Sarah Lind @sarahlindish.bsky.social · 12/12/2023I love that almond milk eggnog exists like the weird part of eggnog is the milk and not the shelled mucus 031 0
Sarah Lind @sarahlindish.bsky.social · 12/12/2023Please go easy on customer service/retail workers always and especially during the stink-o holidays. Please. I’m begging. 030 0
Sarah Lind @sarahlindish.bsky.social · 05/12/2023Just like Beyoncé, my ass is getting bigger. Unlike Beyoncé, my cash is not getting larger. 000 0
Sarah Lind @sarahlindish.bsky.social · 05/12/2023I need to stop referencing Jack Palance so much 010 0
Reposted by Sarah Lindpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/11/2023Sort-of watching a whole movie by ambiently catching all the main scenes on tv over a five year period is a lost art 1731024 0
Sarah Lind @sarahlindish.bsky.social · 11/11/2023Someone just gave me Crispin Glover’s phone number. It was not Crispin Glover. 220 0
Sarah Lind @sarahlindish.bsky.social · 16/07/2023I usually laugh pretty loud and my friend told me one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard and then she took a picture of me laughing very loudly. She also captured this little nugget’s reaction. 180 0
Sarah Lind @sarahlindish.bsky.social · 14/07/2023My cat starts purring when she sees me pet other animals. 120 0
Sarah Lind @sarahlindish.bsky.social · 13/07/2023It’s only 8am and I’ve said “though” way too many times already 040 0
Sarah Lind @sarahlindish.bsky.social · 13/07/2023I honestly think Hank Azaria is the announcer on LA trains 010 0
