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@sarzzzzzaa @bird_petals from various platforms jam band enjoyer Ohio slander account On Ohlone Land

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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You guys ever thinkin about these guys???
A European praying mantis hanging out on a garden trellis, caught frozen in the spotlight like a burglar in the middle of a break in
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It’s the most wonderful time of the year (Santa Clara Annual Clean Up Campaign), which is Christmas for my reuse/trash vulture friends We also get little presents like this on Nextdoor, I shrieked with joy when I saw it cc: @nextdoorsv.bsky.social
A Nextdoor post from a neighborhood in Santa Clara that says “We just put a bicycle outside our house and was taken by someone diving (sic) a limousine passing by.”

A still image from a home surveillance camera shows a view from the house toward the front yard and a hearse stopped in the street just past the fence
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Perfect. We’ve been sitting here talking all day and you all never bothered to learn my name. We’re so buried in our phones. Instead of giving someone a real smile, we send an emoji. I mean, we don’t even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone?! PornHub, Xtube, I know these names better than I know my own grandmother’s. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube, panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff. All great, but I ask you this - if I was a big old guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, and back? Think about that for one second.” but in the Burger King logo font (red text sandwiched between 2 orange half circles)
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
SpaceX Crew-11 Dragon Endeavor atmospheric reentry over Sunnyvale CA @12:32a PST 2025-01-15
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I suspect they think Silicon Valley looks something like this
An 8-bit pixel art illustration of Tokyo by artist eBoy, from their “Pixorama” series.
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Holy fucking shit I saw Goose at SF Masonic N2 holy fuckin shit
Goose band playing onstage at SF Masonic with many rainbow lights
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
In a lapse of judgement, this morning I attempted to make a new Facebook burner account to use strictly for Marketplace. Until I came across this. Gonna be a fuck no from me dawg
A screenshot of a Facebook identity verification instruction:

Header: Confirm your identity with a video selfie

Body: To make sure you’re a real person, we need you to record a video selfie. We’ll ask you to move your head during the recording to help us capture your face at different angles.
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#HandsOff San Francisco / Apr 5 2025 Me and 20k of my closet friends in the Home Depot parking lot (SF Civic center) #HandsOffSF #HandsOffSanFranciso #HandsOff2025 #MakeAmericaGayAgain
A queer [me] holding a protest sign in front of SF City Hall

My sign says:
Make
America
Gay
Again
[the word “gay” is colored in with the progress pride flag]My hot friends holding protest signs

My friend on the left holds a sign which reads:
Make
American
Government
Muskless
Again
[also contains an image of an erupting volcano with Elon and his lily white beer belly hanging out, shooting out of the top]

My friend on the right holds a sign which reads:
Cut
Government
Waste
[the words are superimposed over a guillotine that has chopped off Elon’s head, which is lying in a basket at the base of the guillotine]
A woman holding a protest sign that reads
Ok Donald- 
You Want Us
To Treat You
Like A
King?
[with an image of a guillotine below]A protestor holds a sign that reads:
Please!
Only You
Can Prevent
Fascism
[with a picture of Smoky the Bear in the middle]
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Me and the girls watchin our favorite channel
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I’m sorry to hear that - Looks like I got a video, I hope it can help
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
#TeslaTakedown including my favorite sign of the day
A protestor wearing a Statue of Liberty crown and a sandwich board notifying of upcoming events regarding the Hands Off action on Saturday April 5A protestor holding a sign with a picture of Trump in makeup similar to that of Divine, which reads
“Filth
is my politics
FILTH is my LIFE”
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
#TeslaTakedown
A person holding a protest sign which reads:
Don’t
Drive
A Turd

(And the T is the Tesla logo T)Two people holding signs
The person on the left holds a sign that says
BUY
A
KIA

The person on the right holds a sign that says
NO
👑s

(Presumably taken to mean “No Kings”)Two people holding signs
The person on the left holds a sign that reads:
I hate
DC Nazis!

The person on the right holds a sign that reads
I like my cat
better than
DOGE
Reject OligarchyA group of protestors
One holds a sign that reads
NO ONE
VOTED FOR
ELON
MUSK

Another protestor holds an American flag
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Tesla Takedown Sunnyvale - March 29 Huge turnout, possibly double last weekend The grandmas were back with their chairs! Had 4-5 agitators filming for their YouTube trying to pick a fight 🥱 Tons and tons of honks and waves!
This weeks protest sign which says
Elon
is a
NOOBMyself, moisturized, masked, holding my “Elon is a NOOB” signA person holding a sign that says
NAZIS
I HATE
THESE GUYSThe grandmas protesting from their walkers and folding chairs
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Kash Patel’s face lookin like the face babies make when they are actively shitting their diaper
Kash Patel making a face that indicates he’s shitting his diaper
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Tesla Takedown Sunnyvale - we got the furries and the grandmas, which means we are on the right side of history #TeslaTakedown
Protest pic centering a person in gray rat fursona wearing a black T-shirt, jean battle vest, holding a lime green sign that says:
Rodents
Eroding
Elon’s
EquityA group of protestors holding signs that say:
Boycott Tesla
No one is above the law
2 of the protestors are elderly women sitting on chairs and walkers and giving me ideas for next weekend
The other 3 protestors are standing around the seated womenA protest sign in red Tesla font that says:
YIKESA protest sign in black ink that says:
GTFO ELON
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
There’s a mockingbird that’s been starting his bullshit every night around 12:30a-1a The grebe, scrub jay, and robin in the recording were all his fine work Not pictured: car alarm, car door locking, other robotic sounds
Screenshot from Merlin.app showing an audiogram at the top and a list of birds below:
-northern mockingbird
-western grebe
-California scrub jay
-American robin
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I haven’t had the opportunity yet to get to know a baby I’m autistic and I’m pretty sure that since I’ll likely have trouble with baby talk I’m probably just gonna talk to him like a little pal of mine Also this is an incredible opportunity for me to crochet the funniest shit, starting with this
Screenshot from Ravelry dot com
“The nursing beanie”
An image of a woman in a blue shirt nursing a baby that is wearing a crocheted beanie that looks like a tittyThe titty hat in the flesh, or the fiber
An arm holding a crocheted beanie in cream and maroon fiber that is shaped like a boob with a nipple
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Me and my hot friends exercising our first amendment right to tell Elon to fuck off #TeslaTakedown @thejasonkelley.com
My dirtbag ass (purple mullet, acid wash jean jacket, belt bag, doc marten Chelsea boots) in front of the Van Ness Tesla showroom, holding a cardboard sign edged with blue tape that reads “I’ve had it with these motherfucking nazis in our motherfucking government”My dirtbag ass (purple mullet, acid wash jean jacket, belt bag, doc marten Chelsea boots) in front of the Van Ness Tesla showroom, showing off the back of cardboard sign edged with blue tape that reads “he doesn’t even go here”My friend in a brown leather moto jacket, brown pants, and EFF hat in front of the Van Ness Tesla showroom holding a sign on a stick that reads “Make American Government Muskless Again”My friend in a denim battle jacket with a variety of pins, black shirt with protest text (I didn’t get a good pic of it sorry!), camouflage joggers, brown boots, and sunglasses, in front of the Van Ness Tesla showroom holding a sign on a stick that reads “Cut Government Waste” superimposed over a guillotine with Elon’s head in a bucket
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I pruned the shit out of my stonefruit tree (a gamble, but it was a while since good upkeep) and now these Good Sticks are turning into wreaths and other upcycled shit
A leafless tree that has undergone a recent pruningA pile of sticks, and tools of the trade (a handsaw, a mug of tea, and a Bluetooth speaker)Sticks organized into piles by size and bendabilityA large teardrop wreath and a small round wreath hanging to dry
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It is March 3rd and I am absolutely already on my bullshit
A kitchen counter with a bowl of ground rosemary, a basket of dried orange slices, a pie plate with rosemary branches stripped of leaves, and a mason jar with cilantro sprigs in water
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Back in my Mohawk era
Side profile snapshot of an alternative-looking person with purple mohawk haircut. Person has stretched ears and many piercings, is wearing pink tinted glasses, and a blue bandana with pink flowers.
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I do in fact have this bumper sticker on my car and I regret to inform that the color did not last however the message remains strong and I often catch glimpses of people behind me taking pictures of my sticker spread
Image of a car bumper with various stickers:
-a small multicolored sticker “support your local dumpster”
-an iridescent skeleton hand throwing devil horns
-a yellow sticker with green font “life is trash and I’m dumpster diving”
-a black sticker with Frank Reynolds smiling face “when I’m dead just throw me in the trash”
-a pink sticker with a cartoon frog in a cowboy hat “this is my second rodeo”
-a green sticker with blue font with a cat on a skateboard “bye”
-a faded yellow sticker with black and red font “Keep honking! I’m sitting in my car crying to the cranberries 1993 hit single, ‘linger’”
-a white sticker with orange font “where have all the cowboys gone?”
-a shiny orange transfer sticker featuring the DMB firedancer
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This one keeps eating through my yarn as I crochet 😆
A calico kitten laying on a blue patterned blanket
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Screenshot from Facebook report flow that has been edited to say “I’m in this photo and I love it”
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Damn we really aren’t allowed to have fun anymore
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Building back my following list
A person laying bricks
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
YES. MY DOPAMINE
Screenshot of BlueSky search tab with Trending Videos beta section circled
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
We are so dumb. We are so cooked. #TikTokBan
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Dewey Cox’s dad saying “The wrong kid died!” From Walk Hard
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The green jacket that Melania Trump wore during a visit with immigrant children that reads “I really don’t care do u?”
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
PLEASE BE SO FOR FUCKING REAL
Screenshot of the TikTok app upon opening at 7:53P PST. 

“Sorry, TikTok isn’t available right now”
“A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can’t use TikTok for now.

We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!”
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Update to the update: been trying the old folk remedies from all corners of the world - the Amish onions on chest thing, abuela’s garlic honey spicy cure thing, golden milk every morning
A disgruntled person giving face at the camera. Covering them is a yellow towel and blue heating pad, which they are pulling down to reveal a half an onion placed on either side of their chest.
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Update: I inadvertently started a butterfly’n’b *not pictured: me rescuing the most caterpillar lodger from CRASHING TO EARTH because this idiot was swinging by a single thread preparing to pupate and it has been WINDY here
A monarch caterpillar 5th instar is simply chillaxin’ and maxin’ all cool on the underside of my front fenceA monarch caterpillar (5th instar) performing Cirque du Soleil - Lepidoptera from a q-tip that has been wedged in the side of the deck slats in my backyardMonarch caterpillar (5th instar) hanging from the same Q-tip but this time they are renting a lovely spot in my jasmine topiary
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Hello everyone I found a monarch caterpillar on Sunday and now have the privilege of being a butterfly motel for the next 8 to 15 days
A monarch caterpillar hangs upside down from a solar garden light in preparation for pupatingA bright green monarch chrysalis hanging from a solar garden light, lit by headlamp at nightA bright green monarch chrysalis hanging from a solar garden light, in daylight
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I’ve been sober from alcohol for 7 motherfucking years!!!
A graph from the I Am Sober app showing the duration of my alcohol sobriety as horizontal bars, indicating:
7 years
0 months
1 day
16 hours
51 minutes
16 seconds
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Casually living about 200ft outside the tsunami warning zone and trying to decide if a wall of water is smart enough to stop at the highway and decide it’s done enough
Screenshot of tsunami warning map for the South Bay Area in which my location pin is tucked gently just outside the warning zone
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
New residence, new neighbors to befriend
A western fence lizard basks on a wood stump.A western fence lizard basks on a wood stump, in landscape.
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Lowe’s is this a fuckin joke
Lowe’s large wardrobe moving box with the following checkboxes to label contents:
FRAGILE
Bedroom
Family Room
Dining Room
Kitchen
Bath
Basement
Attic
Laundry
Garage
A Load of Bricks
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
A brown fence with dozens of small pots of cacti and succulents along the bottom edge.
A white sign taped to the fence with blue painter’s tape reads:
(arrow) 
FREE!
-cactus & succulents
-succulent cuttings
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky Member Number Card which says:
Celebrating 10M users 🎉
#70,827 (first 1%)
Joined May 11, 2023
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Obligatory video reel of Gyps protecting our household from a fearsome predator and mortal enemy (Gray Kitty) and being absolutely PUFFED while doing so
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
LEAVE CATS ALONE
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Gyps feeling out some new enrichment
A black and white cat looks up at the camera. She lays on brown coffee filters scattered across the carpet.
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Hope, from Jefferson, OR
The inside of a door at a rest stop, with “Fuck Yes” handwritten graffiti
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
She missed me so much though (and I missed her) and she hasn’t stopped chatting nor left my side since I got home last night
A black and white cat lying on her side with her front paws curled into chest like a tiny T-Rex
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Panorama of Big Lagoon County Beach in Humboldt County, CA
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
It’s my favorite month, big gay wreath month
A green door with a wreath featuring flowers in rainbow color order (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink)
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Posting some good nature shit I saw in Ohiya 🐸 Gray Treefrog Complex
A greenish brown frog sitting inside a wagon handle, mid-croakA green frog sitting in a clearing of foliage next to a fountainA green striped frog sitting on mulchA greenish brown frog sitting at the edge of a pond
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Got ourselves a lil eepy beepy tangled peetsies situation goin on
A black and white cat curled up taking a nap on a fleece blanket. Her paws are stacked making it look like she’s tangled herself up.
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Sar @sar.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Good news: I found it on the floor (after eating most of the egg salad and crossing my fingers)
A hand holding a broken tine from a plastic fork, a container of egg salad with a fork missing a tine resting on top.
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