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SarahEllen

@sarahellen1.bsky.social
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The original pick-me kids were the ones who HAD to have the white freezie
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
AI Use Cases by Evilness
"AI Use Cases by Evilness" with a little graph. Boy, I'm really gonna have to write all this alt text out eh? Well at least I'm not gonna use AI!!!

Broadly speaking I've lumped together three categories, from evil to comparitively non-evil
1. history will spit on your memory
2. maybe try using your brain
3. Honestly man you’ve gotta find a new word, the rest of these fuckers poisoned the well when it comes to “AI”, say you use “machine learning” no one hates that

Under category 1 we have
scams
deepfakes
creating "art" for commercial use
surveillance
hiring

Under category 2 we have
creating "art" for personal use
asking it to plan your life
writing your emails
summarizing
vibe coding

Under category 3 we have
analyizing trends in large data sets
beating humans at chess
medical research
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
current anti Ai vibes
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Do you think about Prince Alexei of Russia every time you get a paper cut, or are you normal
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My daily reaction to turning on the TV and seeing who the Jays have dragged out to pitch m.youtube.com/watch?v=L1QA... #bluejays #torontobluejays
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KEKE PALMER THE MEME QUEEN "SORRY TO THIS MAN"
YouTube video by Noah
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s Spring. 🌸 Go for a walk and admire the cherry blossoms. Accidentally dye your hair green. Best your romantic interest through academic performance. It’s what Anne Shirley would want. #booksky #amreading #readingcommunity #writingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Showing up to work in an high school English department as the only one who’s seen Wuthering Heights #amreading #amwriting #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #booksky
A man sits at a table for a press conference crowded with a comically large amount of microphones.
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Charli xcx really pulled a phill collins tho #wutheringheights
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
She…cut off half the book with no sequel… #readingcommunity #amreading
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
They should bring the glambot to the olympics
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
#bluejays #dodgers
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Doug Ford looking at failing Math EQUAO scores after gutting funding for education #onpoli #fordgovernment #ontario
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
#bluejays #worldseries
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Whatever happens, at least we had that #bluejays #worldseries
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The Blue Jays closing out game 2: #bluejays
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
#bluejays
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elmo and kermit from sesame street are standing next to each other and kissing .
ALT: elmo and kermit from sesame street are standing next to each other and kissing .
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The British and the French during WW1: #BlueJays
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Blue Jays fans watching Max Sherzer pitch: #bluejays
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Watching the jays #bluejays
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Watching the jays #bluejays
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Forget girl math, the only arithmetic I’m doing this summer is fruit math 🍑🍓🍇 How many days will it take for these peaches to ripen? x2= the amount of strawberries I need to feed 12 people
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Solved the mini in 36 seconds after a nine-minute clunker yesterday #amwriting #writingcommunity #amreading #readingcommunity
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I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Yankees when confronted with a ball they have to field: #bluejays #toronto #yankees
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Jays fans watching the Yankees implode: #bluejays #yankees
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Is coming up with an idea for a novel easy? No. But is writing the first draft a blast? Also no. But is editing said draft a pleasurable experience? No again. Makes me wonder why I spend my time doing this when I could be doing anything else. #amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Me, putting an Instagram time limit on my phone #booksky #writingcommunity #readingcommunity
Frog and toad
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Chapell’s song is the Gen Z version of “Since You Been Gone”..you start the verses thinking it’s going to go well and then…Good Luck, Babe #music #musicsky
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Fresh out the slammer (reading an 1000 page familial epic) I know who my first call will be to (the paciest mystery novel I can find) #amreading #readingcommunity #boosky
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
It is a fact, universally acknowledged, that a single man in a picture displaying a fish he has caught, must be in want of a wife #booksky #amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity #readingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s Spring. 🌸 Go for a walk and admire the cherry blossoms. Accidentally dye your hair green. Best your romantic interest through academic performance. It’s what Anne Shirley would want. #booksky #amreading #readingcommunity #writingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
And it’s a whale of a time!
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Master of giving the people what they want!
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Herman Melville after unloading six pages of whale trivia in the middle of his novel: #booksky #readingcommunity #amreading #amwriting
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
When the library book finally comes off hold on Libby after 17 weeks and it’s not what you were expecting #amreading #readingcommunity #booksky
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Garbanzo Bean is my father, call me Chickpea.
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Call me ChatGPT the way I’ve been stealing the best bits from every author I’ve ever read and mashing it up to make a less superior nonsensical version #amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Planning my #revpit submission means doing my favourite thing: procrasti-writing 😂 #amwriting #writingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
—————-Fin——————— 💛🖤🩷💚❤️🤍
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Aside from her love life, Katherine also had literary ambitions and was the first women to publish writing in English in England. 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Four months after Henry died Katherine caused a minor scandal by marrying Thomas Seymour, the man she had wanted for years. Thomas Seymour proved to be “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived” and behaved inappropriately with Katherine’s 14 yr old stepdaughter Elizabeth.
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 Katherine Parr— THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT Just like TTPD is an album for true Taylor fans, Katherine (or Kateryn as she signed it) is not as appreciated as she should be by the gen pop. The most notable of Katherine’s 4 marriages was her 4 year one to Henry VIII.
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Catherine Howard never had a chance with the King once rumours of her affair with Thomas Culpepper circulated, and she was executed before 20. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Catherine Howard— RED ❤️ “And I was never good at telling jokes, but the punchline goes”, Catherine was 17 and Henry was 49. Red is an album, at its heart, a breakup album about being fucked over by an older, experienced and unsuitable romantic partner.
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Just like Taylor’s first album, Anne showed enough shrewd wit to prove that she would be a presence for years to come, and found “A Place in this World” by agreeing to an annulment and being invited to Court time after time again. 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 Anne of Cleves— DEBUT💚 Just like Taylor’s first album, Anne of Cleve’s from Germany was a little rougher around the edges. Supposedly, she was the original catfish— the portrait painted by Hans Holbein flattered her to the extent that Henry was disappointed when he saw her in person.
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
During her life, Jane used her power for good telling Henry he needed to calm down and reconcile with his daughter Mary. When he died, Henry requested that he be buried beside her in St George’s Chapel in Windsor Castle. “Can I go where you go?” indeed. 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 Jane Seymour—LOVER 🩷 Jane Seymour was Henry’s third wife and reportedly softer than both Catherine and Anne before her, just like Lover was a softer side of Taylor after reputation.
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Just like Taylor’s in 2017, Anne’s reputation was not the strong with the general public. Although originally passed over by critics, reputation is a fan favourite now just like Anne, and its legacy lives on like Anne’s does through her daughter Elizabeth I. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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