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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt

@sarahmaywalt.bsky.social
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Super Duper Villain. Exiled from #curling. Best friend of CHESTR. I use my evil powers for good. And I'm #trans. Deal with it. Not affiliated with the Costco Wholesale Corporation.

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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the things I will never understand about myself is how I can be so confident and so insecure at the same time. It's not just feigned confidence either. It's real, unshakable confidence that survives real, crippling insecurity about the same thing at the same time.
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a stunted chundermonger. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The problem with being a confident, emotional, stubborn bitch is that few people like a confident, emotional, stubborn bitch.
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a stupid, ugly, cowardly failure of a man, Fathead! #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, USA Curling is a dirt track trough urinal. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tuesday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are going to be remembered for this. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They say you catch more flies with honey than vinegar... But what about a flame thrower?
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So excited to see everyone joining the #HogwaterChallenge! Soon toilet water will be drinkable again!
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, USA Curling is a sack of moldy tangerines. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench #WeirdAl #UHF
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sunday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, I bet you still use bumpers when you bowl. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saturday's #USACurling insult, Dear Dean, You are as attractive as a truck stop banana. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brak's mother fucking tales of suspense ARE BACK!!
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here is a hill I will die on: Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey is the greatest sequel in cinema history. "Get down and give me... infinity!" youtu.be/YFLWjP_S94w?...
youtu.be
Bill & Ted Defeat Hell | Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 4K Clip
YouTube video by Loving The 90s
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You still have a big, fat head, Fathead! #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a defective colostomy bag. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had a questionnaire for a doctor's appointment. A few questions dealt with how often do others belittle you, or threaten you, or things like "How often do you fear for your safety?" My answer was: almost all the time.
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a Mar-a-Lago cream donut. (Think about it!) #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tuesday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are the waste bin at a liposuction clinic. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Monday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, USA Curling is as morally bankrupt as a Trump casino and just as well run. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sunday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a sticky fart nozzle. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saturday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, USA Curling is as trustworthy as a "no credit, no problem" used car dealership. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Supreme Court of the United States has now lost all legitimacy. They had almost none left, but they lost the little they had. www.npr.org/2026/09/29/g...
npr.org
U.S. Supreme Court sides with Trump administration in third-country deportations
The Supreme Court allowed the Trump administration to resume deportations of migrants to countries that are not identified in their removal orders. It also plans to hear full arguments on the case.
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All hail the InfoWars Elf!
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a toilet full of broccoli. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench #JasonMendoza
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, USA Curling is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every morning, I get up, get ready for work, and put on my face-colored face paint.
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's accurate. #Spotify #TasteProfile
My Spotify "Taste Profile":

"Your musical world is a vibrant blend of synth-driven soundscapes and indie charm. Artists like Nick Lutsko, The Dream Eaters, and Starcadian are central to your listening, showcasing a strong affinity for synthpop, chillwave, and synthwave. You frequently explore genres like funk rock and indie pop, often with a retro-futuristic feel that bridges electronic textures with catchy melodies. While electronic sounds dominate, you also appreciate the storytelling and raw energy of indie folk and alternative rock, with artists like The Mountain Goats and CAKE adding depth to your sonic palette. This creates a unique taste that is both nostalgic and forward-looking, consistently returning to artists who craft intricate, engaging soundscapes."
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, I know I joke around a lot, but I want you to know that I genuinely think you're an awful human being. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This used to be my favorite time of the year--the start of curling season. This year, all I feel is a festering knot of bile and bitterness in the pit of my stomach.
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Listen to The Dream Eaters. Or else. youtube.com/shorts/UiIrf...
youtube.com
YES
YouTube video by The Dream Eaters
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, Good news! I hear you can finally join the FBI! P.S. - This is a bestiality joke. P.P.S. - You are physically attracted to goats. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why isn't anyone investigating Babies "Я" Us's ties to Vladimir Putin?
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, The funny thing is that you're probably paying a lawyer to read all these. Hi, Mr. or Ms. Lawyer! You know you're working for a cowardly tool, right? Charge USAC double. They have the money! #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sunday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, Seriously, you all won't even respond to me. You discriminated against your trans curlers, pocketed millions, and you hide like a sticky turd. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saturday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, Just a reminder that all I'm asking you and USA Curling to do is OWN IT. Announce that you don't care about trans people. Stop pretending to be the good guys. I'll stop! #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So a year and a half of tepid questions got them... the same thing as if they actually did their jobs. www.axios.com/2026/09/18/t...
axios.com
Trump bans CNN, MS NOW and Politico from White House
His post leaves the ban's exact scope unclear.
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@richaucoin.bsky.social is an amazing Canadian artist. youtu.be/JL5RbBU-5BE?...
youtu.be
United States: A Rhapsody in C
YouTube video by Rich Aucoin
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, It's unconfirmed, but I may have just discovered dark matter in my Science Toilet! It reminded me of you. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench #darkmatter
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a wet fart at the start of a non-stop flight to Sydney. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm not usually one for religious music, but I know a banger when I hear it. youtu.be/hkTgYiMDRHY?...
youtu.be
Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
YouTube video by Joseph Murray
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A lot of people have been trying to tell me that Bernie Sanders is a good person. I told you so.
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Which is more important to protect women: Making it illegal for trans women to use the women's bathroom? or Prosecuting known sex traffickers? You know, it's almost like they don't give a shit about protecting women!
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just want to remind everyone the FBI is now accepting applicants convicted of bestiality. Me playing on a women's team? That's a bridge to far.
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a bigger disappointment than non-dairy cheese. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We're back. Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You know all those "Ceasefire Cards"? I cursed your name as I sent every one... so I'm counting them as insults, you cowardly jerk! :) #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This has been the worst 12 months of my life. Let me be clear: I've been bullied. I've had horrible losses. I've had dreams die. I've had people betray me and social circles collapse. I've been discriminated against. But I've never had it all happen in such a complete and sustained way.
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He does, indeed, suck.
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catester 🥌🚵🏻‍♀️🕉️🐾💻🎵🩷💜💙 🇺🇲 🇨🇦 @catester.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A family of bears had a little frolic in the front yard this morning. 🐻🐻🐻🐻
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I fight for trans rights. I fight for civil rights. One thing, however, must be made clear: If we lose democracy, we lose the ballgame. There is no issue, none, more important than that. Do not allow your disappointment in a candidate help an authoritarian.
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Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt @sarahmaywalt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
vote.org is legitimate. This musk knockoff is NOT, see?
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