Reposted by What can Brown do for you?Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 15/07/2026We're in a moment where straight size women are panicking because they're seeing themselves rewritten as part of an out group, and many are panicking. That panic response: reach for in group status by excluding the out group even harder. No solidarity. No empathy. Just self-preservation. 334038
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 13/07/2026In the airport and just walked past the gate of a plane that was just finishing deplaning and a couple in their 60s, who'd clearly arrived together but seated separately, reunited and gave each other a kiss and both said "I missed you" 🥹 130
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I'm at a traditional pub on the Dingle Peninsula in Ireland and there's a group of absolute losers here wearing MAGA hats, which is already embarrassing enough, but the icing on the cake is that these dorks ordered pizza lmao. 020
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 22/03/2026There are easily 4 dozen Cal Baptist cheerleaders at this 1st round women's tournament game. I assume they also have cheerleaders at the men's tourney. Is 1/4 of the student population on their cheer squad?? 000
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Dude in front of me just ordered a BLT on a cinnamon raisin bagel?? 110
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Look I feel fortunate to have mostly avoided discussion of looksmaxxing so maybe this is fake idk but speaking on authority as someone who DID indeed have their face bonesmashed (by a medical professional) I'm gonna tell you that it sucks and this is probably not something you should DIY! 010
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 19/02/2026My husband and I have discussed it and decided that a cat skiing would be two boards, attached to front/back legs on each side; and a cat snowboarding would be two boards, attached to their two front/two rear paws, respectively. Thank you. 010
Reposted by What can Brown do for you?Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area. (15 in Manhattan btw) 666112731355
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 07/01/2026"Oates Hall School of Music" is a great throwaway little joke in season W of A Man on the Inside 100
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Am I just particularly tender to it or are the weight loss new years ads especially aggressive this year?? 010
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Last week I went to a showing of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly on 16mm at Gardena Cinema and it was SO cool. The last family-owned single screen theater in LA! If you are in LA, I can't recommend more highly that you patronize this special place. 130
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Lol Christ, WeWork please be serious. Who wants to know this!? 020
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Happy Thanksgiving to this man giving away bondage gear on the local Buy Nothing 110
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I'm about to land at LAX and can see this from the plane lol laist.com/news/los-ang...laist.comThe world’s tallest Christmas tree is right here in LA. We have the numbersEach year, the Citadel Outlets in Commerce aims for the world's tallest fresh-cut Christmas tree. 031
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Woman at the bar next to me has told two people on the phone that she ordered "sliders and a coffee". She ordered an espresso martini lol. 020
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 25/10/2025The row of young women behind me on this flight is very loud BUT they're also gossiping about everyone they know which is great news for me, a very nosy person 140
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 08/06/2025What a miss that these are the only connecting modes of transportation available to combine with transit on Google Maps directions! I live a mile from a train station & have an ebike. Bike>train>bike is often the best viable option, but since it assumes I'm on foot it shows that taking far too long. 010
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 06/06/2025"earn Caruso Coins" we live in hell 020
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Losing it at this post in a local Facebook group 110
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Thank you, Google Photos, for this slideshow of salads I have eaten over the years 020
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Forgot before drying my face that I had used brown tinted dry shampoo 🫡 000
Reposted by What can Brown do for you?saxboy @saxboybilly18.bsky.social · 26/03/2025LA NO CAR CHALLENGE 0273
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Dug back through my twitter archive to find this one. Some of us have had feelings for...awhile. 020
Reposted by What can Brown do for you?lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/02/2025making and enjoying a good pot of beans... that really is the whole ballgame 192738
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Lmao I fuckin love local Facebook groups. This was in response to a post from someone asking for recommendations for good local Mexican restaurants. 000
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 10/01/2025LinkedIn is such a unique little corner of the internet hellscape lol 020
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 15/12/2024When people act shocked that I feel safe riding in a Waymo I should just point them to tonight when I took two Lyfts and one smelled like a foot/had a driver that honked at every car that didn't make an aggressive right on red, and the other literally drove the wrong way down a divided highway 010
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I decided to teach myself how to knit and let me tell you, from Buy Nothing to YouTube, it is just delightful to be taking up a hobby where every participant seems exceedingly wholesome and welcoming!! 040
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Me, Snapchatting from surgery recovery in 2022 040
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Trying so hard to explain aspect ratios to my mom as she complains that the randomly-cropped photos she keeps printing as 4x6 prints keep getting cut off 😮💨 010
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 30/11/2024All week I've seen all the memes about motion smoothing on boomers' TVs and been like "huh" but I'm currently watching my mom and her husband's television and feel like I'm losing my mind! 020
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Me: "wow and I've only had one glass of prosecco" My mom: "uhh no I refilled you, didn't you notice? You've had two" Things are going great 020
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 12/10/2024This interstitial in my silly little match three game is...certainly something 110
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 04/10/2024Hello, it's me. The Istanbul Enjoyer has logged on 010
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 15/08/2024Happy Itchy Pet Awareness Month to all who celebrate 010
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 12/08/2024Filling out some family history as I establish care with a new doctor and lol which of these is the right response when he's dead as a result. "Inactive" is one way to put it!! 020
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 29/06/2024Why does the UEFA Euro logo look exactly like Janice? 011
What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 22/04/2024My husband's grandmother gifted me this 1956 Betty Crocker cookbook and while there are many hits (so many gelatin based salads), this page and this one specific piece of advice in particular may be my favorite 020