iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Von einer jungen Frau auf der Straße gesiezt zu werden, tut echt anders weh … Ich bin doch noch so jung und cool wie ihr!! 😭 [cries in #millennial]

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Aura @aurahack.ca · 07/09/2026

me when i see a hot girl

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Achievement of the day at work: single-handedly got the office to order pizza for lunch

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I‘m starting to suspect the time I‘m told to show up at the doctor‘s office does not in fact match the time in the doctor‘s calendar

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Me, watching scrapyard videos of people moving scrap all day: Man, I‘m in the wrong trade, I could be doing *this* and get paid for it!

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Me, arriving at the bus stop, seeing the other women: Oh, so *that* would‘ve been the weather-appropriate look of the day today

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

When you have to go to work but you‘d rather continue your new run in project zomboid

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Them: You always look so tired Me: Thanks, y-you too God, I‘m awful at this flirting thing

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

When you‘re tall so regular pants become 7/8 pants which are apparently in season right now

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I'll Allow It - Ken Jeong Meme

ALT: I'll Allow It - Ken Jeong Meme

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/05/2026

Real Estate: It’s Not Like You’ll Have To Pay It Off

With societal collapse right around the corner, it might be time to roll the dice on this stunning ranch home that will make the perfect fortification against debt collectors or roving cannibal gangs.

Reference #894710

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

under woke 2 we are renaming this month to Gay. we will probably do other things too but that's what we've got so far

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

New reason to not feel good enough for a potential romantic partner unlocked: they have several thousand followers on Instagram

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

At this point I‘m just stacking new heartbreak on slightly-older heartbreak and I‘m not sure if that is the way to go

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

As a Millenial, I have a very hard time accepting people born on this side of 9/11 as grown-ass adults, whatever their passport says

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I knew the movie was gonna be bad, but *oh boy* was it bad

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Is that as bad an omen as a doomsday fish or worse

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Totally envious of a maybe nine yo girl on the train confidently rocking sidecuts with a bun on top. Like, damn

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Candyce 🌊💙🩵 Want New Blue Connections? Follow Me 😊 @candycemv1.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Me, seeing an enthusiastic girl talk into the void (their phone-addicted parent) at the bus stop: Is she up for adoption?

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Also, gotta love the new corpo identity color scheme that was apparently by noone with working eyes

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Annual corpo security training be like: here are links to two 50-page pdfs, please check the box that you read and memorized all that

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Napping for several hours in the afternoon isn‘t normal. Without coffee, it is.

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I’ve decided that I need more carnivorous plants in my life

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I can‘t wear the jeans with the unintentional rips outside anymore but I can wear the one with the intentional rips. Make it make sense

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Every time I change the battery of my bathroom scale, it seems to permanently add 1 kg to my weight out of spite. Halp

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Breaking: New #NATO mission to protect ships that passed the strait of Hormuz from US piracy

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Other girls: I wish I had a boyfriend Me: I wish someone would tell me „You funny I kill you last“

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Reality reminding me right now why it was really important in the #Civilization games to avoid getting the warmonger status

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

2026 core: waking up and anxiously checking the news if a nuke was dropped or a new genocide started overnight

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/04/2026

Struggling with the work/WW3 balance.

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

My parents have a room behind the garage that works like the Japanese death row system: things that end up there are already doomed but it may take years for their final day to come.

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I hate that in the inevitable film adaption of that pilot‘s rescue mission from #Iran the whole lead-up to the war will probably make much more sense than what really happened in this timeline

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

*movie trailer guy voice*

new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Well I broke up with my situationship for the second time and I‘m crying my eyes out. Get on my level

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

This whole timeline is a joke already and noone‘s laughing

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Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @saraaaahh.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

No stupid jokes for #AprilFools‘ Day please. *vaguely gestures at everything*

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