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Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We're in a moment where straight size women are panicking because they're seeing themselves rewritten as part of an out group, and many are panicking. That panic response: reach for in group status by excluding the out group even harder. No solidarity. No empathy. Just self-preservation.
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In the airport and just walked past the gate of a plane that was just finishing deplaning and a couple in their 60s, who'd clearly arrived together but seated separately, reunited and gave each other a kiss and both said "I missed you" 🥹
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm at a traditional pub on the Dingle Peninsula in Ireland and there's a group of absolute losers here wearing MAGA hats, which is already embarrassing enough, but the icing on the cake is that these dorks ordered pizza lmao.
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
There are easily 4 dozen Cal Baptist cheerleaders at this 1st round women's tournament game. I assume they also have cheerleaders at the men's tourney. Is 1/4 of the student population on their cheer squad??
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Dude in front of me just ordered a BLT on a cinnamon raisin bagel??
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Look I feel fortunate to have mostly avoided discussion of looksmaxxing so maybe this is fake idk but speaking on authority as someone who DID indeed have their face bonesmashed (by a medical professional) I'm gonna tell you that it sucks and this is probably not something you should DIY!
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
My husband and I have discussed it and decided that a cat skiing would be two boards, attached to front/back legs on each side; and a cat snowboarding would be two boards, attached to their two front/two rear paws, respectively. Thank you.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area. (15 in Manhattan btw)
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"Oates Hall School of Music" is a great throwaway little joke in season W of A Man on the Inside
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Am I just particularly tender to it or are the weight loss new years ads especially aggressive this year??
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Last week I went to a showing of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly on 16mm at Gardena Cinema and it was SO cool. The last family-owned single screen theater in LA! If you are in LA, I can't recommend more highly that you patronize this special place.
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Come on, man
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Lol Christ, WeWork please be serious. Who wants to know this!?
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Old baby.
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving to this man giving away bondage gear on the local Buy Nothing
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I'm about to land at LAX and can see this from the plane lol laist.com/news/los-ang...
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The world’s tallest Christmas tree is right here in LA. We have the numbers
Each year, the Citadel Outlets in Commerce aims for the world's tallest fresh-cut Christmas tree.
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Woman at the bar next to me has told two people on the phone that she ordered "sliders and a coffee". She ordered an espresso martini lol.
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The row of young women behind me on this flight is very loud BUT they're also gossiping about everyone they know which is great news for me, a very nosy person
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Lol come on.
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
What a miss that these are the only connecting modes of transportation available to combine with transit on Google Maps directions! I live a mile from a train station & have an ebike. Bike>train>bike is often the best viable option, but since it assumes I'm on foot it shows that taking far too long.
Screen grab of a filter in Google Maps transit directions showing just two available options for connecting modes of transit - driving or rideshare
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
"earn Caruso Coins" we live in hell
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Losing it at this post in a local Facebook group
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Thank you, Google Photos, for this slideshow of salads I have eaten over the years
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Forgot before drying my face that I had used brown tinted dry shampoo 🫡
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Computer, enhance
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saxboy @saxboybilly18.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
LA NO CAR CHALLENGE
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Is that good
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
🎶 Papa Pita! Here we go again! 🎶
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Dug back through my twitter archive to find this one. Some of us have had feelings for...awhile.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/02/2025
making and enjoying a good pot of beans... that really is the whole ballgame
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Lmao I fuckin love local Facebook groups. This was in response to a post from someone asking for recommendations for good local Mexican restaurants.
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Life is such a rich tapestry
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
LinkedIn is such a unique little corner of the internet hellscape lol
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Titanic. Is that good??
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
lol
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I need a Merlin app for fish!
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
When people act shocked that I feel safe riding in a Waymo I should just point them to tonight when I took two Lyfts and one smelled like a foot/had a driver that honked at every car that didn't make an aggressive right on red, and the other literally drove the wrong way down a divided highway
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I decided to teach myself how to knit and let me tell you, from Buy Nothing to YouTube, it is just delightful to be taking up a hobby where every participant seems exceedingly wholesome and welcoming!!
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Me, Snapchatting from surgery recovery in 2022
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Trying so hard to explain aspect ratios to my mom as she complains that the randomly-cropped photos she keeps printing as 4x6 prints keep getting cut off 😮‍💨
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
All week I've seen all the memes about motion smoothing on boomers' TVs and been like "huh" but I'm currently watching my mom and her husband's television and feel like I'm losing my mind!
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
What a lil BRAT!
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Me: "wow and I've only had one glass of prosecco" My mom: "uhh no I refilled you, didn't you notice? You've had two" Things are going great
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I'm sorry, what size?
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
This interstitial in my silly little match three game is...certainly something
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Hello, it's me. The Istanbul Enjoyer has logged on
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Happy Itchy Pet Awareness Month to all who celebrate
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Filling out some family history as I establish care with a new doctor and lol which of these is the right response when he's dead as a result. "Inactive" is one way to put it!!
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
Why does the UEFA Euro logo look exactly like Janice?
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What can Brown do for you? @sarahkbrown.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
My husband's grandmother gifted me this 1956 Betty Crocker cookbook and while there are many hits (so many gelatin based salads), this page and this one specific piece of advice in particular may be my favorite
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