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Sarah Keeler

@sarahkeeler.bsky.social
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Writer | Pilates & ballet teacher | full of untapped clown potential

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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I feel unsettled about the unquestioning acceptance of the “alt [federal agency]” accounts amongst fellow liberal and progressive Americans. I’ve been in cultish groups and it’s feeling cultish?
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
It’s only Pilates if it’s from the Pilates region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling fitness.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I’m sorry to report that silk pillowcases do in fact make a big difference. I could have saved so much money on various skin treatments if I’d switched years ago.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Just googled “guidance counselor for adults” if you’re wondering how I’m doing
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
When Harry Met Sally being employed for a *mayonnaise* ad all but proves we are living in the darkest timeline.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Down bad crying at the gym now means “calling my elected representatives from the treadmill “ between sprint intervals.
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Nina Jankowicz @ninajankowicz.com · 02/02/2025
A very short story about why USAID is important for American interests. 🧵 In 2012 Putin expelled USAID from Russia. In the aftermath of widespread protests against the regime, AID became one of Putin’s scapegoats for its support of Russian civil society, including election monitors 1/
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Everything is bad but the Dick Van Dyke Show is still inconceivably good.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Opened my inbox to discover I’ve been placed on D*ug Wilson’s mailing list? The fastest unsubscribe of my life.
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Vanessa Enriquez-Rios @pt007.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Here is a call script to urge your Congress members to act against President Trump’s actions potentially violating the Impoundment Control Act: Hello, [Representative/Senator’s Name],
My name is [Your Name], and I’m a constituent from [Your City, IL]. I’m calling to express my deep concern about President Trump’s recent executive orders directing federal agencies to withhold congressionally appropriated funds. These actions appear to violate the Impoundment Control Act of 1974 and undermine the Constitution’s separation of powers.

I urge you to take all necessary steps to investigate these actions, ensure transparency, and demand the release of improperly withheld funds. Please stand up for Congress’s power of the purse and protect our democracy.

Thank you for your time.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Time for a Call your Reps party! They must not comply with the administration’s attempt to violate the Constitution and stage an administrative coup. www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
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Use USAGov’s Contact Your Elected Officials tool to get contact information for your members of Congress, the president, and state and local officials.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
A “pause” is how it starts.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
If you haven’t seen Muppet Treasure Island lately, now is a great time.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Me: ok time to write about maple syrup! Nothing sad about syrup! Maple syrup producer: we might not be able to make syrup much longer due to climate change.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Starting a thread in which I will post one (1) picture of my dog each day. This is Cooper.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
How every day is in 2025. CC: @drpilar.bsky.social
Screen shot of a text message. One message reads “omg what a day.” The response reads “it’s 9:02 am.”
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Every time I do a phone interview for a story I speak like it’s my first day with a human mouth. Is there a continuing education course I can take that covers being human on a phone?
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Tom Riddle Jr. unleashed a murderous monster on muggle born students at Hogwarts then got an award for Special Services to the School for “stopping” the killings while the real threat remained concealed. Just thinking about that today.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Bring back Television Without Pity, you cowards.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
By the time I have taught my sixth Pilates class of the day, the word “pelvis” no longer has meaning. Pelvis is everything and nothing like existence itself.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
This Christmas give her what she really wants — an old man soldier doll with dangerously sharp teeth who looks just like her weird loner uncle.
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Sarah Keeler @sarahkeeler.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The only deadline is death.
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