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Sarah Hapgood

@sarahhapgood.bsky.social
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Writer of strange tales, both factual and fictional. Also film reviews.

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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 3h
Did she miss the bit where Andy Burnham said recently he wasn't going to call a GE before 2029? There is no sound reason for us to have a GE in what little remains of this year. Is she living in 2019?
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 3h
Here we go again with the pigeon-hole stuff. I like the "not necessarily a millionaire" bit.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 3h
She has a point, & does any other season get this Big treatment? I wanted to be a Summer person this year, but 5 heatwaves really tried the patience somewhat*. Trouble is, they try and pigeon-hole us with everything these days. Lack of nuance. *altho weirdly, a part of me now misses it. Go figure.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 17h
Also down south.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 17h
Just been told the aurora can be seen over the UK tonight
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 19h
Just been called a "heartless cow" for the tiger story [awright teary 'orrible little snowflake, go and bawl into your beer]. God knows what he'd make of the image someone's just posted on here.
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Meryl Streep Emily Blunt
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 20h
Back in Victorian times there was a man here in the UK they tried to hang three times. When it didn't work, they gave up. He did a few more years in prison & was then let out. They're going to do this one again tho aren't they. Probably bloody well livestream it this time.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 20h
Tigers aren't playful pussycats hon. But I guess you've found that out.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This entire fricking regime gives us PTSD. Could it be any worse than seeing the aftermath of that school they bombed in Iran?!
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If only there was some group of people they could tax to raise money
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Blimey Sam, this is turning into quite a production.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Even now, every time I see the words "the Queen" I keep thinking they mean the one who passed away in 2022. Go away Camilla.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh get knotted Nigel. Tho I guess it might come in useful for anyone who's got an open fire.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People have often compared the way the modern world is going to 'The Hunger Games'. At this rate the US will turn into 'Death Race 2000'.
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Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Countries That Have Public and/or Live Streamed Executions Context: www.reuters.com/world/us-li...
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WHAT???
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been following Karl Bushby's return to the UK after walking around the world for 28 years, but I swear I shall scream if I see yet another comment by some BORING BASTARD going "you wait til he sees what the UK's like now her-her-her". Go and jump off Beachy Head.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Creepy Alien Boy invents "pervert glasses".
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cry more.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very sad and strange case.
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Ian Hall @ian64.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It pains me to think that the architects of the latter two abominations still swan around when they should be in cells. Liz Truss, in particular, is a warped, bollock-faced bag of stools who needs intensive therapy to cure her of the delusion she's a beacon of political thought. She's a twat.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
About time this was addressed. The last 10 years have been a complete fricking horrorshow. But you might also want to look at how many of us now refuse to contact, or cannot contact, a doctor to the mix.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More trustworthy up-to-date stuff from Google's AI Overview: yes, it's perfectly safe to travel to Kenya. There are zero cases of Ebola ... This is under news items abt how they've just had their 1st death from it, & 10 people are quarantined. Genius AI, genius.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Mumsnet works because the people on it are real". THEN GOD HELP US ALL! I accidentally stumbled upon a Mumsnet page a few months ago. It was the most vicious, toxic thread I've ever seen Online, & I know the competition for that is fierce. The bloody thing should be shut down.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every day I've been checking Google to see when he was going to swim the Channel, & it kept telling me he was still in Belgium. But he's done it, & he's back in Blighty for the 1st time since 1998. Now he just has to walk to Hull.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Am reading a book abt Cults atm, & have come across a Satanic neo-Nazi one - new to me - that originated here in the UK in the 1960s, & which has since spread across the world. The Order Of The Nine Angles. Hope Not Hate investigated them. Jeez, their Wiki entry freaked me out. What a time this is.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The modern year, in shop terms: Boxing Day until March, with blips for Valentine's Day & Mother's Day - Easter. After Easter until July - cans of beer, lawn care, & BBQ stuff. July & August - Back To School, usually begins before they've even broken up! Mid August onwards - Halloween & Christmas.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two questions: 1. Why did some people really think Donny's senseless war folly would be over in a matter of days? 2. Why did some people really think AI is the answer to all our prayers?
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"What happened to Princess Diana is not all in the past". Then, just an idea, perhaps it finally should be!! Jeezus maleezus, we've all lost loved ones. We don't all carry on like this decades later. The BBC doing a fine job as a snivelling book promoter for the aristocracy.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The amount of toxic rabid abuse Costa's gets on this site is hilarious. It makes me feel like a quiet rebel just for going there! As for the Buy Me A Coffee lot tho ... buy it yourself.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today's round of abuse, coming any moment now: 1. Accusing me of being a royalist 2. Pompously boring on that royal Charles is far worse than earl Charles. 3. Screaming in block caps abt how he hates the royals 4. Telling me to go and read 'Entitled'. Thanks you patronising cnut, I read it last year
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am sick of seeing this man's pouty face. BORE OFF. Stop using your sister, who's been dead for 29 years, to make money, & sort out your own private life. Diana played games with the Press. If she hadn't, AND HAD WORN A SEATBELT*, she might still be alive. *A little fact which is rarely mentioned.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Only just heard abt this. Lol. > The ICE leopards ate Milo Yiannapoulos’ face www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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The ICE leopards ate Milo Yiannapoulos’ face
For years he supported ICE abuses. Now he’s mad that he became the target.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've had it suggested to me that the ultra-wealthy are so miserable these days b/c the world isn't exactly the way they want it to be. Or I spose it could be that they're just such greedy penny-pinching sods they object to paying any tax. I'd have more time for them if they bathed in Champagne.
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Marie Antoinette: Sparklepandalana's Sweet Indulgence
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why are they all like this? Richer than God but never stop fucking whining. Moan, moan, fucking moan. And he always looks like he sleeps in his car. Wash your bloody hair, man. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here we go again, another wealthy tax-dodging bore ranting on abt immigration, North Sea gas, people on benefits etc etc. Oh just belt up and count your money down there in Monaco, you dreary old misery-guts.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They seem to be trying to reignite the English Civil War by yelling abt Diana, 29 years on.
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Rowan Atkinson's Pathetic Dismiss
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I used to think there were no more tedious Reply Guys on socmed than arch-Royalists. But these days the anti-monarchists give them a good run. The "if you dare criticise Earl Spencer you must be a royalist" mob. I had one screaming "FUCK THE ROYAL PARASITES" at me. Demented. All of them can do one.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
B O M B S H E L L. It's always a B O M B S H E L L, said in the way H G Tudor on YouTube would say it. B O M B S H E L L.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As we're all mentioning our favourite Stephanie roles: Dr Bea in 'Tenko', and Carolyn in 'Cabin Pressure' (sheer brilliance).
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone needs to take the "social" out of social media, b/c I can't be arsed to be social anymore. My heart sinks when I get notifications, and I can't be bothered to get into arguments with complete strangers. Unfortunately Bluesky won't let us have locked accounts. No I don't know why I bother.
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Have A Nice Day
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The whole Royal scene is becoming excrutiatingly tedious with its same old stories and never-ending divisiveness. Kate vs Meghan. William vs Harry. Fergie is short of money & wants to Tell All. Let's refight the Charles & Di years FOREVER. & now Charles fricking Spencer gobbing off again. ENOUGH!
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh for crissake. I liked Diana, but I'm rapidly getting sick & tired of hearing abt her. As for her dear ("I've got a book to sell") brother, people in glass houses really shouldn't throw stones. His private life has been a total horrorshow. Which is fairly typical for Spencer men.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Attempts to get the vile Tate brothers extradited to the UK. Them and their obnoxious supporters [& that includes Farage] are one of the most depressing aspects of modern life. How anyone look at a greasy inhuman slimeball like AT and think "yes he's the kind of guy I admire" simply beggars belief.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bet you any money you like some tedious Reply Guy will come in overnight, accusing me of being a Royalist. No, I just don't trust dodgy Earls who come from a sheep-rustling background.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why is all this coming out now, 29 YEARS ON? Oh silly me he's got a book to sell. This is the man who refused her help when she asked for it. FFS let her rest. We always knew she would cast a long shadow, but this is getting ridiculous.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's an awful lot of AI going on here. It's not making me warm to it.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Next up: The People's Republic Of Piddington is enclosed with barbed wire. All electrics and water are cut off. Biffa trucks are turned away at Checkpoint Charlie, as are Waitrose & Ocado delivery vans. A defiant Mr McNally appoints himself His High Excellency Supreme Commander.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is something sickening abt these Far Right gobshites who are suddenly soooo concerned abt women's safety. I r/ber the likes of Hopkins endlessly mocking those of us who supported the Me Too movement.
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Sarah Hapgood @sarahhapgood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The People's Republic Of Piddington embarks on its brave new world by welcoming blackshirt thugs. Way to go chaps.
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