
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 25/03/2026Should I appeal this label? I mean, it is technically incorrect -- the image does involve nudity, and isn't sexually suggestive. Thoughts? 000
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 25/03/2026Also it turns out the Dalziels are kinda freaky? I know they're using the word "proper" in some specific heraldic sense here, but it does make the description extra funny. 100
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 24/03/2026I am pleased to announce that I successfully made a @blackforager.bsky.social recipe for the first time! This magnolia syrup is so nice in seltzer; I'm thrilled that I can now enjoy my favorite tree with more senses 🥰 031
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 21/03/2026Not only was it real, it looked even worse in physical form. 210
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 20/03/2026I was wondering why Lumo, the unhinged 2025 Eurovision mascot, had suddenly breached containment and filled my feed with normies having hysterics. Apparently it's because the new 2026 mascot was announced -- and it's also bad, but still an order of magnitude less fucked up than Lumo. 220
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 20/03/2026The physical costume was even worse, if you can believe it. It honestly looks like A.I. slop, or the result of a dare. 110
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 20/03/2026Heard some podcasters talking about music and one of them compared an artist to Jelly Roll, and I was like "Wow, cool that they're talking about one of the first recorded jazz musicians in history, but I can't see how he relates to Eurovision." 🤔 120
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 10/03/2026This was rejected because I used the F word, but THEY ASKED FOR YAOI WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO??? 120
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 07/03/2026Me: I don't care about the personal lives of artists I like, that's none of my business. The internet: Miriana Conte is dating a gay Maltese footballer named Jade Flask. Me: 020
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 23/02/2026I saw this tumblr post a few days ago and thought "Aha, a humorous overreaction, how droll." Then this skeet came across my dash today casting aspersions on my literal favorite food on the entire planet and I became one with seravph. 130
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 14/02/2026Really loving this guy who looks if Baby Lasagna had a Tommy Cash era. #benidormfest 010
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 10/02/2026I suppose you COULD describe me as floating in the nebulous ether between the board game community and scifi/fantasy authors, with COVID advocacy and paranormal podcasters within arm's reach. 010
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 03/02/2026Someone with better Photoshop skills please make a version where Kokomo is carrying Diaz like a puppy. 031
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 02/02/2026Everyone who has ever been mean to me should have to explain themselves to her. 040
Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 17/01/2026Today in it being a small world: Every so often over the last 20-odd years, I have occasionally remembered a song I heard in high school, tried to track down its origin, and failed. This is the story of how I finally found it, and how EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED MAN 🧵 110