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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
right?! ever since he was inaugurated, all these whitehouse.gov "articles" showing up in my google newsfeed. probably happened around the time google maps changed it to gulf of america
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
These comments do not disappoint
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Do you ever play a game with yourself where you try to predict what the comments are going to say before you read them and you’re always wrong
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Sir, with all due respect, what are you talking about
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Even the news has a numbing effect these days
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
It feels like the more content there is to consume the more bored we become. Even after we find a new thing to watch we get sick of it so fast.
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I wish Zelenskyy had just shown up in the same thing he wore last time
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I swear. Listening to him is making us all dumber
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Congrats Scott!
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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 17/07/2025
Hey friends! I did a TEDx talk and it's now up on the TED Conferences YouTube. It's possibly the best and most important talk I've ever done. I would ask that you watch it, and please SHARE it broadly and widely. Thank you! youtu.be/dVG8W-0p6vg #AI #Tech #TED
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Tech Promised Everything. Did it deliver? | Scott Hanselman | TEDxPortland
YouTube video by TEDx Talks
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
An economy? In this economy?!
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Get em Molly!
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I feel like we’ve been about to be in a recession for the last 18 million years
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
But it does follow their understanding of truth. If a lie was re-truthed 12,000 times it must be true. Truth is just how many times something was shared and from what I can tell they ain’t wrong
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I just found out that shares on truth social are called re-truths and I don’t think I’ll ever recover
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
We can go together then run away at the last second
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I feel like I’d be good at writing silly fictional stories to go along with recipes in cookbooks
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
You know things are bad when this is who’s working for DoorDash now
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I feel like every Hollywood studio has created a team of bots to go to their social media posts and comment “I am so sat”
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
that's what i thought!
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I don’t recommend the Billy Joel doc unless you want River of Dreams stuck in your head forever
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
New dating headline: Take me to Fogo de Chão Brazilian Steakhouse bitch
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
TikTok is no longer funny and Instagram Reels are. I’m confused but I blame deliberate sabotage
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Hey you left your sock at my place do you want me to bring it to you
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Yeah, I think more and more it’s a place for serious journalism that you wanna pay for. For random thoughts and stories, especially satire, it’s not great. Plus the constant need to subscribe to a monthly fee for every single Substack you read is not sustainable.
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Raise your hand if you still think of an alligator chomp when you write a greater than sign
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Reddit > Substack
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Definitely
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
media.tenor.com
an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...
ALT: an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I need to have sex again before the shit really hits the fan. That didn’t come out right
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I was on Fox News once 10 years ago so I guess this means I could be in charge of homeland security soon!
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Why is no one talking about the fact that two of the greatest pop piano players both have names that both the first name and last name are first names? Makes me think they're both products of some time traveling or alien type phenomenon. Sorry I drank one beer
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
That actually makes it worse thank you
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I can’t take three and a half more years of tariffs. I miss not thinking about global trade on a daily basis
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Create your own tv show with the click of a button! Interface: *18 million buttons*
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Maybe that’s why he likes her
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
lol
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Trying to imagine what Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry talk about......... not because I'm jealous just because I'm really jealous
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
and we gave him all our data
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
"Zuckerberg thinks those without AI glasses will be 'at a pretty significant cognitive disadvantage'" Like WHAT?
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
good point
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
It's so clear who Zuckerberg is now. As a college dropout, he had a twisted, manipulative idea and turned it into a billion dollar business. Now he's just chasing things. He's become a gimmick artist. He actually has no good ideas left and he can't admit it to himself.
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Honestly shut up. This is for single people who are homeless. Who have no home and no bed
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
This will change lives apple.news/AJ-lEDCGgSxi...
apple.news
'We Cracked The Code': First Hotel-to-Housing Conversion Using State Program To Open in Queens — City Limits
A pandemic-era program aimed to facilitate hotel and office to affordable housing conversions. After a slow start, and numerous financing and design challenges, its first project is opening in Queens.
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
There are no less than 1,998,087 parodies of Sydney Sweeney’s jeans ad now. I think we can move on
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I’m in a fight with someone on Reddit and never felt more alive
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Why is the news like newsing so hard like chill bro
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I want to be my best self but I also want a cheeseburger.
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Peach hasn’t been the same since Call Me By Your Name came out
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
*celebrity looks hot on red carpet* influencer: gag.
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