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SarahEllen

@sarahellen1.bsky.social
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The original pick-me kids were the ones who HAD to have the white freezie
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
AI Use Cases by Evilness
"AI Use Cases by Evilness" with a little graph. Boy, I'm really gonna have to write all this alt text out eh? Well at least I'm not gonna use AI!!!

Broadly speaking I've lumped together three categories, from evil to comparitively non-evil
1. history will spit on your memory
2. maybe try using your brain
3. Honestly man you’ve gotta find a new word, the rest of these fuckers poisoned the well when it comes to “AI”, say you use “machine learning” no one hates that

Under category 1 we have
scams
deepfakes
creating "art" for commercial use
surveillance
hiring

Under category 2 we have
creating "art" for personal use
asking it to plan your life
writing your emails
summarizing
vibe coding

Under category 3 we have
analyizing trends in large data sets
beating humans at chess
medical research
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
current anti Ai vibes
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Do you think about Prince Alexei of Russia every time you get a paper cut, or are you normal
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My daily reaction to turning on the TV and seeing who the Jays have dragged out to pitch m.youtube.com/watch?v=L1QA... #bluejays #torontobluejays
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KEKE PALMER THE MEME QUEEN "SORRY TO THIS MAN"
YouTube video by Noah
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s Spring. 🌸 Go for a walk and admire the cherry blossoms. Accidentally dye your hair green. Best your romantic interest through academic performance. It’s what Anne Shirley would want. #booksky #amreading #readingcommunity #writingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Showing up to work in an high school English department as the only one who’s seen Wuthering Heights #amreading #amwriting #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #booksky
A man sits at a table for a press conference crowded with a comically large amount of microphones.
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
She…cut off half the book with no sequel… #readingcommunity #amreading
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
They should bring the glambot to the olympics
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
#bluejays #dodgers
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Doug Ford looking at failing Math EQUAO scores after gutting funding for education #onpoli #fordgovernment #ontario
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
#bluejays #worldseries
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Whatever happens, at least we had that #bluejays #worldseries
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The Blue Jays closing out game 2: #bluejays
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
#bluejays
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elmo and kermit from sesame street are standing next to each other and kissing .
ALT: elmo and kermit from sesame street are standing next to each other and kissing .
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The British and the French during WW1: #BlueJays
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Blue Jays fans watching Max Sherzer pitch: #bluejays
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Watching the jays #bluejays
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Watching the jays #bluejays
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Forget girl math, the only arithmetic I’m doing this summer is fruit math 🍑🍓🍇 How many days will it take for these peaches to ripen? x2= the amount of strawberries I need to feed 12 people
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Solved the mini in 36 seconds after a nine-minute clunker yesterday #amwriting #writingcommunity #amreading #readingcommunity
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I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Yankees when confronted with a ball they have to field: #bluejays #toronto #yankees
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Jays fans watching the Yankees implode: #bluejays #yankees
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Is coming up with an idea for a novel easy? No. But is writing the first draft a blast? Also no. But is editing said draft a pleasurable experience? No again. Makes me wonder why I spend my time doing this when I could be doing anything else. #amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Me, putting an Instagram time limit on my phone #booksky #writingcommunity #readingcommunity
Frog and toad
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Chapell’s song is the Gen Z version of “Since You Been Gone”..you start the verses thinking it’s going to go well and then…Good Luck, Babe #music #musicsky
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Fresh out the slammer (reading an 1000 page familial epic) I know who my first call will be to (the paciest mystery novel I can find) #amreading #readingcommunity #boosky
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
It is a fact, universally acknowledged, that a single man in a picture displaying a fish he has caught, must be in want of a wife #booksky #amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity #readingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s Spring. 🌸 Go for a walk and admire the cherry blossoms. Accidentally dye your hair green. Best your romantic interest through academic performance. It’s what Anne Shirley would want. #booksky #amreading #readingcommunity #writingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Herman Melville after unloading six pages of whale trivia in the middle of his novel: #booksky #readingcommunity #amreading #amwriting
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
When the library book finally comes off hold on Libby after 17 weeks and it’s not what you were expecting #amreading #readingcommunity #booksky
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Garbanzo Bean is my father, call me Chickpea.
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Call me ChatGPT the way I’ve been stealing the best bits from every author I’ve ever read and mashing it up to make a less superior nonsensical version #amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Planning my #revpit submission means doing my favourite thing: procrasti-writing 😂 #amwriting #writingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
a 🧵 that absolutely no one asked for: Tudor Queens as Taylor Swift Albums Disclaimer: I am a lover of history and Taylor Swift; I am not an expert in either fields. #TaylorSwift #history #amwriting #writingcommunity #booksky #amreading
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Me, looking around the gathered group of my loved ones: Is this intervention because I can’t stop playing ‘Sports Car’ by Canadian Icon Tate McRae? The doctor: I think you know what this is
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
A purchasing guide for Canadians looking to protest Trump’s tariffs 🇨🇦: #politics #polsky #canpolitics #usapolitics
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Does your film include at least 2 football players that have a conversation about something other than football? If not it doesn’t pass the Beckham test. #amwriting #writingcommunity #filmsky #booksky
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
i’m pretty sure ms trunchbull would have to force feed me like at least three huge chocolate cakes before i got sick of them #booksky
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
SO glad that I came across this essential note from when I started writing my novel. I would be completely lost without it #amwriting #booky #writingcommunity
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
It is true that everyone has the same 24 hours in the day, but I have to believe that Beyoncé is not shovelling as much snow as I have these past few days #ontariostorm #onstorm
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
When people try to incorrectly say New York style Bagels are better than Montreal…call it a schmear campaign
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The most tragic thing about Succession ending is that we will never get to see Kendall’s version of Not Like Us #Tvshow #filmsky
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Sometimes I wonder if I’m dramatic, then I remember the time I held a funeral in my classroom for a capless marker that had dried out
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
nobody can send you emails without your consent- Eleanor Roosevelt probably
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Wrote three sentences of my WIP today #booksky #writingcommunity #amwriting
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
When people ask “are you still working on that book?” they are failing to factor in that 50 percent of my “writing time” is actually scrolling social media #amwriting #writingcommunity #booksky
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SarahEllen @sarahellen1.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Did Winston die at the end of 1984? Tbh after reading that book I wished I had #booksky
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